Another week went by and Xandir was officially three weeks pregnant.
In the confessional, Clara was saying, "Ever since Xandir had gotten pregnant; Wooldoor was nice enough to throw together a list of rules in the household to insure that Xandir and the baby would be okay."
In the living room, Wooldoor was holding up a rolled up piece of paper and stood in front of his friends. "Okay, after a week of endless searches on Google and Bing, I have come up with a list of stuff Xandir should and should not do while he's pregnant and an extra list of stuff we shouldn't do while Xandir is pregnant," Wooldoor said. He rolled out the paper, revealing that it could reach the other side of the room.
"Whoa, that's long," Flory said.
"Well, Xandir, you need to eat healthily, take some vitamins and folic acid, you're going to need plenty of exercise, schedule regular prenatal visits, breathe clean air, and stay positive throughout your pregnancy. Now here's what you should avoid: sushi, feta cheese, deli meats, raw, unpasteurized meats and cheeses, fish high in mercury, junk food, fast food, extra vitamin supplements, cigarettes, alcohol, cigarette smoke, second hand smoke, paint fumes, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, household cleaners that are classified as poison and have unidentified fragrances, extremely hot places, hot tubs, saunas, x-rays, electromagnetic fields, caffeine, unfiltered tap water, and genetically modified food. Oh, and most importantly, no drugs of any sort, especially illegal drugs."
"[No sushi or fish high in mercury. There goes my shark sushi recipe,]" Ling-Ling grumbled.
"Wait, what kind of illegal drugs? You mean like…marijuana!" Toot said, looking at Flory, who was about to light a joint.
"Oh great, looks like pot won't be an option for a while. Don't worry, I have other methods to get high," Flory said, walking into the kitchen and opening a cabinet while Ling-Ling was making a cup of tea for himself and he tossed a sugar cube in it.
Flory took a small jar out of the cabinet and opened it, revealing several sugar cubes. Flory took one and tossed it into her mouth.
"[Why do you eat the whole sugar cube?]" Ling-Ling asked as he took a long sip of his tea.
"They're not normal sugar cubes, they're sugar cubes coated in LSD. They make you really high, but I've built up a little bit of an immunity to how crazy it can make you," Flory explained.
"[LSD?]" Ling-Ling said, sounding confused, until his pupils became very large.
"Uh-oh, looks like Ling-Ling took the LSD cubes," Flory said.
"[Whoooaaaa, you are all so wavy now. And the room is so colorful,]" Ling-Ling said, looking around the room. In his eye view, all of the other housemates looked very out of shape and the room had psychedelic colors all over it. Ling-Ling walked off of the counter, fell flat on his face, got up and proceeded to walk around to explore this strange environment.
"Well, this could be a problem. I better keep an eye on him," Lightning Lizard said, going after the battle monster.
"And I'm going to get a camera just in case Ling-Ling does something stupid that'll be worth posting on YouTube," Spanky said, running upstairs to his room.
"I'm pretty sure he'll be alright," Flory said.
Then, there was a knock at the door and before Toot had the chance to answer it, several men in suits entered the Drawn Together house.
"What the hell!" Toot shouted.
"What's going on?" Foxxy asked. "Why are you all here?"
Then, a tall man in a uniform entered the building. "Hello, Drawn Together housemates. I'm the Chief Director of the Usage of Drugs in Cartoons. I'm here regarding Flory's drug problem," the man explained.
"We already settled that, Flory said she'll quit smoking pot for a while and replace it with LSD cubes," Xandir said.
"That's good, but we believe Flory should quit using any sort of psychedelic drugs. It's having a bad influence on children in the audience," the Chief Director of UODIC said.
"Children watch our shows? I thought this was rated for adults only or something," Flory said.
"Yes, but you know how kids are these days. We took a few surveys and as it turns out, a bunch kids under the age of 13 have seen South Park, Family Guy and American Dad," the Chief stated.
"Wow, their parents are terrible," Clara said.
