Simon:"Sooo.*awkward pause* Um wow, for once my mind's blank."
Chassidy:"I think I know what to do. Mike Jean get over here."
Michael:"What now Chassy Marie?"
Chassidy:"First off, don't ever call me that again. Second Mikey Shawn don't get smart with me. And third it's obvious that our intelligence is lagging lately, so we need to get to the library."
Jeanette:"What about the rules?"
Eleanor:"We can handle them while you're gone."
Chassidy:"Thanks Ellie. TO THE LIBRARY!"
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Eleanor:"Anyway we'd like to thank Kiboy for rules 163-165, Pokemon Ranger-Trainer for rule 166 and 168-169, and H.F. Madness for rule 174."
Brittany:"Let's get this chapter started!"
Eleanor's Rules
155)Waxing strips and duck tape is banned from the rez.
Brittany:*laughing at memory*
Theodore:"Stupid stupid Alvin. He just had to piss Eleanor off."
Alvin:"I looked like Rufus from Kim Possible because of her."
Me:"YOU DESERVED IT! And the reason I banned it is because now you can't use them for payback." :D
156)Ian is never allowed to be within 100 feet of our house when we are alone.
Me:"It's pretty much self-explanatory."
157)Going into Toby's room is suicide.
Me:"It took us 4 hours to find Brittany."
Alvin:"Why the hell did you go in there anyway?"
Brittany:"There was a snake slithering after me and it was the closest room."
Theodore:"So what'll happen next time?"
Brittany:"I guess we'll have to take our chances with the snake."
Me:"Wait we'll? our?"
Brittany:"Yeah it's still in the house."
Alvin/Theodore:"⊙.⊙ YOU'RE TELLING US THIS NOW!"
158) NO SNAKES!"
Me:"We're currently levitating off the ground to avoid it."
Theodore's Rules
159)Don't trust anything Alvin gives you on April Fool's Day.
Me:"He nearly killed us with a bomb he made, and no not a stink bomb."
160)The wrestling is getting way out of hand. Yet I'm not banning it.
Me:"It's fun to watch the girls beat the crap out of Alvin."
Alvin:T-T
161) Ki you can't go off killing Alvin all the time.
Me:"He maybe annoying, but he's my brother and I love him."
Alvin:"Thanks Theo. HEY!"
162)For the love of all that is munk, don't trust any medicine that Dave gives you.
All:"You could die. But we never told Ian about this rule."
Lucas:"Now he has canine leukemia, stomach cramps, sleeplessness, drowsiness etc."
Corey:"All because he got an "aspirin" from Dave."
Ki:"We won't be seeing The Lovecast for a while."*Ki and Lucas high paw*
Brittany's Rules
163)Like Julia to Cherry Coke, and Centurion to ice cream cake, there's something working on Ki also. It is *drum roll* Grape Juice!(Ki gets REALLY drunk off it and hits on any girl he sees.)
Ki:"Not every girl, I didn't hit on every girl."
Alvin:"Yeah right."
Theodore:"Hey guys back so soon."
Simon:"Yep and feeling smarter than ever. So what's the current conversation?"
Me:"Just the fact that Ki hits on every girl while he's drunk off grape juice."
Michael:"Except Chassidy and Jeanette."
Chassidy/Jeanette:"Actually he has...10 times...in a 2 week period."
Chipmunks/Corey:"WHAT!?"
Lucas:"Hell he's even flirted with Julia."
Luc/Ki:"WHAT!?"*Ki faints*
164)Just because Ki is perverted, doesn't mean he want to get in every girls skirt.
Ki:"Yeah... I respect all the girls... well, I have ONE exception from this rule... an that is The Cherry Coke Monster."
Julia:"That wasn't what you were saying last week Ki-Fry."
Ki:"I WAS DRUNK, AND STOP CALLING ME KI-FRY!"
165) The author is the only one who can resurrect people. SO STOP PLAYING JESUS KI!
Ki:"But I resurrected Toby for you."
Author:"How? YOUR FREAKIN POWERS DON'T EVEN WORK!"
Ki:"Oh yeah, *winces*I forgot."
