A/N:Sorry for the late update people. It was hard doing this chapter with the scarce amount of dares and questions I received. Hopefully you guys still think it's a good chapter which is my first one with over 2200 words. Woo-Hoo! Oh and before I forget, Due to technical difficulties Golden Quintet will not be updating for awhile. She said she'll inform me when she has a working computer. And there is a new poll on H.F. MunkMadness' profile they want people to check it out. Anyway Enjoy the Chapter Rated T+ for coarse language.
Chipettes:"I'm so bored."
Chipmunks:"Me too."
The Simonette254:"Well you're in luck cause since I just got an envelope from a group of your fans, and it's full of questions and dares."
Alvin:"Well let's hear it."
The Simonette254:"Hold on if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right."
*30 minutes later*
(The Chipmunks/Chipettes/Ki/Lucas/Luc/Corey are sitting in their celebrity chairs in their signature colors of course.)
The Simonette254:"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Chipmunks and Chipettes Question and Dare Show. Today we got lots of questions and dares from you the fans. First from alvinnascar5, to Tom and Nicole: "Thanks for the comment on my story you guys. What was your favorite parts?"
Nicole:"Well I can't really say, the whole story is great. I can't choose."
The Simonette254:"What about you Tom."
Tom:"Hmm, I'd have to say I liked it when the Chipmunks and Chipettes freak out. My favorite ones are when Simon and Brittany flipped out on each other, and the latest one when Eleanor was pissed off cause she couldn't continue in the race."*stifles laughter*
The Simonette254:"Well he has a couple of dares too. First one is for Theodore:
"I dare Theodore to be sneaky by humiliating AND embarrass Alvin anyway he wants.*snickers*
Theodore:"Ooh I got the perfect thing."*smiles evily*
*10 minutes later*
Eleanor:"I wonder what's keeping Theodore?"
(Theodore runs in the room with a DVD)
Theodore:"Chipmunks, Chipettes, Authors, and readers. Today I give you Alvin Seville-Crocodile Rock."
Alvin:"*wide eyed*Not this Theodore, anything but this."
*pops disc in*
(Alvin appears onscreen wearing a red dress, heels, and a blond wig)
Theodore:"(Movie) I might've just found the best blackmail in Little Brother History. Of all the embarrassing things Alvin could've chose to do, this is the best so far."
Alvin:
I remember when I was young, me and Charlie always had so much fun.
Holding hands and Skimming stones. Had a old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
But the biggest kick I ever got, was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock.
While the other kids were Rocking 'Round The Clock, we were hoppin' and boppin' to the Crocodile Rock.
...
Theodore:"(M) This cannot get any better."
(Alvin starts dancing in the same way as in Just Dance Kids 2)
Theodore:"*laughing*(M) Oh my God, it got better!"
...
Chorus
Alvin:
Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights when Charlie wore her dress real tight.
And the Crocodile Rocking was something outta sight. Yeah yeah hey!
...
Alvin:"(Present)Alright that's enough."
Everyone:"(P)No it's not."
...
2nd verse
Alvin
But the years went by and the rock just died. Charlie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Long nights crying by the record machine. Dreaming of the Chevy and my old blue jeans.
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got burning up to the Crocodile Rock.
Learning fast as the weeks went past. We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last.
...
Chorus
Alvin:
Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights when Charlie wore her dress real tight.
And the Crocodile Rocking was something outta sight. Yeah yeah hey!
...
*End of video*
Alvin:*face buried in paws*
Brittany:"*can't stop laughing*OH MY GOD THAT'S THE BEST BLACKMAIL I'VE EVER SEEN!"
Theodore:"*bowing*Thank you, thank you. I know I'm great, I love you all."
The Simonette254:"Well Alvin you got a dare here too, so shake off that embarrassment."
"I dare Alvin to sing TNT by AC/DC. And if he fails, Brittany and Simon have to choose a movie Alvin absolutely hates and make him watch it."*grins evily*
Alvin:"I'm starting to not like this person."
Jeanette:"Oh Alvin be nice. "
Simon:"Yeah and prepare to skydive."
*20 minutes later
Location:20,000 feet above California*
Alvin:"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A PLANE SO FAST."
The Simonette254:"Author magic and I know a guy."
Ki:"Well you better get going Alvin."