"And we also found out some of them have tried marijuana and LSD, and we noticed they started doing it after you were introduced into Drawn Together," the Director added.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Just because they started using pot and LSD after I came around doesn't mean I caused it. It could've been another show, and isn't the United States working to get marijuana legalized or something?" Flory asked.
"Yes, with restrictions, but some kids are still using it when they shouldn't. We think it's best if Flory didn't use the drugs anymore," the Chief said.
"Wait! We don't know if her personality will change if she's sober," Foxxy said.
"Yeah, she tried to kill us all when she drank wine," Toot said.
"And Lightning said she turns into a cowgirl when she chews tobacco," Clara added.
"And he also said she turns into a monster when she uses hard drugs," Wooldoor stated.
"And she's a hippie when she's high. We don't know what she'll do if she's sober!" Foxxy shouted.
"Actually, sober me isn't as troublesome as you think. She might be annoying and a little high-strung but you might be able to live with her," Flory said.
"Wait, so you're going to become sober?" Foxxy asked the hippie.
"Yeah, if it'll make the other kids stop. What's the worst that can happen?" Flory said before walking off somewhere.
"How long do you think it'll take for her to be sober?" Clara asked.
"She won't be able to become sober. I, being an alcoholic, can't quit drinking no matter how hard I tried…then again, I never tried. Tee-hee, toot," Toot said.
"And I wonder how long it'll take for the LSD to wear off of Ling-Ling," Wooldoor said.
Meanwhile, on the roof of the Drawn Together house, Ling-Ling was standing at the edge, flapping his wings, as if he were a bird.
"[Yes! I think I figured out how to fly! I can fly south for the winter!]" he shouted gleefully.
Lightning Lizard and Spanky made it to the roof.
"No, Ling-Ling, don't jump! You're no avian!" Lightning shouted.
"Oh man, this is so going to be good," Spanky said with a wicked grin.
"[No, Ling-Ling is not a bird, but this fighting monster is going to fly!]" the Japanese monster said before leaping off of the roof.
"MOTHER OF GOD!" Lightning shouted.
"Great Allah, he actually jumped!" Spanky exclaimed excitedly.
Then, before either of the housemates' eyes, Ling-Ling rose back into their view, flapping his arms, and actually flying!
"WHAT IN FLAMING HELL IS GOING ON!?" Lightning questioned.
"He's flying! He's really flying! It's a miracle!" Spanky shouted at the top of his lungs.
Then, Ling-Ling, just as he was about to fly into the sunset, fell to the ground screaming, followed by a loud crash and excessive explosion.
"Never mind!" Spanky shouted.
"Oh Jesus help us," Lightning muttered.
Jesus is in a confessional and says, "Sorry, Lightning, don't know anything about making a ridiculously high Jap sober." He lifts up a soda and takes a sip. "Let's see if Flory made herself sober," he suggested.
The next day, Ling-Ling was sitting on the couch with an arm cast and bandages wrapped around his head, but judging by his eyes, he was still pretty stoned.
"Poor Lang-Lang, he was so close to flying home," Foxxy said to Lightning.
"I wish I could ask Flory how long this'll last, but I'm worried it might influence her do pot again," Lightning stated.
"I can't believe Flory is becoming sober and Ling-Ling has gotten high," Xandir said.
"And I can't believe Jesus said he couldn't do anything about Ling-Ling! Jesus is the messiah! He's supposed to do everything," Clara complained.
"Girl, there are some things even God himself can't do," Foxxy said.
Then, a woman came walking down the stairs. She had blonde hair tied up into a tight bun, oval glasses with black frames. She was wearing a white button-up shirt, a dark gray blazer and matching skirt that reached her knees, white tights and black pumps.
"Hello, housemates," she said in a harsh tone.
Everyone looked at the woman wide-eyed. Everyone was silent until Foxxy asked, "Excuse me, but who are you?"