(THUD)
Alvin:"*in Toby' s room*Uhh guys, Tobias just died again."
Author:"*facepalm*Don't worry Alvin, he'll be alive later. DAVID PUT TOBY IN THE CRYOGENIC FREEZER!"
166)Don't challenge Eleanor to a Pie Eating Contest.
Me:"Worse day of my life."
Eleanor:"*sing-song*Flashback time!"
*flashback*
Me:"I ate too much!"
Alvin:"Me, too!"(They run to the bathroom together)
Theodore: (takes one more bite and passes out)
Eleanor:"Yay! I win! Take that, suckers! I am the pie champion of rodent-kind! Hooray!"
Jeanette:"I'm not going to comment."
Michael: (kneels down next to Theodore)"Uh...medic?"
Alvin's Rules
167)Battle of The Sexes wars don't end well.
Me:"Nobody ever wins, *facepalm* like last week."
*flashback*
Julia:"Team 1 we have: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Lucas, Luc, Tom, Ki, and Centurion.*half of the arena cheers*
And Team 2 we have: The Chipettes, Corey, The Littles, and Nicole."*other half of the arena cheers*
Dave:"MUNKS ARE YOU READY?!"
Boys:"YEAH!"
Dave:"ETTES ARE YOU READY?!"
Girls:"YEAH!"
Dave:"BEGIN!"
(A/N: Anybody know of the XFL? Well it kinda was like that just more extreme. If you don't know of it look it up on YouTube.)
Author:"Looks like Corey and Nicole just got taken out by Ki and Tom."
Toby:"Hold on The Littles just took them out."
Author:" Uh-oh here comes Centurion, Lucas, and Luc."
Toby:"Damn The Littles got hit hard. But here comes The Chipettes."
Author:"I knew Eleanor could kick, but I never knew she could tackle so hard. Centurion is out-cold."
Toby:"Looks like it's down to The Chipmunks and The Chipettes."
Author:"I expected this, they are leaders in their own right. Full of motivation and determination."
Chipettes:"SURRENDER!"
Chipmunks:"NEVER!"
Me:"If we are to beat them...
Brittany:"Our best bet is to...
Me and Brittany:"Use the focus punches."
Me:"We are to win this cause who are we?"
Chipmunks:"THE BOYS OF ROCK AND ROLL!"
Brittany:"We are going to win this cause who run this mother-?"
Chipettes:"GIRLS!"
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"Break!"
Toby:"Looks like they plan to use their focus punches which believe me hurt."
Author:"I got the list here and I'll take your word on it. These sound painful."
Me/Brittany:"BLOOD DIAMOND FOCUS PUNCH!"
Simon/Jeanette:"SAPPHIRE FOCUS PUNCH!"
Theodore/Eleanor:"PERIDOT FOCUS PUNCH!"
Michael/Chassidy:"AMETHYST FOCUS PUNCH!"
*EXPLOSION*
Dave:"THE CHIPETTES ARE DOWN!"
Julia:"THE CHIPMUNKS ARE DOWN!"
*end of flashback*
Me:"We woke up in the vet's office, and we're still here."
Brittany:"Yeah but hey, at least we don't have to go to school since we're here."*they fist-bump*
(A/N:They're sharing beds with their counterparts. Are you surprised... thought not. Now take 15 seconds to imagine all of them asleep cuddled up next to their counterparts.*15 seconds later* That's adorable isn't it... of course it is!)
168)Don't make dumb blonde jokes around Eleanor.
Me:"It's not pretty. 1 dumb blonde joke got me this*shows huge scar on back*, but..."
Eleanor: (finishes burying something or someONE)
Brittany:"Live and Learn."
Jeanette:"Not in this case."
169)Don't interrupt Simon and Jeanette's Cuddle Session.
Me:"It's rare to see anyway, and interrupting got me this*shows staples in forehead*."
Simon & Jeanette: (cuddling)
Theodore:"Simon?"
Simon:"Theo, this is the third time today you've cut in! What is it this time?!"
Theodore:"We're out of whip cream!" (Starts crying)
Simon:"Theodore, I didn't mean to yell at you..."
