Alvin:"We're back and things are really strange lately."
Brittany:"Alvin,your scientific brothers and my scientific sisters are totally not acting like themselves."
Theodore:"We'll explain more in this set of rules."
35) Don't leave anything that can cause death around."
Eleanor:"Chassidy almost killed Michael with Alvin's pocket knife."
Theodore:"That fight went on for hours."
36) Actually that last rule didn't really matter.
Brittany:"They're geniuses,can't they make their own weapons?"
Jeanette:"(holding a ray gun) Prepare to die Seville."
Simon:"(holding a ray gun also) Bring it Miller."
Brittany:"(dodges blasts) What the munk is wrong with them?"
37) When they work with their twin it's even worse.
Jeanette & Chassidy:"YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE MILLER TWINS!"
Simon&Michael:"NEVER!"
Chassidy:"I know how to settle this."
Girls&Guys:"GENIUS ROBOT BATTLE."
Theo,Ellie,Al,and Britt:"NO!"
38) Rubix Cube, nuff said.
Jeanette:"These things are evil."
Simon:"What monster would make this?"
Chassidy:"This is torture."
Michael:"We're the smartest Chipmunks in this house,and we're getting outsmarted by a cube."
*1 hour later*
Jean,Si,Chass,and Mike:"MUNK THIS!"(disintegrate Rubix Cube)
39)Oh great now they're evil geniuses.
Jean,Si, Chass,and Mike:"Bwahahahaha, and now(blasted through the house by the others)
Eleanor:"Thank God that's over."
Theodore:"Amen to that."
*3 hours later*
Simon:"Anybody care to explain why we woke up outside?"
Alvin:"You four went all evil genius on us."
Jeanette:"Really,that's interesting."
40)YouTube is a Seville's/Miller's best frenemy.
Brittany:"Like when we got Michael and Chassidy doing the Say Hey scene from Chipwrecked."
Chassidy:"(seething) Well Brittany, how about the video me, Mike,Jean, and Si got of you and Alvin doing the song Forget You."
Alvin:"0_0 You guys didn't."
Jean and Chass:"Oh she's just a gold-digger,just thought you should know."
Si and Mike:"Why don't you go and tell your little boyfriend."
41)Mother's Day is hard for the Chipettes.
Chipettes:(Huddled together crying)
Theodore:"This is so sad."
Michael:"Should we help them?"
Simon:"Not right now, they need to console each other."
Alvin:"I feel their pain."
42) Don't be surprised if you see The Chipmunks in a tree the same way.
Alvin/Simon:"They made up their minds and they started packing. They left before the sun came up that day. An exit to eternal summer slacking. But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
They stayed up all night and they got to talking. They now had more important things to say. And when the car broke down they started walking. Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
Chipmunks:"Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold. And it's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry. They'll never get old and gray. You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere. They won't make it home but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happy there today , today."
Theodore/Michael:"The children woke up and they couldn't find 'em. They Left before the sun came up that day. They just drove off and left it all behind 'em. But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"
Chipmunks:"Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold. And it's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry. They'll never get old and gray. You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere. They won't make it home but they really don't care. They wanted the highway they're happy there today , today."
The Chipettes:"(sobbing) That was so beautiful."
The Chipmunks:"(sobbing also):"Group hug."
Dave:"*sighs*They really miss their parents."
43) Dave stop trying to talk cool, leave it to Alvin."
Dave:"Aw come on dawgs what's wrong with my talking, I think it sounds tight."
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"MY EARS, MAKE IT STOP!"
44) NO MUSIC TORTURE!
Michael:"I didn't think I'd make her cry, I was just trying to wake her up."
Jeanette:"YOU BLASTED NIKKI MINAJ IN HER EAR!"
Chassidy:"I hate you, come near me and I'll hurt you."
Michael:"*ears drop*Man I really screwed up."
Jeanette:"You had to break rule 4."
45)When a Chipette is pissed off,she's pissed off, then she's sad.
Michael:"Chassidy you can't stay made at me forever."
Chassidy:"(from a tree) Leave me alone."
Michael:"Well if you want to talk,you know where to find me."
Eleanor:"They're going through an Alvin/Brittany problem."
Theodore:"We need to help them."
46) Tickle torture:works every time
Theodore:"Come on Mike you can't give up."
Michael:"If she wants to be left alone, then I'll let her."
*tree out back (A/N:yeah she's still up there)*
Eleanor:"You can't stay mad at him forever."
Chassidy:"You may have forgotten that my hearing is still munked up, my ears are ringing,also I can still hear Nikki Minaj in my head."
Eleanor:"Why don't we talk in our room?"
(thunder/rain)
Chassidy:"(jumps)Yeah lets go."
*Chipmunks/Chipettes room*
Theodore:"Now you two are going to apologize to each other."
*locks door*
Chassidy/Michael:"No way."
Eleanor:"Don't act like Al and Britt apologize or else.
Chassidy/Michael:"Or else what?"
Theodore:"*me gusta face*Let's get them Eleanor."
(they both jump Chass and Mike and starts tickling them)
Chassidy:"*laughing*Ellie stop it...hahaha please."
Michael:"*laughing*Theo I'm warning you hahaha...stop."
Theo/Ellie:"APOLOGIZE!"
Chassy/Mike:"NEVER! "
Eleanor:"Add your feet Theodore."
(Michael and Chassidy are in tears)
Chassidy:"*laughing*Alright Alright!"
Michael:"*laughing*I'll do it!"
Michael and Chassidy:"I'll apologize."
Chassidy:"I can breathe,I-I'm sorry for being hostile."
Michael:"I'm s-sorry sorry,I shouldn't have blasted Nikki Minaj in your ears."
Theodore/Eleanor:"What a happy way to end the chapter."
Chassidy:"*laughing*Speak for yourselves,I can't stop laughing."
Michael:"*laughing*Me neither."
(both passes out from lack of oxygen)
Simon:"Me and Jean are gonna try to wake our twins up."
Jeanette:"Remember you can send rules,you will get credit."
Alvin:"The song sang by us Chipmunks during that emotional rule doesn't belong to us or the author."
Brittany:"She only owns the story plots and my sister Chass,and Alvin's brother Mike."