"I'm Florence," the woman said sternly. "And I trust you're Flory's housemate, Foxxy Love, tambourine player in the former Foxxy 5 and mystery solver."
"Um, yeah, that's me," Foxxy said, slightly weirded out.
Captain Hero tapped Lightning on the shoulder and asked, "Dude, do you and Flory know who this douche is?"
"Can't be too sure, but I think it might be Flory when she's completely sober. As far as I can see, she seems harmless," Lightning answered.
"You there!" Florence snapped, making everyone jump. She pointed into the kitchen where Spanky was sitting on a toaster, with his pants down. "What are you doing!?" she demanded to know.
"Um…crapping in a toaster. What are you doing?" Spanky replied, trying to act smart.
"Shouting at you for it! Stop it right now! If you can't do your business on a toilet like a normal person, I might as well make you wear adult diapers," Florence sneered.
"What! Are you fucking kidding me! That's for old people!" Spanky snapped.
"Don't swear! There is a 13-year-old in the room!" Florence hissed, pointing at Wooldoor. "And don't mock the elderly. They've done a lot to make things the way they are today, such as fighting in wars, working in the government and factories. Some people that were in the Holocaust are still alive today and they've had enough torment! And you're going to be old yourself one day, and you'll get karma for saying that because one day, someone will say it to you!"
Florence berated the pig so harshly, everyone (save for Ling-Ling who was still high) thought Spanky was about to cry.
"Do I make myself clear?" she snarled.
Spanky whimpered, "Yes mam."
"Now hold it right there!" Clara shouted.
"Yes, Princess Clara?" Florence said politely.
Clara looked like she was about to stand up for Spanky, but instead she asked, "Did some Jews really survive the Holocaust? Hitler failed?"
"I know how you feel about Jews, homosexuals and African Americans, and I do NOT like your attitude toward them! What kind of princess is racist and homophobic? None! That's who! Jewish people didn't cause the Black Death, rats and fleas did. As for homosexuality, the Bible said nothing, I repeat, NOTHING about it being wrong! It was misinterpreted, so shut up about gays, lesbians, pansexuals, bisexuals, and transvestites going to hell! Interracial marriages also have nothing to do with tumors like you said in Terms of Endearment! And lastly, not all Africa Americans are as dumb as you think. Take Dr. Martin Luther King Jr for instance. He worked so hard to get Africans their civil rights and he got assassinated for it. Harriet Tubman saved several of her people from slavery, which is something she was very respected for. Frederick Douglass was a slave and a university was named after him, along with Dr. King. And if it weren't for George Washington Carver, we wouldn't have peanut butter!" Florence stated. Clara was so stunned she was speechless.
"WHOO! I like this girl!" Foxxy asked the woman.
"You have such an open mind!" Xandir said happily. "Was Flory anything like you?"
"Yes, she did have an open mind, but she never spoke up about it. She was either to lazy or too scared, but I, Florence, have the confidence and energy she lacked! That what makes me better than her," Florence said.
"[What about Asian people?]" Ling-Ling asked, a little aware about what was going on around.
"I believe you can drive better if you really try and they are very intelligent, especially since Asia had figured out fridges way before we did and have passed down many different ancient fighting styles that are still being practiced. At the rate your home country is probably going to get jet packs and flying cars before we do," Florence said.
"For real!?" Foxxy exclaimed. "They had fridges before we did!?"
"I kind of like this version of Florence," Wooldoor said.
"Hello? Did you miss the part where she berated me and Clara?" Spanky asked.
But everyone ignored the pig and just started to talk to Florence only. Spanky gritted his teeth and gripped his hands into fists. In the confessional, he said, "Florence may have an open mind, but she didn't have to say all that crap to me and Clara about what we said or did! It's none of her business! And as for me swearing, Wooldoor was used to it! And he swore a few times in the past, but of course, she'll blame me of course for being a 'bad influence' on the kid. Everyone might like her now, but I look forward to when she starts scolding people for doing what they do, and when that happens, they'll wish they never welcomed her here!"