Theodore:"That's not why I am crying!"
Jeanette: Is it the whipped cream?"
Theodore:(sniffles and nods)
*author walks in/see Theo crying*
Author:"Aww Theo*picks Theodore up*It'll be okay, I already Dave to the store. He'll be back with more whipped cream soon."
Theodore:"Yay!*hugs author*
*2 hours later*
Author:"You four did great today."
Ellie/Theo/Alvin/Brittany:"Thank you!"
Author:"16 rules, I'm impressed. Well I'm gonna do the last 4 and that'll be it for today."
170) Ki you can't be looking into people's dreams.
Author:"That's an invasion of privacy."
Ki:"But I always wanted to see what The Chipettes be dreaming about."
Chipettes:"NO YOU DON'T!"
Ki:"I will find out eventually."
Chipettes:"And we'd kill you immediately."
Ki:"You already know you can't kill me."
Chassidy:"Then how about a short rhyme?"
Jeanette/Eleanor:"We cannot kill you, that is true..."
Brittany/Chassidy:"But we know the best person to torture you." *snaps fingers*
Stranger Chipette:"Hel-lo Ki."
Ki:"NO! NOT HER! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
Stranger Chipette:"*grabs Ki's tail and starts dragging him*This is gonna be fun."
171) When in doubt... Ruby.
Ruby:"Relax Ki, like I said: this is gonna be fun."
Ki:"COREY HELP ME!"
Corey:"Naw, I'm gonna let this one slide."
Ki:"AAAAAHHHHHHH!"*bedroom door slams*
Alvin:"What the hell Corey! I thought you hated when girls did stuff with Ki."
Corey:"1)Ki is getting a little too perverted lately so this should dial it down a bit.*Ki screams* And 2) She's a freakin' demon!"
Michael:"So letting Ki get raped is gonna make him less perverted."
Chipettes/Corey:"Hmm yeah pretty much."
Mike/Si/Theo:"Glad I'm not a pervert."
Alvin:"Glad I'm not a huge pervert."
172)Don't tell Chassidy that she's acting like Brittany.
Author:"That's one of the biggest insults you could say to her. But Michael does it anyway."
Chassidy:"You're a arrogant, heartless, stupid bastard!"*throws plate at Michael*
Michael:"*dodges*Whoa! Anymore of that anger and I'm gonna have to start calling you Brittany."*throws fork*
Chassidy:"*dodges/eyes turn red*DIE MICHAEL DIE!"
Alvin:"Anybody seen my pocket knife?"*Sees Mike running from Chassidy wielding his pocket knife*
Michael:"ALVIN WRITE ON MY GRAVE: I REGRET NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!"
Alvin:"How the hell she keeps getting my pocket knife."
174) Don't ask Centurion "what happened". He'll give you an obvious answer. Example:
Alvin:"Centurion your face looks awful. What happened?"
Centurion:"Brittany happened."
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The Simonette254:"Well that's all we have this week. Me and Eleanor are the only ones awake."
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Eleanor:"You might've also noticed that we don't have questions this week and that's because... we have a special chapter up next. So send in questions and dares for the munks and ettes and the others in the story."
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The Simonette254:"This is a rated T story so keep the dares and questions rated K-T. (I'm talking to you Kiboy)Also I'll be gone until maybe Monday afternoon, so I won't get your questions until then."
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Eleanor:"Answers to Last weeks questions
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From H.F. Madness
1) Who's your favorite counterparts/couples?
All of them
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2) Who do you think is Crazier?
Ki definitely Ki
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3)Which power would you'd like to possess?
Umm None
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From Wolfpurpledinosaur
1) Who's your favorite counterparts/couples?
?
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2) Who do you think is crazier?
Brittany
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3) Which power would you'd like to possess?
Peridot Focus Punch
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From Crazy4Chipmunks
1) Who's your favorite counterparts/couples?
All are cute :D
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2) Who do you think is crazier?
Chassidy AND Brittany
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3) Which power would you'd like to possess?
Um... can choose all? Lol umm... Amethyst Fury :D
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T.S. 254/Eleanor:" See ya Fanfiction!"