Eleanor:"Hello people of Fanfiction. We'd like to thank Kiboy for

rules 101-103 and 115-120, H.F. Madness for 104-106, Pokemon Ranger-Trainer

for rule 107 and Golden Quintet for rule 108."

Theodore:"Let's start this chapter shall we?"

Brittany:" Almost forgot we hope everyone had a great 4th of July."

101) NO KITTANY!

Ki:"I don't get what's everybody's fascination with it."

Brittany:"Me either."

Ki:"Besides 'some' people tend to get jealous." *looks at Corey and Alvin*

Alvin:"Well we have a right and reason to be jealous."

Corey:"And I don't want to see anything like it again, CAPICHE!"

Ki:"Okay, Geez. She's slowly turning into another me?"

Brittany:"But without the ego."

Ki:"HEY!"

Everyone:"IT'S TRUE! "

Ki:"Oh who cares!"

102) Contrary to popular belief, Ki isn't immortal.

Everyone:*Gasp*

Ki:"Hey you'd still need a god with similar power."

Everyone:*Sighs with disappointment*

Ki:*eye twitches*

Everyone:"RUN!"

Ki:"I'LL GET YOU ALL!"

103)Never ask anybody about the status of their relationship. If

they want you to know it,

they'll let you know. If they don't, you

better pray you don't catch them accidentally doing 'something'.

Alvin:"No."

Brittany:"Nope

Simon:"No way."

Jeanette:"Not even."

Michael:"No way Jose."

Chassidy:"Never."

Theodore:"Nuh uh."

Eleanor:"Forget about it."

Ki:"..."

Corey:"..."

The Chipmunks:"KI!"

The Chipettes:"COREY!"

Ki and Corey:"WHAT WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"EXACTLY!"

104)When dealing with a break-up, again go to Centurion.

Alvin:"Hey Centurion, I need your help..."

Centurion:"No."

Alvin:"But I haven't even finished my sentence."

Centurion:"No, last time I helped it ended with Brittany chasing

me and giving me this."*shows huge scar*

105)No pets, PERIOD!

Simon:"Thanks to Toby, Jeanette now has a fear of cats." *growls*

Toby:"Why do you guys always blame me?"

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"Cause no-one likes you!"

Toby:*runs out the room crying*

Theodore:"Crybaby."

Everyone:*gives him strange looks*

Theodore:"What."

106) Already stated before NO ANNOYING NICKNAMES!

Alvin:"Like *shudders* Alvie."

107)Don't ask the Chipettes which Chipmunk they think is hottest.

It'll be a bloodbath.

*Chipettes beating the hell out of each other*

Alvin:"Uhh I guess I'm flattered."

Simon:"I don't think we should let this continue."

Michael:"Me neither."

Theodore:"Hit her between the eyes Ellie!"

Alvin/Simon/Michael:"THEODORE!"

108) Don't go on road trips with the munks and ettes.

Simon:"Alvin and Brittany have been singing '100 bottles of pop on a wall'

on an alternate loop for 3 munkin' hours."

Chassidy/Jeanette:"ALVIN, BRITTANY, WOULD YOU PLEASE

SHUT...THE HELL...UP!"

Everyone:*turns to Alvin and Brittany to see the clung together,

fur standing on end*

109) Chassidy and Jeanette don't handle being grounded well.

Simon:"Jeanette scares me a little."

Michael:"Chassidy maybe acting a little crazy, but she's not

scaring me."

Chassidy:"*appears out of nowhere*What'cha talking

about Mikey?"

Michael:"*nervously*N-Nothing, Chassidy."

Simon:"Not scared huh?"

Michael:"*embarrassed*Shut up."

110) The Chipettes for some odd reason are really

good weapons specialists.

Alvin:"Brittany shot an arrow through another arrow that was

going the opposite direction, and still made a bullseye."

Theodore:"Eleanor works really well with swords and knives.