Later that day, Ling-Ling was still stoned and stumbling around the house. "[Ugh, what happened to the floor? It's shaky for some stupid reason,]" he complained.
Lightning found him and said to himself, "Okay, there has to be some way to make him sober, but how…" Then, a light bulb clicked on above his head for a brief moment, until it went out. He tapped on it until it went back on. "I know, I'll take him around town. The fresh air should fix him. Maybe we'll even get some coffee and ramen," he said. He grabbed the battle monster and ran out the door.
Inside the house, everyone was going about their business and Florence was in the kitchen, holding a small stack of bills and calculating everything with a calculator.
"Is it just me, or has the water bill gone up a lot lately, and what's with all of these tabs about toy boats, planes and subs?" she said to herself. Then, she heard water running from upstairs and went up to investigate. She discovered Captain Hero and Wooldoor filling up the bathtub with a huge box of toy boats, submarines, and planes.
"Come on! I want to try out this remote control sub and see if it looks as awesome in water as like that overly hyperactive kid on TV said!" Wooldoor whined.
"Wait a second! It's almost full!" Hero shouted.
"Ahem!" Florence cleared her throat, getting the two guys' attention.
"Oh hi, Florence, me and Hero were about to play Battleship. It's somewhat based on the terrible movie and the game. Want to play?" Wooldoor asked.
"How often do you play this game? Do you know how high the water bill is right now?" Florence sneered.
Wooldoor and Hero shivered at Florence's sudden harsh tone. Wooldoor answered the woman, "Um…no? But it can't be that bad, right? So what if it adds a few dollars to our usual bill?"
"You think filling the tub up to the brim is only a few dollars? Try a few hundred dollars!" Florence snapped, showing Wooldoor and Hero the bill.
"Whoa! That's a lot of mullah!" Wooldoor screamed.
"If you want the bill to cost less, then I advise you to use less water and play Battleship somewhere else, like the pool or a river, or a pond," Florence suggested.
"But if we put them in the pool, they might flow into the filters and they'll either jam everything in the pool or we'll lose them forever! And if we put them in a pond, they'll get dirty!" Wooldoor exclaimed.
"And as for your tub toys," Florence said, going through the box of toy boats, subs and planes. She picked out a few and held them up to the guys. A boat was covered in duct tape, a black sub seemed to have been glued together very poorly, and a red plane's wing was starting to fall. "You have too many and you've been keeping too many tabs. Some of these are too broken to keep any longer. You'll have to throw the broken ones out and sell the ones that you don't want anymore. I'm going to give you a limit of 10 of each type of toy to keep now," Florence said "Wooldoor gets five and Hero gets five."
"No! You can't do that! How will I outnumber Wooldoor in the game!" Hero cried.
"And don't tell me to throw out Amelia! Her wing may be broken but she can still fly like the wind," Wooldoor added. He threw the plane into the air, and it fell to the ground, shattering into a million pieces. Upon seeing this, Wooldoor burst into tears, "WAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"And you know, the more I think about it. Aren't you both a little old to be playing childish games like this. Captain Hero, you're 28 and Wooldoor, you're 13. It's time for you both to get your own hobbies," Florence added.
"Battleship is a hobby!" Hero snapped.
Florence glared at the superhero before backhanding him into the bathtub.
"Captain Hero!" Wooldoor shouted, seeing what happened to his friend.
"Well, maybe that water won't be a total waste. You can use it to wash your clothes and get a decent bath," Florence sneered, walking out of the room.
In the confessional, Wooldoor said, "At first, I thought Florence was a nice Democrat, since she was so open-minded, but now I know, she has the mean attitude and authority of a Republican!"