Alvin:*hesitates*
Brittany:"Oh my god just go."*pushes Alvin*
Alvin:"BRITTANY I'M SO GONNA KILL YOOOUUU!"
*music starts*
Alvin:
(Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)
See me ride out of the your color TV screen.
Out for all that I can get. If you know what I to the left of me.
And women to the right. Ain't got no. Ain't got no knife.
Don't you start no fight.
...
*on the ground*
Chassidy:"I'm gonna make this more interesting."*holds bazooka*
Jeanette:"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
Chassidy:"Tomato Launcher. Based off a military bazooka."
Michael:"You're a real..."
Chassidy:"Finish that sentence and die."*fires bazooka*
Alvin:"*dodges tomatoes*Whoa!"
...
*Chorus*
'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite(T.N.T.)
and I'll win the fight(T.N.T.)
I'm a power load(T.N.T.) watch me explooode!
...
Alvin:"Alright alright, that's enough I quit!*pulls chute/doesn't open*It's not opening, I'M GONNA DIE!"
Chassidy:"I got this."*snaps fingers/Alvin appears in Brittany's arms.*
Alvin:"*opens eyes*Haha I'm alive, I'm alive!"
Chassidy:"*smugly*Your welcome."
The Simonette254:"Unfortunately Alvin you didn't complete the dare, so now you got to watch a movie of Britt and Si's choosing."
Simon:"I got perfect one. Fred: The Movie."
*Hour 30 minutes later*
Alvin:"*agonizing scream*That voice! The horror!"
*The next day*
The Simonette254:"We ain't done yet everybody. We got a dare from wolfpurpledinosaur. And what do you know it's for Alvin."
Alvin:"AW COME ON!"
"I dare him to run up and down the street screaming"I LOVE BRITTANY! "while wearing a diaper."
Alvin:"No fucking way."
Theodore:"Whoa where did that come from?"
Brittany:"*puppy eyes*Please Alvie."
Alvin:"Agree to never call me that again, and I'll do it."
Brittany:"Deal. Here's the diaper."
Alvin:"*sighs/runs outside*I LOVE BRITTANY! I'M IN LOVE WITH BRITTANY MILLER!"
*comes back in*Satisfied."
The Simonette254:"I think they are."
Julia:"I got some dares! I got some dares! I got some dares!"
Ki:*high-pitched girl scream/faints*
Chassidy:"OH MY GOD, KI FAINTED!"
Simon:"*laughing*I'm sorry, that scream was just so fucking funny."
The Simonette254:"What are they?"
Julia:"I dare Eleanor to do a swan-dive off the roof into snake infested waters and stay there for 2 minutes."
Theodore/Eleanor:"WHAT!?"
*3 minutes later*
Eleanor:"You're so gonna pay for this Julia."*does a backflip swan-dive*
(Eleanor gets out)
Brittany:"3 minutes 20 seconds. You actually stayed in longer than you were supposed to."
Ki:*waking up*
Julia:"Ah good, you're awake Ki. Now for your dare."
Ki:"*sarcastically*Yippee!"
Julia:"I dare you to... hmm I got it! Make out with Jeanette for 5 minutes."
Ki/Jeanette/Corey/Simon:"WHAT!?"
Jeanette:"What happens if I refuse to do it?"
The Simonette254:"I don't know? Somehow my alter-ego was put in charge of that."
Everyone:"Your what?!"
The Alvittany528:"Me and I'll show you."*pushes a button and AK-47s come out the ceiling*
Jeanette:"HOLY SHIT!"
The Simonette254:"ARE YOU CRAZY!"
Ki:"So it's kiss Jeanette or die."
Jeanette:"*jumps into Ki's arms*I choose life!"*starts making out with Ki*
Corey:"How long do they have to do this?"
Chassidy:"5...minutes."
Julia:"So for my next dare. I dare Michael to slap Chassidy in the face."
Michael:"*winces*She'll kill me. I'm not even joking!"
Brittany:"*whispering *I'll try to keep her at bay."
Michael:"*whispering*Thanks Britt.*sighs/goes up to Chassidy and bitch slaps her*
Chassidy:"*shocked/angry*:"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Brittany:"Whoa Chassidy hold up.*whispers in Chassidy's ear /she calms down*
(Ki and Jeanette stop making out)
Jeanette:"*clears throat*Well th-that wasn't so bad."
Ki:*tail twitches/blinks twice*
Julia:"Well I got 1 more dare, and it's for Brittany."
