Ki:"We're back after a rather umm weird chapter."
Chassidy:"Yeah that chapter was uh interesting."
Jeanette:"Yeah so we'd like to thank Kiboy for rules 175-181, Alvinnascar5 for rules 182-183, and H.F. Madness for 184-185."
Michael/Simon:"Ready steady start the chapter!"
175) No one is to be possessed by a demon.
Everyone:*glares at Ki*
Ki:"Why is everybody looking at me?"
Jeanette:"Because of that Xion guy..."
Ki:"Xionxarxandamonique."
Jeanette:"WHATEVER! Tried sacrificing me. This happened to me in another fanfic. Why me?"
Ki:" I read when sacrificing to the devil, people kidnaps pretty girls to sacrifice."
Jeanette:*opens mouth to say something but closes it*
176)No demons are allowed in the house.
Alvin:"What... the hell... are you doing?"
Ki:"Putting salt around the house to protect it from demons!"
Brittany:"First of all you watch too much Supernatural. Second you're doing that to protect yourself from HER. Not just any demon."
Ki:"Are you surprised?"
Alvin/Brittany:"Not... really."
177)Deal with it Alvin, Ki is more popular with the girls than you.
Alvin:"Oh yeah!?"
Ki:"Really... AND FANGIRLS DON'T COUNT!"
Alvin:"Nuts... but how many exactly."
Ki:"6 I know about."
Alvin:0.0
Ki:"Let's see there's: Amy, Corey, Ruby, Mikayla, and Violet. So in short: a stalker, a crazy swordsgirl, a succubus, a nympho, and a French."
Alvin:"What about the 6th one."
Ki:"*cringes*You don't wanna here it."
Alvin:"YOU BASTARD!"*starts chasing Ki*
Ki:"JUST STATING THE FACTS MAN!"
178) Don't tell Alvin that Brittany likes somebody else.
The Simonette254:"Refer to the rule above."
179)Theodore is not allowed to watch Scarface.
Simon:"You wanna know why? Watch this. Yo Theodore."
Theodore:"*Italian accent*It's Theaodore. Now what'cha want?"
Simon:"Ya see?"
180)Nobody is allowed to rape Ki.
Chipettes:"Aww your no fun."
The Simonette254:"You wanted to rape Ki!?"
Chipettes:"Oh god no!"
Chassidy:"We like to see him suffer."
Ki:"At least I have some protection cause of this."
Ruby:"Except when you're drunk. ;)"
Jeanette:"She just won't quit will she?"
Ki:"*gulps*Good thing I don't drink. :D"
Chassidy:"Yeah remember what I said in rule 117?"
Ki:"Wait you don't mean you would spike my drink would you?"
Chassidy:"I should after you tried to get me and Michael drunk..."
Michael:"Which would've lead to something semi-regrettable."
Chassidy:"Semi-regrettable? It would kill me if THAT were to happen. As I was saying, I should but I won't unless you cross me."
Ki:"MICHAEL AND CHASSIDY SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage."
Kiboy:"I don't know much about this. But I do know he just screwed himself up more."
The Simonette254:"Yeah but their love is Undeniable."
Kiboy:"Ah fist-bump."*they fist-bump*
Chassidy:"Just because you can't get raped, doesn't mean you're safe."
Michael:"You... are... screwed."
Ki:"Nope can't touch this."*Does the U Can't Touch This dance in front of Chassidy and Mike*
Kiboy:"And you're wondering why girls want to rape you."
Ki:"Huh?"
Chassidy:"HEY LOVECAST. KI SAID MEET HIM IN THE BEDROOM."
Ruby:*grabs Ki's tail*
Michael:"Yeah we got the she-demon to work for us."
Chassidy:"Worth every penny."
Ki:"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!*tries to get away from Ruby*Man she's strong."
*15 minutes later*
Michael:"Is the job done."
The Lovecast:"Sir yes Sir!"
Chassidy:"Bring him out."
Ruby:*drags Ki out*
Kiboy/The Simonette254:*laughing*
Brittany:"Ki, pink is not your color."
Eleanor:"And pigtails are not your style."
Jeanette:"That skirt is so not you."
Chassidy:"*sing-song*Told ya so."
Ki:"*glares*You are evil."
Chassidy:*smirks*
181)Ki will do a dare whether he likes it or not.
Ki:"I actually enjoyed a couple."
Jeanette/Chassidy:"*shocked*Really?"
Corey:"WHAT!?"
Ki:"Uh-oh gotta go."*runs*
Chassidy:"Should we run?"
Jeanette:"Yep."
(both are gone in a millisecond)
Simon/Michael:"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
(takes after them)
*5 minutes later in Mexico*
Chassidy:"*panting*So... much... running."
Jeanette:"*panting*Can't... go... on."
Michael:"CHASSIDY!"
