The Simonette254:"Hello people of Fanfiction. I decided I'm gonna start answering the questions I dish out every chapter. For the first one my fav Chipette is Jeanette and my fav Chipmunk is Theodore. Second I like Witch Doctor from the first one, Witch Doctor 2.0 and finally Witch Doctor from the Theodore and Juliet episode of AATC. Finally my fav mixed couple is Alvinette and the ones I hate are Brimon, Alvinor, and Simonor."

Alvin:"Okay so we'd like to thank Camo Hunter for 228-229, H.F. MunkMadness for 230-237, Pokemon Ranger-Trainer for 238-240, Simon Loves Jeanette for 241-244, and alvinnascar5 for 245-246."

Chassidy:"Well uhh... Britt you got anything to say?"

Brittany:"Uhh nope let's start the chapter Chass."


228)I don't need to say this, but I will anyway... don't say anything bad about Chris Benoit around Matt. It'll get ugly...

Alvin:"The last guys who did*shudders*you don't even wanna know."


229)If Makayla (or any Petrenko) talks to you in Russian, then you better be able to translate..

Makayla:"Alvin, Как вы думаете, это платье сделать мои бедра выглядят большими?"

Alvin:"Uhh... yes?"

Makayla:"*red eyes*WHAT?!"

Chassidy:"Alvin you idiot she just asked did you think that her dress makes her hips look big? And you said yes."

Alvin:"Oh sh-"*attacked by Makayla*


230)No hide and seek.

Centurion:"It took me the WHOLE FREAKIN' DAY to find them."


231)No mentioning the word "Rodent" around them.

Centurion:"They get offended. Not that it has anything to do with me."


232)Centurion is the king of monopoly.

Alvin:"He has beaten Simon and Jeanette like, SEVEN TIMES."

Centurion:"What? I can't help that I am such a good business meerkat."


234)No trampoline jumping.

Centurion:"Even if it was HILAROUS, it wasn't funny when Alvin broke his arm."


235)And, speaking of trampolines, the song "jump around" is banned.

Centurion:"It fits the scene sure, but you don't want to be chased by 13 Chipmunks who's aim is to claw your face off.."


236)Centurion is, and will forever be, banned from the lab.

Centurion:"Thanks to Alvin, I LOST ALL MY FUR."

Alvin:"But it growed back."

Centurion:"Grrrrrrr."


237)More alter-egos?

Centurion:"My alter-ego, Frans, the German meerkat."


238) Eleanor, Y U BREAK RULE 210?!

*the house is swarming with rabbits*

Simon:"*being run over by rabbits* Help!"

Jeanette:"SIMON!"

Theodore:"What do we do?!"

Brittany:*hands Theodore a trumpet*

Theodore:*Blow taps in E-flat.*


239)No Spiders!

Simon:"No! No spiders! Just no!"

Theodore:"Not even the non-venomous kind?"

Simon:"Not even! Becoming Simone was not exactly painless, you know! Besides, I can't have my alter ego take my girl from me..."

Jeanette:"Aw, Simon, I wouldn't leave you for...well, technically, a suave you."

Chassidy:"Besides we don't need Simone and Simon/Simone."

Alvin:"Being responsible is disgusting! I may never recover! Just thinking about it gives me diarrhea..."

Everyone else:"EWW!"


240)Potato

Alvin:"Don't know why. Just...potato."


241)Don't mess up Simon and Jeanette's homework.

Theodore:"Just don't."

Alvin/Brittany/Ki:"Owwww...

Simon/Jeanette:*High paw in black crater that used to be the house*


242)Don't use your powers to rebuild the house! Someone WILL get badly hurt sooner or later.

Simon:"We need to get those bricks up on the roof."

Alvin:"On it!"

Jeanette:"NO NO WAIT, CHASSIDY'S ON THE..."

Alvin:*Ruby Riptides the bricks*

Chassidy:"*screams/falls off the roof*

Jeanette:"...Roof."

Chassidy:"ALLVIIIIN!"


243)Alvin DON'T use Simon's or Jeanette's inventions when they're not around!

Eleanor:"'Nuff said!"


244)If Simon or Jeanette come up behind you and say:"Hey, do you remember that debt you owe me?"Start running.


245)Alvin is not allowed to sneak out of bed in the middle of the night and watch Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself. If he does, he will act/talk like all the characters, especially Walter, Peanut, and Jose Jalapeno On a Stick.