Brittany:"Bring It!"
Julia:"You have to give a piggyback ride to Theodore and Eleanor at the same time for 2 minutes."
Brittany:"Me and my ego. Come on guys."
Theo/Ellie:"Yay!"*Ellie gets on Theo's shoulders while he gets on Brittany's.*
Brittany:"*straining*So...much...chipmunk. Spine collapsing...lungs burning."
The Simonette254:"Well*snickers*while Brittany*snickers*does that, we got a dare here from H.F. Madness, for you Ki."
"I dare Ki to give Julia Cherry Coke. MWAHAHAHA!"
Ki:0_0
Julia:"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!"
Ki:"*sighs/gives her the can*Here."
Julia:"*chugs can and spazzes out*KiFry! KiFry! KiFry! Guess what! Guess what! Guess what!"
Ki:"WHAT IS IT!?"
Julia:"I LOVE CHERRY COKE!"*maniacal laughter*
(Brittany collapses)
The Simonette254:"Well great job Brittany you lasted 2 minutes 54 seconds. Now we got some questions from guests so y'all can breathe easy for a second."
Everyone:"Thank God."
The Simonette254:"First is for Michael and Chassidy."
"How are Si and Jean's twins if all of you are born at the same time?"
Michael:"Unlike our other siblings who were born minutes apart, we were born mere seconds apart."
Chassidy:"Yes Jeanette is 15 seconds younger than me, and Simon is 30 seconds younger than Michael."
The Simonette254:"Next Questions from a person signed as Eleanor Seville."
"When are guys gonna have kids?"
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"WE'RE ONLY 16!"
Ki:"I'M ONLY 15!"
Corey:"HELL I'M ONLY 14!"
The Simonette254:"Well there's your answer. The next question is from someone who goes by MunkedAndLovinIt."
"I gotta question for Jean: Why were so clumsy in the cartoons, but seem more graceful nowadays?"
Jeanette:"Well back then they didn't really capture my personality. The pretty much labeled me the"loveable klutz". But I think Simon's took that from me now."
Simon:*chuckles*
The Simonette254:"Alright next question is for Theodore and Eleanor"
"Hey Teddy, hi Ellie was wondering have you ever eaten anything that you didn't like?"
Theodore:"Wow that's a tough one. But I'd have to say cooked spinach. It's one of the things I never found a taste for it cooked."
Eleanor:"That sound the same as me to cooked carrots. I like them raw better."
The Simonette254:"The last question is for Brittany and it says:"
"Hey Britt. Anyway here's my question: If pink didn't exist, what color would you wear?"
Brittany:"Well probably white, considering I'm an angel."*bats eyes*
Alvin:"Yeah an angel of darkness."
Brittany:"You're still my little red and gold devil."
Alvin:"*blushing*Aw come on Britt."
The Simonette254:"Well I think that's it."
KiBoy:"Wait!"
The Simonette254:"What are you doing here?"
KiBoy:"I'm here to give Ki his dare."
The Simonette254:"Go ahead."
KiBoy:"*whispering*Your dare... is... to...*whisper whisper*
Ki:"I'm never!* Whisper. * But why!? * Whisper. * Fine! * Whisper. * I don't like it..."
KiBoy: JUST DO IT COWARD!"
Chassidy:"What the hell was that about?"
The Simonette254:"No clue."
Ki: I really need to do that?"
KiBoy: Just. Do. IT!"
Ki: *Makes out with Chassidy. *
KiBoy: * Laughs his arse off. * That idiot is really doing it!"
(Ki stops making out with Chassidy)
The Simonette254:"Holy Shit*laughing*I can't believe he did that!"
Chassidy:*still in shock*
Jeanette:"Wow. Now tell me I did not just see that."
Chassidy:*faints*
The Simonette254:"I thought that would happen."
...
The Simonette254:"Well that's the end of the very first Special Chapter, which I have to say was hell to write."
Brittany:"*paw on her back*But you got to admit it was pretty funny."
The Simonette254:"Yeah... Hey has Chassidy woke up yet?"
Michael:"Nope she's still out cold."
Jeanette:"That kiss of Ki's must of been powerful."
Simon:"You would know."
The Simonette254:"Whoa-kay I'm gonna stop this before it gets anymore awkward."
Alvin/Theodore/Eleanor/Luc/Lucas:"Goodbye FanFiction!"