Foxxy watched as Florence go down the stairs back into the kitchen to work on the bills and tabs. "Foxxy knew that it was a little harsh for Florence to yell at Wooldoor and Hero about their little game, but she was right; they were a little old for it and the water bill and toy tabs have been skyrocketing in this house, so it's good that the bill won't be much of an issue anymore, but Florence didn't really have to yell at those poor boys like she was their mother. But then I thought, 'hey, she didn't call me out for anything yet. I'm doing nothing wrong, I'm good'. Nobody's going to scold me," Foxxy said in the confessional.
Spanky is shown in the confessional later and says, "I heard about what happened with Hero and Wooldoor and I decided to discuss with Foxxy about Florence."
"Come on, Foxxy! Florence has no right to boss us around like this! We're older than her! We're the boss of her, not the other way around," Spanky told Foxxy later in the kitchen.
"Spanky, I know you're still ticked about Florence calling you out for shitting in the toaster, but I'm pretty sure Florence doesn't mean to be as mean as she sounds. You'll get used to it," Foxxy said.
"You're just saying that because she hasn't yelled at you yet," Spanky sneered.
"And she never will, because I know how to behave," Foxxy said.
In the confessional, she said, "I thought Spanky will still mad about being scolded earlier, but I thought he was overreacting and I thought Florence was okay. I can do what I want and she hasn't bugged me about it yet and she probably never will, but later, damn was I wrong."
In Foxxy rooms, Foxxy was blasting music very loudly and dancing to it in her usual fashion. Then, Florence entered the room, covering her ears.
"Foxxy! Can you turn the music down a few notches? I can't focus on anything," Florence said.
Foxxy, not hearing the woman, continued to groove.
"Hello! Foxxy! I'm trying to talk to you!" she shouted again.
After Foxxy ignored her a second time, she screamed at the top of her lungs, "MISS LOVE!"
Foxxy froze mid dance-step and saw Florence in the room. She paused the music and said, "Hey Florence, I didn't hear you come in."
"Well, considering how loud you had your music, I'm not surprised. Do you know how loud it was?" Florence questioned.
"Um, no," Foxxy said.
"Loud enough to be heard downstairs. Did you know that by blasting music that loud can not only damage your ears, but the ears of others? It can cause someone to go deaf! I suggest you tone it down a few notches," Florence told the singer.
"Don't tell me how to jam. I'm my own boss and I can blast it as loud as I like," Foxxy stated.
"Maybe you like it as loud as you do, but others don't. Think of your friends. I bet some of them have earaches now," Florence said.
In the confessional, Foxxy said, "You can yell at Spanky for shitting in the toaster, you can snap Carla for not having an open-mind, you can scold at Wooldoor and Hero for wasting water and money for Battleship, but she should never criticize the way I jam! She has to go! Now!"
Meanwhile, in town, Lightning and Ling-Ling were going around.
"So, Ling-Ling, how does going to get ramen sound?" the Y-man asked his friend.
"[Dunno,]" Ling-Ling replied.
In the confessional, Lightning said, "Whatever I suggested to Ling-Ling, he just replied with a plain 'dunno'. And most of this stuff is something he'd enjoy, like taking karate lessons, competing in betted battle tournaments, dry cleaning, and cock fights! This LSD is making him not be himself."
Lightning took Ling-Ling into the ramen shop where they both ordered chicken ramen. "Now, since we're here, how high are you now?" Lightning asked his companion.
"[About…1 foot and 3 inches,]" Ling-Ling said.
"I'm going to take that as a 'still pretty high'," Lightning said, as he looked out the window. "Wow, that's a lot of people at the mall today. Must be a sale, what do you think?" Lightning said, turning back towards Ling-Ling, only to see that the battle monster was gone!
"Ling-Ling! Buddy!" he shouted, frantically, looking around the restaurant.
He eventually saw Ling-Ling struggling to climb into a pot of ramen. "Ling-Ling! Get back her! What the hell are you doing?" Lightning asked his friend.
"[I'm trying to get a bath! Fuck off!]" Ling-Ling snapped.