Simon:"JEANETTE!"
Chassidy:"I don't feel so tired anymore. You?"
Jeanette:"Nope. Let's go!"
(A/N:Sad news brought to me by alvinnascar5: Former Nascar driver Jason Leffler was killed in a crash when his sprint car that he was racing flipped in a sprint car heat race at Bridgeport Speedway on June 12, 2013. He was 37 years old. He was the original driver of the #11 FedEx racecar for Joe Gibbs Racing in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series in 2005. Jason, we salute you as you are with God in heaven. God will watch over your little boy, Charlie Dean Leffler. Jason 'loved his son more than anything else.' Farwell Jason Leffler. You are missed. Let's have a moment of silence in remembrance of Jason Leffler.
*moment of silence takes place*
Tom/Nicole/Alvin:"R.I.P. Jason Leffler 1975-2013. We love you man.)
182) Alvin I'm telling you this for your own good, STOP SCARING AND ANGERING NICOLE!
Alvinnascar5:"It's gonna come back to bite you."
Alvin:"That'll never happen."
*meanwhile in the garden*
Nicole:"*crying*I'm sick of this. I can't take Alvin scaring me all the time."*continues crying*
Tom:"It'll be okay Nicole. I know how brave and strong you are."
Theodore:"And it's about time we bring that out."
Nicole:"*sniffles*What do you mean Theodore?"
Theodore:"I mean I was in the same situation you're in. Alvin used to pick on me and scare me cause I'm his younger brother. He thought I was weak, he thought I was a scardy-munk but he was wrong."
Nicole:"So what did you do?"
Theodore:"I trained, I got stronger, it had built my confidence tenfold. Then one day Alvin took it too far, he broke rule 2, Rest in Peace cupcake I won't ever forget you. He paid the price."
Tom:"That was real deep Theodore."
Nicole:"That's all I need to do is train?"
Theodore:"Yep and I'm gonna train ya."
*Time lapse 3 hours (Imagine the song Eye of the Tiger playing during her training)
Theodore:"Alright I've taught you everthing I know. Are you ready."
Nicole:"Hell yeah I'm ready. Alvin is going down."
Alvin:*watching TV*
Nicole:"YO SEVILLE!"
Alvin:"Huh?"*gets punched by Nicole and is sent flying out the house*
Tom:"Damn, what a punch."
Alvinnascar5:"Told him so."
183)Alvin is not allowed to sneak out of bed and watch Top Gun or Star Wars over and over again while everybody is sleeping. It annoys the hell out of everyone.
Everyone:*hears Top Gun in the living room/groans*
Theodore:"ALVIN TURN OFF THE DAMN TV AND COME TO BED!"
Tom:"Allow me *in his best Dave voice*ALLVIIIN!"
Alvin:*in bed 2 seconds later*
Eleanor:"*whispering*How did you do that?"
Tom:"*whispering*Natural talent."
184)Don't yell 'Alvittany' while behind them or within hearing distance of those two.
Centurion:"Not that has anything to do with me."*cough*
185) Centurion stop bugging us about what the forth movie is about. We can't tell you.
Centurion:"Please."
Everybody:"NO!"
186) The Chipmunks will harm the girls if mad enough.
Brittany:"There you two are. WHERE ARE MY SISTERS!?"
Michael:"Last time we saw them was when we confronted them in Milan, Italy."
Alvin:"ITALY?! YOU WERE ONLY GONE FOR 4 HOURS!"
Simon:"Anyway that was the last place we saw them."
Eleanor:"What did you mean by 'confronted them'?"
(Chassidy and Jeanette comes in with cuts and bruises.)
Theodore:"They look pissed."
Chassidy:"*eyes on fire*MICHAEL SHAWN SEVILLE!"
Jeanette:"*eyes on fire*SIMON JONATHAN SEVILLE!"
Chassidy/Jeanette:"YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS... WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Ki:"They didn't just break rules 1 and 4, they completely shattered them."
187)Chipmunk Therapy
Eleanor:"Now I have noticed that you four have become very distant. Actually you've tried killing each other."
Chassidy/Jeanette:"Yes we have."
Theodore:"You use to be the best of friends. Am I right?"
Michael/Simon:"Yes that is right."
Eleanor:"So what happened?"
Michael:"It's all because of that stupid dare show we had."
Simon:"Yeah the girls have change cause of it."
Theodore:"What do you mean?"
Michael/Simon:"*hissed* Ki."
Jeanette:"What do you have against him?"
Chassidy:"It's not him they have a problem with, it's the dares."
Eleanor:"Dares?"
Jeanette/Chassidy:"The kiss."
Theodore:"Ah yes, I recall those dares. Now I propose that you four speak with Ki, and Corey since she has a paw in this also."
Michael:"Thank you Dr. Miller."
Jeanette:"You too Dr. Seville."