She'd put Fruit Ninja to shame. Simon Michael, why do you look

so scared?"

Michael:"Jean and Chass know how to use guns..."

Simon:"Blindfolded..."

Michael and Simon:"While hanging by their tails."

Alvin and Theodore:"THEM TOO!"

111) Don't let Dave get drunk.

Brittany:"It's not good."

Alvin:"*singing*You drink you get belligerent."

Eleanor:"Didn't we ban copying YouTube videos?"

Brittany:"Yeah. What video is that from?"

Theodore:"'Dear Mr. Douchebag'."

112)Okay what's up with Theodore?

Eleanor:"He's acting really weird."

Theodore:"*from the kitchen*WHO ATE MY CUPCAKE!"

Michael:"That was yours, sorry Theo."

Theodore:"*pushes Michael against refrigerator*

You owe me a new one."

Michael:"Theo what's wrong with you?"

Theodore:"*kicks Mike*I expect it ASAP."

Chassidy:"Ki shoot him!"

Ki:"I don't know, I kinda want to see how this goes."

Chassidy:"*smacks Ki* NOW KI!"

Ki:"Alright Alright relax."*shoots Theodore*

113) Exterminators are a no no.

Alvin:"Chipmunks=rodents. So Exterminators+Chipmunks

= No more AATC and The Chipettes."

114)Nothing higher than rated T is to be read on Fanfiction.

The Chipettes:"Oh god no."

The Chipmunks:"No way."

Ki and Corey:"We're good."

Dave:"..."

Toby:"..."

Chipmunks/Chipettes/Ki/Corey:"YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!"

115) Don't even mention Kittany, Kinette, or Kianor around Ki. He goes all Blargh

and does weird things.

Ki:*popping wheelies, juggling toothpaste/ maniacal laughter*

Jeanette:"Alright, who done broke this rule?"

Lucas:"After all the torment he deserves it."

116) Alvin and Brittany can't watch 'Chipmunk Mating Season'.

Simon:"They'd get "ideas" you know."

Jeanette:"But we block it on whatever they can find it."

(Si and Jean high paw)

117) On that note, Simon and Jeanette can't be in a room alone during

mating season.(Especially if Ki gets them drunk)

Chassidy:"We keep a close eye on them."

Michael:"We make sure they don't do anything 'crazy'."

Chassidy:"Ki tries to do the same with us, you know spike our drinks."

Michael:"*holds up a box* Alcohol testing strips, works ever time."

Ki:"You know you want to."

Chassidy/Michael:"NO WAY!"

118)Theodore and Eleanor love to complain about the quality of the food they

get in restaurants. It ends badly.

Alvin:"*sword in hand*Let them go!"

Brittany:"*hands glowing*Yeah they're not a side dish!"

Chef:"*Holding Theo and Ellie over a deep fryer*Maybe they'll quit complaining about the

food, when they are the food."

*15 minutes later*

(chef dead on the floor)

Alvin:"We should leave before the cops come."

Brittany:"Yeah we were never here."

119)Dave just give up man, YOU ARE NEVER GETTING BACK WITH CLAIRE!

Dave:*crying*

The Chipettes:"It's okay Dave."

Corey:"Yeah Dave don't cry."

(girls glare at the boys)

Chipmunks/Ki:*winces*

120) No Public Displays of Affection (PDA)(Especially for Ki, Corey, Alvin, and Brittany)

(Brittany and Alvin are making out)

Chassidy:"This makes me sick."

Michael:"Tell me about it."

Brittany:"You're just jealous that you're not doing this Chassy."

Alvin:"Yeah, I mean you could be Mike."

(Chassidy and Michael turn bright crimson)

Chassidy:"Well that was an interesting chapter."

Michael:"Well your younger sibling didn't beat the hell out of you

because of food."

Simon:"Hey you were the one who had to break rule 2."

Jeanette:"Simon has a point."

Michael:"Oh who cares?"

Ki and Corey:"See ya Fanfiction."