"Not in the ramen! Hold it, Ling-Ling," Lightning shouted, trying to run over to his friend, but the little guy leapt into the pot of ramen before the mutant could stop him. "Dude…" Lightning muttered, thinking Ling-Ling was dead.
Then, before he knew it, Ling-Ling had jumped out of the pot of soup, shouting, "[Why was I waking up in a pot or ramen! It was like a bad dream!]" he shouted.
"Dude! You're sober now!" Lightning gasped.
"[I am…oh yeah, I drank tea and the world looked weird all day yesterday. What happened while I was out? I could sort of remember some lady yelling at Spanky and Clara for poop and racism,]" Ling-Ling asked.
"That was one of Flory's other personalities, Florence. It's who she is when she's sober," Lightning explained.
"[She's not murderous, is she?]" the battle monster asked.
"No, just bossy," Lightning said. "Now let's get out of here before the chef figures out you swam in the ramen. There's a lot of hair in there."
"[Oh, they won't care. Fur turns up in the food often in this restaurant, you'd be amazed,]" Ling-Ling stated.
"Does this place have rats?"
"[…Yeah, it has rats.]"
Back at the Drawn Together house, Clara was in the kitchen, getting herself some juice when Xandir walked in.
"Hello Xandir, care for some jui-are you…wearing actual pants?" Clara as her gay friend.
Indeed, Xandir was now wearing pants, no longer wearing his thong and loincloth. "Yeah, Florence kind of forced me to wear it since I exposed a little too much skin and I might get sunburnt or something. I told her I'd be careful, but she just threatened me with a clothes hanger. So I did what she said and put on pants, and you know what?" Xandir explained.
"What?" Clara asked.
"I don't like wearing pants. I want my thong and loincloth back!" Xandir cried.
Toot then showed up and shouted, "I don't like the idea of Xandir wearing pants either! I'm too used to him wearing his loincloth and thong! That bitch I ruining our lives!"
Clara was in the confessional, saying, "I couldn't believe what Florence was doing to everyone. At first, I thought she'd only hate me and Spanky for doing what we do, but she called everyone else out on doing innocent. It's just fun. And she doesn't like it. I decided to have a little talk with her."
In the living room, Clara said to Florence, "Florence, why are you being so mean to my friends. They haven't done anything seriously wrong. Nobody is getting hurt by what we do."
"I'm not being mean to your friends, Clara, just a tad strict, and you all know I am right," Florence said.
"Well, I don't think it's right for you to berate my friends for whatever they do. So what if Foxxy's music is a little loud. We were all used to it, and now the quietness from her room is driving us insane. We were all used to Captain Hero and Wooldoor using the tub to play Battleship, and it was even fun to watch. We're also used to Spanky defecating on and in stuff. Everyone has become accustomed to my opinions, and I think the only problem left is for you to accept those opinions and how things are in our home. Don't you see, you've taken everything we were used to in our lives away and replaced it with something we really dislike," Clara said.
"Change isn't always a bad thing, Clara. You'll get used to it. Before you know it, you'll be glad I changed things around here," Florence said.
"You don't understand! Everyone liked the way things were before, and we want it back to the way it used to be right now!" Clara snapped.
"Clara! Don't use that tone with me!" Florence snapped.
"You used that tone on everyone else! Why can't I!" Clara shouted.
"Clara, for a princess, you're not very proper," Florence sneered.
"And we thought you were going to be better personality than Noir, one that wasn't abusive, but as it turns out, we were wrong! You are abusive! Verbally abusive!" Clara shouted. "And just you wait! We'll get the producers to get Flory back before you know it!" Clara then ran upstairs to the phone.
"Good luck with that, I'm sure they made everything official by now," Florence said smugly.
At the phone, Clara had dialed for the Chief Director of the Usage of Drugs in Cartoons. "Hello, I'd like to speak to the Chief…Chief Director, I hate to say it but Florence has to go! Wait, why are you agreeing with me? Viewers become terrified and get heart attacks or seizures whenever she shouts on TV? Louder than the Real Housewives, that's strange…how do we get Flory back? All we know is that we have to get her high again…okay, thank you. Good-bye! And thank you!" Clara hung up on the phone and went to go find her friends to tell them the good news.