The Simonette254:"Do I really need to explain?"


246)Nicole is also not allowed to sneak out of bed to watch "Days Of Thunder". She will make racecar sounds and when she gets back to bed, she will say this in her sleep:

Nicole:"He just slammed into me! No, he didn't slam you. He didn't bump you. He didn't nudge you. He rubbed you. And rubbin', son, is racin'."

Everyone:"NICOLE SHUT THE HELL UP!"


247)The Chipettes Dad is a subject that should never be brought up.

The Simonette254:"Chassidy goes absolutely insane when he is."

*loud crash*

Chassidy:"LET ME GO SO I CAN KILL HIM! I WANNA SEE HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS!"

The Simonette254:"WHO BROKE THE RULE?!"

Ki:"*crawling*I DIDN'T KNOW!"

Chassidy:"KI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"


248)Nascar?

*doorbell rings*

Alvin:"I'll get it!*opens door*/starts fanboying*OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD IT'S DALE EARNHARDT JR.!"

Dale:"*chuckles*Hey Alvin."

Alvin:"What are you doing here?"

Dale:"Me and the guys wanted to drop by."

Harvick/Gordon/Johnson/Truex Jr./Logano:"Hey Alvin."

Alvin:"GUYS COME HERE!"

Brittany:"What is it Alvin I-KEVIN HARVICK!"

Simon/Michael:"JEFF GORDON!"

Theodore:"JIMMIE JOHNSON!"

Jeanette/Chassidy:"MARTIN TRUEX JR!"

Eleanor:"JOEY LOGANO!"

Jimmie:"We also wanted to give you guys these."

Drivers:*hold out 8 personalized chipmunk-sized Nascar cars.*

Chipmunks/Chipettes:"AWESOME!"

Joey:"Your gear is in your cars."


The Simonette254:"Well that's the end of the chapter. Now in some chapters I will have a special rule dedicated to a certain author. You will know who you are based on what the rule is about. Now for the last chapter's answers."

Q1:Fav munk and ette?

Q2:Fav version of Witch Doctor?

Q3:Fav/Hated Mixed couple?


xxXCrazy4ChipmunksXxx

1. Um.. if you mean your Oc's too then Chassidy and Michael plus Theodore/Eleanor

2. Ummm.. All of them lol :3

3. I like Alvin/Jeanette or Eleanor/Alvin I dislike Theodore/Brittany or Eleanor/Simon.. ughhh... -_-


Simon Loves Jeanette

1:Simon and Jeanette

2:Witch doctor 2.0

3:I hate all of them. please don't hate me for that though...


JMS135

Question 1. Simon and jeanette.

Question 2. all versions.

Question 3. I hate all mixed couples.


alvinnascar5

Question 1: Alvin and Brittany, of course! I love those two!

Question 2: The newest version.

Question 3: I'm not a fan of the mixed couples.


Pokemon Ranger-Trainer

1) Simon and Jeanette.

2) 8? I only know of two...my opinion would be insignificant and not 100% accurate if I only know two out of however many versions.

3) Alvin and Eleanor I would like because I always thought they would make a good brother and sister. I would not like Alvin with Jeanette because Alvin would probably always be like "Stop being taller than me!". I would also dislike Simon together with Brittany because in the end, Simon would be curled up in a corner, muttering, "No more shopping! No more shopping!"


KiBoy

Question #1: I have a hard time deciding... a lot of them are great in some way...

Question #2: Witch Doctor 2.0 of course! Love The Chipettes!

Question #3: Well, for the one I don't like... * evil smile * Retardassidy. For the one I like...Hell, there's a lot of them!


Camo Hunter

1: Alvin and Brittany are tied!

2: The one in the first movie.

3: I hate mixed couples, I despise them, I think I made myself clear...


EmilyAnaya19

1. Jeanette

2. The one they sing at the part in the first AATC.

3. I think I like Jeanette/Alvin but I really don't like Brittany and Theodore.


Michael:"Question 1:What was your favorite and least favorite part in the movie Chipwrecked?"

Theodore:"Question 2:If you could witness a chapter of WHW live, which would it be?"

Simon:"Finally Question 3:Which of the Chipmunks songs would you want to hear that had been modified to fit the Chipettes?"

Chassidy/Jeanette/Eleanor:"Bye Everyone, See ya next time!"