Eleanor:"Maybe we should do this professionally."
Theodore:"What about our bakery idea."
Eleanor:"We can try both Teddy."
188) Don't Give Chassidy too much Pepsi.
Chassidy:"Aw come on I'm not that bad."*twitches*
The Simonette254:"Did you get into my Pepsi."
Chassidy:"*still twitching*No what would make you say that?"*evil chuckle*
The Simonette254:"Well the twitching for one, also the fact that you turn evil and end up hurting somebody."
Chassidy:"Do you see somebody hurt? Cause I don't."
Julia:*walks in, sees Chassidy and runs*
The Simonette254:"*raises eyebrow*Care to explain?"
Chassidy:*chuckles nervously*
189)Chipmunk Redemption.
Ki:"Now Dr. Miller and Dr. Seville proposed that the 6 of us talk so that we can put this behind us."
Simon:"Well I personally think this whole thing is stupid."
Michael:"Yeah there's nothing to talk about. Bottom line is you guys made out."
Chassidy/Jeanette:"IT WAS A DARE!"
Corey:"You'd probably do it even if you weren't dare."
Simon:"Corey is right. Jeanette you practically jumped into Ki's arms."
Jeanette:"Simon, I was scared for my life. If I hadn't done the dare, we wouldn't even be having this discussion. I'd be six feet under right now. There were AK-47s coming out the ceiling, I did the dare because I didn't want to risk not being with you."
Simon:"My god. I mean how could I be so stupid. I was so blinded by jealousy that I wasn't thinking straight. I'm sorry Jeanette."
Jeanette:"*kisses Simon's cheek*I forgive you Simon."
Ki:"Corey they were just dares. Look I'm not interested in Jeanette or Chassidy in any way."
Corey:"It didn't seem like it."
Ki:"First of all, I was caught off guard when Jeanette made out with me. And Chassidy well she wasn't expecting it either. Corey I wouldn't want to be with anyone besides you, please say you forgive me."
Corey:"On one condition, I get to dare you as payback."
Ki:"O...kay."
Corey:"Julia come over here."
Julia:"What now Corrletta."
Corey:"STOP CALLING ME THAT! Anyway Ki has agreed to let me dare him."
Julia:"And this has to do with me how?"
Corey:"Cause my dare for Ki is for him to...kiss you."
Ki:"You want me to do ...WHAT?!"
Corey:"You heard me."
Julia:"He'll take it!"*pounces on Ki/kisses kim*
*2 minutes later*
Ki:*curled up in a ball/shaking*
Corey:"Now I forgive you."
*2 hours later*
Chassidy:"Mike where are you. You know I got to talk to you."
Michael:"*hanging upside-down*BOO!"
Chassidy:"*screams/clutches chest*Don't do that!"
Michael:"*chuckles*You wanted to talk."
Chassidy:"Yes, I wanted to know why did care so much that Ki kissed me?"
Michael:"Well it really wasn't the fact he kissed you, it was your reaction to it."
Chassidy:"You mean when I fainted. Well I was caught off guard."
Michael:"Well I thought when that happened you had an attraction to Ki or guys like him. I mean Ki is an okay guy, but guys like him aren't good enough for you. I didn't want to see you go down that path and something bad happens to you."
Chassidy:"I didn't even know you cared so much."
Michael:"Well yeah I always make sure that you're okay. Like when we turned each other into a chipmunk and a chipette, I made sure the antidote wouldn't kill us. Or when we were having our battle of powers I didn't use my power at its strongest because I did not want to hurt you."
Chassidy:"Wow the smart and strong Mike Seville has a soft spot in his heart who would have thought. *hugs Michael*Thank you."
Michael:"For what?"
Chassidy:"For just being there when I need you."
Michael:"*hugs her back*You're welcome."
190)The phrase "Run Forrest Run" is used a lot in the Seville/Miller resident.
Brittany:"*sees Alvin running*What happened?"
Alvin:"Chassidy just got into the author's Pepsi, and it was a one liter. Now she's trying to kill me!"*sees Chassidy/starts running*
Jeanette:"Run Forrest Run!"
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Eleanor:"Is everyone friends again?"
Ki/Corey/Simon/Jeanette/Chassidy/Michael:"Yes Dr. Miller."
Theodore:"That's great! Now for this chapter's questions."
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The Simonette254:"I've been wanting to write it lately, but I wanna know what you guys think. Queation 1:Should I write a Michael/Chassidy moment somewhere in this story?"
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Lucas:"Question 2:If you were in a gang, which 4 munks and/or ettes would you recruit to be part of your gang?"
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Toby:"Question 3:Who's scarier when mad, Simon or Jeanette?"
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Luc:"Finally Question 4:Which munk and/or ette would be your best friend if they went to your school?"
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The Littles:"Bye FanFiction!"
