Jeanette:"Chassidy is still upset so I'll be writing these rules.
Michael is going to be helping Si with the antidote for them.
Anyway here's Chapter 5
15)Nikki Minaj is banned
Jeanette:"Her music is inappropriate, and her voice gets on my
nerves."
Brittany:"I beez in the trap, be- beez...
Jeanette:"No! (throws banana at Brittany)
Brittany:"(slices it with her powers) Ha!(hit by Jean's power)
Ow, that hurts Jean. At least put my rule in."
Jeanette:"Fine."
16)Brittney Spears is banned also
Brittany:"There can only be one Brittany."
(hears Ellie singing here's "oops I did it again")
Brittany:"(Shoots Eleanor with her powers)Never sing
her songs!"
Jeanette:"Alright break it up you two I don't want to call the
vet again."
17) Vet visits are common in our household.
Jeanette:"I have a feeling there will be an example of this rule
in 3, 2, 1...
Alvin:"Sweet Chin Music!"(Jean dodges)
Jeanette:"RKO!"(hits Alvin with the RKO) Told ya."
Alvin:(groans in pain)
18) WWE is actually not banned
Theodore:"Everybody actually enjoys it."
Eleanor:"I've beaten Brittany with the RKO,Spear, and the Black
Widow. "
Jeanette:"I've beaten Brittany, Alvin, Michael,and Simon."
Brittany:"You're good Jean.I'll get you one day."
19)No Resident Evil 6
Alvin:"It even scared the crap out of me."
Brittany:"He was sleeping with a plush version of me for a week."
Jeanette:"Now that was scary."
Brittany:"The video game?"
Jeanette:"No, the fact that Alvin has a plush version of you."
Alvin and Brittany:*blushing*
20) Theodore and Eleanor I don't care if you have a nightmare,
Don't ask me or Simon can you sleep with us. Ask Britt or Alvin.
Theodore:"They blasts us into the walls...
Eleanor:"While they are asleep. "
Jeanette:"Why don't you sleep with each other?"
Theo and Ellie:"*facepalm*Why didn't we think of that?"
21) Alvin will you please stop pissing Brittany off.
Jeanette:"We've already spent $18,000 on vet bills.
And most of that is because you won't leave Brittany
alone."
Alvin:"Aww come on, it's not that bad."
Brittany:"ALLLVIIINN!"
Jeanette:"Britt what's... (laughing hysterically)"
Brittany:"IT'S NOT FUNNY! "
Alvin:"I thought you liked pink Britt. "
Brittany:"NOT AS MY FUR COLOR ALVIN!"
Alvin:"You're still the pretty one Brittany."
Brittany:"Good, cause now... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Jeanette:"*sigh*I'll call the vet AGAIN."
22) NO CHEWING GUM!
Jeanette:"Do you know how many times, I've had to stand in the
freezer because of gum related incidents?"
Theodore:"(crawling) Jean...help...me!"
Jeanette:"Oh my god Theo!"Ellie help me get Theo into the freezer! "
Eleanor:"(running up the hall)I'M COMING TEDDY!"
23)All songs by LMFAO except Party Rock Anthem the clean
version is banned.
Jeanette:"Not my rule people."
Dave:"The clean version of PRA is an exception."
Alvin:"In the club Party Rock..."
Theodore:"You looking for your girl, she hips my hop."
Alvin:"Nonstop when we in the shop..."
Theodore:"Booty moving weight, like she own da block."
Eleanor:"Alright we get it, you like the exception."
24)Angry Birds is banned.
Eleanor:"It brings the worse out of peop-uh chipmunks, even me."
Theodore:"ARE YOU KIDDING ME,SON OF A-"
Jeanette:"Theodore! "
Eleanor:"Why is this Teddy, and not Alvin?"
Alvin:*me gusta face*
Eleanor and Jeanette:*facepalm*
25) Dave stay away from the kitchen.
Eleanor:"You can't cook Dave."
Brittany:"Now Chassidy is afraid of your cooking after the
lasagna incident."
Dave:"It wasn't that bad."
The Chipettes:"WE ALMOST DIED!"
26)Temple Run 2 is also banned.
Alvin:"I've broken 2 tablets and 3 iPhones."
Jeanette:"I've broken 3 tablets and 5 iPhones."
Brittany:"I've broken 6 iPhones."
Eleanor:"Me and Theo has broken 9 iPhones."
Everyone:"Together."
Theodore:"Each."
Everyone:0_0
Jeanette:"Well that's all we have for today...
Simon:"Jeanette the antidote is complete."
Jeanette:"That's great, why isn't Mike changed back? "
Michael:"Me and Chassidy have a score to settle.
Chassidy:"Bonzai!(tackles Mike)I've been wanting to hear
that from you all day. "
Michael:"*laughs*Looks like someone is happy again."
Chassidy:"Tonight we start plotting, tomorrow we take
action."(she leaves)
Jeanette:"Thanks Michael for cheering her up."
Michael:"No biggie Jean."