The Simonette254:"Before we get our Chipmunk on, I want to talk about a review I got for chapter 13. This guest did not like it, in fact their exact words were 'bullshit this ain't funny'. Well they obviously don't know true humor created by me, Kiboy, EmilyAnaya19, Golden Quintet, Alvinnascar5, Soccer. Freak. 67, Pokemon Ranger-Trainer, and H.F. Madness. I want to thank Kiboy for you standing up for the story and myself as a fellow author."

Brittany:"That was great, that person was just jealous."

Alvin:"Anyway we want to thank H.F. Madness for rule 139, Alvinnascar5 for rules 140-142, Kiboy for rules 146-148 and 150, and Pokemon Ranger-Trainer for rule 154."

Simon:"Commençons le chapitre!"

Theodore/Eleanor:"Huh?"

Jeanette:"In perfect French, he said:Let's start the chapter!"

138) If one of the Chipmunks is getting tortured, their counterpart is usually is the ringleader.

Michael:"Let me go Chassidy! What have I ever done to you?"

Chassidy:"Well you turned me into a chipmunk, music torture, you tried to fight me while I was focusing my energy, the list goes on."

Michael:"You don't have to do this!"

Chassidy:"*evil smirk*I know, but I want 't worry you're gonna look cute after we're done, hold him girls."

Michael:"NOOOOOOO!"

*15 minutes later*

Alvin:"Has anybody seen Mike?"

Theodore:"Wait I think I hear him in the room."

Simon:"*sees Michael*Guys come here."

(Alvin and Theodore go to the room)

Alvin:"Dude why is your fur purple?"

Michael:"The Chipettes got a hold of me."

Theodore:"But who did this?"

Chassidy:"*walks by the room*Looking good Mikey."*starts laughing*

Simon:"She's almost as evil as Brittany."

139)Don't give Centurion ice cream cake.

Simon:"He's even worse than Julia with Cherry Coke."

Centurion:*On a one wheel bicycle (I'm serious it isn't a unicycle, it's a bicycle with one wheel)*

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

140) Jeanette won't stop gloating that in AATC:The Fastest and The Squeakiest she won the Daytona 500.

Chassidy:"She is getting on my munkin' nerves."

Everyone:"Mine too."

141)Also Alvin stop bringing up that Simon was a sore loser in the story.

Simon:"Yeah I'm not the only one, you were too."

Alvin:"Prove it then."

Simon:"Alright*starts to read Alvin's lines during the race in Dover*"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS IS MUNKIN RIDICULOUS! NOW WE ARE GOING TO BE BEHIND! THIS MIGHT'VE JUST COST US THE MUNKIN RACE!"

Tom:"I sorta regret having them reading it."

Nicole:"They are taking it too literally. But you gotta admit it's a hell of a story."

142)Don't get on Nicole's bad side. She gets angry very easily like her boyfriend Tom.

Tom:"ALVIN YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"

Michael:"But you didn't warn Tobias."

Toby:"*rocking back and forth in corner*My games all went boom."

143) Tobias? What the Munk?

Toby:"I have two first names cause my mom and dad couldn't settle on it.

Chipettes:"We call him Tobin."

Chipmunks:"We call him Tobias."

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"But we all call him Toby."

144) DON'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANIME OR MANGA!

Brittany:"Ki will kill you."

Alvin:"Even I'm not that crazy to do that."

Chassidy/Michael:"We drew us manga form."

Theo/Ellie:"They were awesome!"

Jeanette:"And pretty accurate."

Simon:"Mike you're not mad at Chassidy anymore."

Michael:"Of course I am, I look like a freakin grape."

Chassidy:"*hugs Mike*You look like a stuffed animal to me."

145)After Simone happened, the Chipmunks all learned French.

Chassidy:"Britt and Jean love this rule. Me and Eleanor don't."

Eleanor:"I don't understand what the munk Teddy is saying."

Chassidy:"I don't get what's the big deal with it."

Michael/Theodore:"Bonjour mesdames. Comment allez-vous cette belle soirée?"

Chassidy/Eleanor:"*sighs*So French."

146)My Little Pony is not allowed here. We aren't bronies... you heard it Toby!?

Ki:"He has tried to get us to watch it, but me and all the Chipmunks said:WE DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR SAD BRONIE WORLD TOBIAS!"

147)Alvin is not allowed to eat Marshmallows.

Simon:"He choked after he tried eating 4 at a time."

Jeanette:"He needed CPR which Brittany happily obliged to give him."

148)The gang can't do solo songs. Everyone will fight for the solo!

Michael:"I've never heard Chassidy and Brittany argue so long and so loud in my life."

Alvin:"Even me and Mike's arguments never escalated that high."

Brittany:"I WAS BORN FIRST!"

Chassidy:"WELL I WALKED FIRST!"

Brittany:"YEAH, WELL I WAS DANCING FIRST!"

Chassidy:"OH YEAH WELL I WAS SINGING FIRST, AND I SOUNDED SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!"

Brittany:"*claws retracted*YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

Chassidy:"*claws retracted*NO, CAUSE I KNOW IT'S TRUE!"

149) Remember rule 29? Well the same rules apply. Unless you are Alvin or Michael, don't try to break up a Chassidy/Brittany Chipette fight.

Alvin/Michael:"You could die."

Jeanette:"We were too late for Toby."