Later that evening, everyone, except for Lightning and Ling-Ling who still had yet to return from town, were gathered around Florence.
"Florence, I called the Chief Director of the Usage of Drugs in Cartoons, and he says you have to go and we can have Flory back," Clara told the woman.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid that that's not possible. You see, I am completely in my right mind, unlike Flory, so when Flory became sober; you became bound to me for life," Florence stated.
"Don't think we don't know how to get you high again. We'll get Flory back…somehow," Wooldoor said.
"Somehow? That's really assuring. But let's face it, when Flory said she would become sober, it was the last time you'll ever see her," Florence said.
At that point, Lightning Lizard and Ling-Ling bounded into the house, wearing carnival hats and holding balloons and cotton candy.
"Guys! Ling-Ling is sober and back to his usual self-whoa, why does it look like you're all ganging up on Florence?" Lightning asked.
"Lightning, Florence is no better than Noir. She's strict and mean! And right now, we have to get Flory back. We need your help!" Toot exclaimed.
"I don't know what to do. I've never dealt with Florence before. Noir was easy to trick because she was stupid, but Florence seems like she's really smart," Lightning said.
"I don't seem really smart, I am really smart," Florence said smugly.
Ling-Ling got out a mug and filled it with tea, saying, "[Just leave her alone, guys. We're stuck with her and we're going to have to put up with her.]"
"How can you say that, Ling-Ling? I thought you liked Flory," Clara said.
"[She was okay, but I don't think she ever knew what she was even doing here,]" Ling-Ling said.
"But she was from Japan! Like you!" Xandir said.
"[That doesn't mean anything, besides, like she said before, you'll get used to her,]" Ling-Ling said as he opened in the cupboard and grabbed a sugar cube from the jar inside and threw it into the cup.
"Um, Ling-Ling, remember, those aren't normal su-," Wooldoor tried to tell the battle monster until he hushed his friend by saying, "[I know.]".
"Oh, I see," Wooldoor said with a grin.
"See what?" Foxxy asked.
Wooldoor whispered to his friends as Ling-Ling brought the mug of tea to Florence. "[Here's some tea, Florence. You must've had a rough day today,]" he said politely.
"Thank you, Ling-Ling. I needed a cup today," Florence said, taking a long sip. Then, when she was done, her eyes became wide and she said flatly, "Ling-Ling, did you put something in my drink?"
"[Oh I just put in the essentials…tea leaves, water, a tiny bit of milk, and a sugar cube…coated in LSD,]" Ling-Ling stated.
"LSD! No! NOOOO!" Florence screamed as her body began to glow. Within seconds, he bun became undone, her glasses' lenses changed color, and her clothes transformed. Before anyone knew it, Florence had turned back into Flory.
"Alright, who missed me?" Flory asked her friends.
"Flory!" everyone shouted, hugging the girl.
"That Florence was a complete douche to us! We all wanted you back so badly! The housemates, the viewers, the producers, even the Chief Director of the Abuse of Drugs in Cartoons!" Xandir cried.
"Aw, that's real sweet," Flory beamed.
"[Florence was smart, but Asians are smarter. I knew she'd fall for the old 'drug in innocent beverage' trick,]" Ling-Ling stated.
"Thanks Ling-Ling," Flory said.
"Now, I hope we all learned something from this," Lightning said.
"What's that, Lightning?" Clara asked her housemate.
"That we should never let Flory get sober and never let Ling-Ling get high," Lightning stated.
"Too true, Lightning, too true, now let's go celebrate! Who's up for a good game of Battleship?" Wooldoor asked his friend.
Everyone cheered and ran upstairs to the bathroom to start the game.
Well, looks like Florence came and went and nobody liked her that much after all. Another problem solved in the Drawn Together house!
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