ZJ: *watching TV* NO FRODO GET OUT OF THE WATER! WHAT IS THAT SKELETON THING!
Gary: *clears throat* ZJ, next chapter
ZJ: YEAH YOU GO SMEAGOL! *sees viewers* oop sorry viewers, I was watching Lord of the Rings... Any way, here's the next chapter and check out Chosen by Destiny, love it... *goes back to TV* HAHA SMEAGOL YOU'RE FREAKING HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY PRECIOUS!
Gary: -_- I have the weirdest boss ever. *sees movie* hmm it won't hurt to watch just a little bit of it...
30 minutes later
Gary and ZJ: 0_0 *robber steals desk*
ZJ: Did you hear something? 0_0
Gary: No bro 0_0
ZJ: Cool 0_0
Director: Wait...didn't he die in the previous movie? 0_0
ZJ: I...no...he escaped...I think...
Zane looked around and noticed the wall of their battles. Ash was studying them so Zane searched the temple for something that could help Ash unlock his true potential. Jay groaned, his eye bruised from Snike, and stamped a foot.
"Why did the First Spinjitzu Master want us to come here?" Zane stood under the bell and noticed two extra pillars facing each other.
"Wait, I have an idea. Everyone go to your spots. Leo, Dakota, follow me." He walked over to the pillars to see there was a dagger-shaped hole in one and an arrow shapes hole in the other. "Everyone, put your weapons in their slots. Ash, stand next to Lloyd."
"Zane, what are you trying to do?"
"Ash is the important one in the group, in order for his powers to come all the elements need to come together." Zane took out his Ice Blade and put it in the slot. The bell glowed and light shone on the two ninja.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Luna yelled. Ash's sword flew out of his hand and hovered next to the bell. Light bounced off the blade and bounced off crystals until it his Leo's pillar, his daggers glowing blue. The light kept going around the temple and rested on Dakota's pillar, his bow glowing like Leo's. The light finally stopped on Zane's pillar. The light covered the Nindroid. A wooden bow staff appeared in his hand.
"SEND YOUR POWERS TO ASH'S SWORD!" Zane yelled and sent ice out of his new weapon. Leo shot stars at the sword and Dakota shot yellow energy. The light faded and Ash's sword slowly descended to its owners hand.
"Whoa...and I thought being part dragon was awesome." Snike whispered in awe. A slow clapping echoed in the temple.
"Very good... Very good indeed. But you will have to do better than a few glowing swords to defeat me." Drakel flashed his fangs in a snarl. "Hello Light Dragon." Snike stepped protectively in front of his wife and daughter.
"Hello Dark Dragon." Snike hissed and swept his tail along the dusty floor.
"ATTACK!" Drakel's warriors filled the temple, battling with the ninja. Drakel and Zane faced each other.
"BRING IT ON FANG FACE!" Zane said, his humor switch clearly on.
"YOU GOT IT FALCON BRAIN!" Drakel swung his sword and Zane blocked it with his bow staff.
"How did you find us?!" Zane twirled his staff over his head, making a small blizzard.
"Tracking device, we put two on you." Drakel did a crouching front leg sweep and knocked Zane off his feet. Zane backflipped onto his feet and hit his bow staff into Drakel's head. Drakel stumbled backwards and slipped on the snow Zane made. He growled an put his hands in front of him.
"ZANE!" Snike yelled, Zane glanced behind him and side stepped away from a sword. Zane grabbed the blade and elbowed the warrior in the face.
"YEAH ZANE! IN YO FACE WARRIOR!" Jay electrocuted a warrior with his Lightning Blade. Drakel made a ball of dark energy and grinned at the Nindroid's back.
"Goodbye." Zane turned right when the energy left Drakel's hand. Zane went flying out of the temple and was lost from sight. Zane was gone in a matter of seconds.
"NO!" Luna yelled. Drakel called his warriors off and left the ninja. "Frosty." Luna whispered and buried her face in the Samurai's shoulder.
ZJ: *looks at empty office* Where did my desk go?
Gary: 0_0 that was an awesome movie.
ZJ: Seriously, it's gone...so is my favorite Ratchet and Clank game T_T WHYY?! TAKE LEO INSTEAD!
Leo: HEY!
ZJ: Dude, Ratchet and Clank is da BOMB! I have a reviewer that thinks this also. Nothing is better than Clank...did I say that out loud?
Zane: T_T what about me?
ZJ: You two are on the same awesomeness scale... Ratchet..eehhhh... I like cats and all but robots (Clank) and dragons are awesome.
Director: Awesomeness Scale? And Ratchet is a Lombax, not a cat.
ZJ: It's a real thing, well in my vocabulary...deal with it. And yes RATCHET IS TOO A CAT! He looks like at cat, he talks like a cat, he is furry like a cat.
Leo: W-what kind of cats do you have that talk? *gets slapped*
This is ZJ, faithful fan of Ninjago's very own Nindroid, telling you to love Clank and have an awesome day/night. (That's going to be my new closing, like it?)
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Do you love him yet? LOVE THE CUTE LITTLE GUY! LOVE HIM I SAY! *experiences technical difficulties*