Eleanor:"We're at his funeral now."

Simon:"Tobin Tobias "Toby"Alexander Seville was a good man, friend, and cousin."

Theodore:"Me and Toby had fun when he watched us while Dave was away. He was a great cousin and I'll miss him."

Chassidy:"Since Brittany is still speechless, on behalf of both of us I'd like to say we're sorry this happened we'll miss you Toby."

Michael:"Goodbye Tobster, you will be missed."

150)No romantic and sad love songs can be sung in the house.( Ki did it too often... )

Chassidy:*Le sigh*Great."

Ki:"Well sorry, I would think since you're rockstars you would like hearing music."

Michael:Not ten-thousand times."

Chassidy:"And they make people think about things."

Ki:"You mean the fact you don't have a boyfriend."

Chassidy:"*ears dropped*Yeah that."*walks away*

Chipettes/Michael:"KI!"

Ki:"What!"

Michael:"That was so not cool man. How the hell do you have a girlfriend?"

Ki:"Cause she's almost exactly like me."

151) If there is a Chipmunk and Chipette who aren't dating don't make jokes about them hanging out together.

Alvin:"Simon and Jeanette sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Simon:"ALLVIIIN!"

*2 hours later*

Brittany:"Mike and Chassidy sitting in a tree K-"

Chassidy:"SAPPHIRE FOCUS PUNCH!"

Michael:"Oooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning."

152) NO CAMP ROCK 2 OFFS!

Dave:"They get way too competitive."

(A/N: Search The Chipettes ft. The Chipmunks-It's On, and go to the time 2:04)

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Simon:"*rapping*The-the-the-there is no competition. That's why we're in the number one position."

Michael:"*rapping*Your crew can't hang with us, man we're too dangerous. Ain't got the style or the stamina."

Simon:"*rapping*Just doin' my thing Get hooked on my swing.

Micheal:"*rapping*Rockin' the place, droppin' the bass, makin' all the girls sing."

Michael/Simon:"Yeah we make the bells ring.(It's on it's on)Drums!"

...

(Theodore and Ki drum solo)

Simon:"Yeah!"

(Eleanor and Corey drum solo)

Jeanette:"Woo!"

(Theodore and Ki drum solo)

Simon:"A little guitar please."

(Eleanor and Corey drum solo)

Jeanette:"1, 2, 3, 4!"

(Alvin and Michael guitar solo)

Simon:"Woo!"

(Brittany and Chassidy guitar solo)

Jeanette:"Yeah!"

(Alvin and Michael guitar solo)

(Brittany and Chassidy guitar solo)

...

Chipettes and Corey:"Show me show me show me show me show what you got. Come on come on come on come on ready or not. La-la-la-la-la-la let me see how you bop. It's on it's on it's on.(Show Me) Get crazy crazy crazy; take it over the top.'Cause we 'cause we 'cause when we rock we let it rock. Rock it rock it rock it; dance till we drop. It's on it's on it's on."

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Chipmunks and Ki:"Show me show me show me show me show what you got. Come on come on come on come on ready or not. La-la-la-la-la-la let me see how you bop. It's on it's on it's on. Get crazy crazy crazy; take it over the top.'Cause we 'cause we 'cause when we rock we let it rock. Rock it rock it rock it; dance till we drop. It's on it's on it's on."

...

Chipmunks and Ki/Chipettes and Corey:"It's on!"

Alvin and Brittany:"One two, One two three four."

Chipmunks and Ki/Chipettes and Corey:"*chest to chest to their counterparts*It's on!"

153) Bipolarism is normal in this household.

Theodore:"*angry*They are jealous that I'm famous, I'm better than they'll ever be. I'll be in a huge house while they're gonna be in a crappy little hell hole."

*2 minutes later*

Theodore:"*coloring while singing Staying Alive*Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying Aliiiiiiiiiiiiive! Y'know I'm Staying Alive!"

Dave:"Wow. Just , just wow."

154)Don't give Theodore a tranquilizer. (Warning: he might mistaken you for a sugary substance and bite you)

Theodore:"Gummy Worm!"(bites Simon's tail)

Simon:"OW! Theodore!"

Theodore:"Laffy Taffy!"(chews on Eleanor's pigtails)

Eleanor:"Eww!"

Theodore:"Cotton candy!"

Brittany:"If you even think about touching my ponytail, I will kill you, resurrect you, and kill you again."

Jeanette:"Okay so yeah Toby died again. But don't worry people he'll be back."

Theodore:"Let's see he has been killed by: Chassidy, Brittany twice, Julia, I think I'm forgetting somebody. Anyway Questions."

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Simon:"Question 1)Who is your favorite counterparts/couples in this story: Alvittany, Simonette, Theonor, Michassidy, or Kiorey?"

Chassidy:"Question 2) Who do you think is crazier: Chassidy, Brittany, Jeanette, Ki, or Corey?"

Eleanor:"Question 3) Which of the powers the Munks or Ettes have you'd want to possess: Sapphire Focus Punch, Ruby Riptide, Mystic Pink Tornado, Amethyst Fury, (these will appear later in the story or the next chapter) Emerald Hurricane or Peridot Focus Punch."

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Alvin:"Well that's all we have for today or tonight whenever and wherever you're reading. We'll be back for another great chapter like always. WOO WOO WOO, *Takes off sunglasses*You Know It!"