Chipmunks/Chipettes:"(Dracula-like)We're baaack!"

Chassidy:"*appears from smoke*We like to thank alvinnascar5 for rule 56

also Golden Quintet for rule 66."

Jeanette:"And H.F. Madness for rules 57 and 59-63."

Chipettes:"Prepare for extreme randomness."

Chipmunks:"You have been warned."

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"*vampire laughter*

56)Alvin + Nascar + 1 t.v. = Angry Chipmunks.

Simon:"Alvin you can't hog the t.v. all day."

Chipettes:"Yeah Alvin."

Alvin:"Come on guys, it's nascar, plus I haven't been on it all day."

Michael:"No,just about oh I don't know 7 HOURS!"

Alvin:"Alright after this race."

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"NO ALVIN NOW!"

Alvin:"Okay,geez."

57)Alvin is afraid of elephants.

Dave:"It's a long story."

Chipettes:"We want to hear it."

Dave:"Sorry girls I can't."

Brittany:"Oh come on Dave."

Dave:"No."

Jeanette:"But Dave."

Dave:"No."

Eleanor:"Can't we get a hint?"

Dave:"I said no."

Chassidy:"How about..."

Dave:"WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU GIRLS GET!"

Chipettes:"Alright, Alright geez Dave."

58) STOP TRYING TO BRING SIMONE BACK!

Chassidy:"One day with Simone is okay, but after a week, he started to freak Jean out."

Jeanette:"CHASSIDY HELP ME SIMONE'S BACK!"

Simone:"Jeanette,come back j'ai besoin-tu(I need you)."

Jeanette:"AHHH!"

Chassidy:"Jeanette watch out for the...

(Jeanette crashed into a tree)

Eleanor:"Ouch,that had to hurt."

Jeanette:"I think I twisted my ankle."

Brittany:"*singing*Jean, Jean,Jean of the jungle, friend to you and me*beats chest/George of the jungle yell*.Watch out for that tree!"

Eleanor and Chassidy:"BRITTANY!"

59) If you do prank somebody,make it look like Toby did it.

Toby:"HEY!

60) We're all afraid of the dark.

Chassidy:"Actually we're not afraid of the dark,we're afraid of what's IN the dark."

61) When telling scary stories,tell Toby to leave the room first.

Alvin:"Yeah the Tobster gets nightmares."

Theodore:"He's worst than me."

62)Easter is a tough subject.

Toby:"I don't see why."

Simon:"Because of *shudders*The Bunny.

Toby:"The Easter Bunny?"

Simon:"No, it's a long story."

63)If you break the rules,you will and shall be punished.

Simon:"Just ask Toby."

Toby:"AHHHHHHHHH!"

Simon:"What did you do?"

Alvin:"Nothing."*evil laugh*

Simon:"O...kay."

64)Don't take experimenting from Simon and Michael.

Chassidy:"First time=devastation+crying."

Jeanette:"After the 3rd=Craziness+singing'Ain't No Stoppin'Us Now'."

Simon and Michael:"*singing*Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now, we're on the move."

Chassidy:"RUN FOR YOUR MUNKIN' LIVES!"

Jeanette:"Uh, twisted ankle remember?"

Chassidy:" Right, quick wrap your arms around my neck,I'm piggy-backing you

the hell out of here."

65)Don't jump to conclusions when you hear the Chipmunks and Chipettes

singing certain songs.

Alvin:"Like 'Get Munk'd' somehow the lyrics are subliminal."

Brittany:"And 'Getting Lucky' again subliminal."

Chassidy:"Depending on the situation 'So What'."

Simon:"But the one..."

Jeanette:"That people always..."

Michael:"Jump to conclusion is..."

Theo and Ellie:"Witch Doctor!"

Alvin:"They think when we sing it,we sing it for a reason."

Brittany:"Well we all want to say...

Chipmunks and Chipettes:"THE ONLY REASON WE SING IT IS

BECAUSE WE LIKE THE SONG, NOTHING ELSE!"

66) Don't call Alvin,Alfred.

Chassidy:"Unless you want to die."

Michael:"I do it , and I'm not dead yet."

Chassidy:"You really should stop though."

Michael:"*smugly*You don't want to see me get hurt, cause you'd

cry over me."

Chassidy:"*smacks Michael in the head*No you idiot,cause if you kill

Alvin, Brittany will kill you."

67)No energy drinks for anybody but Ki and Lucus.

Alvin:"I don't care what the rule say, if I want RipIt I'll drink it."

Michael:"And why do you guys get to drink it?"

Lucus:"Cause we're pretty much immune to it."

Ki:"Yep.*chugs two Red Bulls*"

Chipettes:"How the hell do you do it?"

68) "The Time Warp" is fun as hell to sing and even more to dance.

Theodore:"Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think,

when a snake of a guy gave me a evil wink. He shook-a me up, took me by surprise.

He had a pickup truck,and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change.

Time meant nothing, never will again."

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"Let's do the Time Warp again, let's do the Time Warp

again."

Simon:"It just a jump to the left."

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"And then a step to the right."

Simon:"With your hands on your hips."

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"You bring knees in tight. But It's the pelvic thrust,

that really drives you insane.(3x) Let's do the Time Warp again."

Theodore:"Didn't we say prepare for randomness."

Eleanor:"If you have any symptoms such as:Uncontrollable laughter,WTM

(What the Munk)moments, glued-to-the-screen syndrome,stomach cramps

due to laughing,or trigger-finger Call toll free

1-800-WAFFLESFTW-254."

Jeanette:"We are not to be confused with 1-800-PANCAKESFTW-528."

Simon:"Goodbye,and see you in the next chapter."