9:19 am, September 12, 2014
Kyle's phone rang. It was Butters. "Not now, I'm driving." answered Kyle. Butters was emphatic. "Kyle! Trent Boyett is trying to kill us! You're going to have to gun it!"
"My mom put a camera in my car! If I speed, my mom will take my car!" retorted Kyle.
"Give me the phone!" ordered Cartman to Butters.
Trent began to swerve back and forth, swatting at the back of Cartman's truck. His truck began to wobble.
"Get your Benz up here, Kyel! He's going to ram me off the road!" The ramming continued. "Hurry up, Kyel!"
"But if I speed my mom will take my car!" responded Kyle.
"Screw that our lives are in danger! Now get your Jew ass up here!"
"Fine, fine!" responded Kyle, and punched his Mercedes' gas pedal. Stan, behind Kyle, accelerated with him. The Accord's powerful V6 engine helped him keep up.
Kyle said to himself, "I think I remember this road. Didn't I chase Cartman down here? When he was trying to get Family Guy off air."
As Kyle approached the rear end of Trent's Mustang, Trent caught sight of him in the rear view mirror. He slammed on his brakes, and Kyle tried to swerve to the right. He couldn't avoid it.
BOOM!
Kyle realized he was in a whole lot of trouble when he saw his driver airbag blast out toward him. The front end of his Mercedes smashed into the Mustang's rear end, crushing the Mustang's rear bumper and doing major damage to Kyle's front end. The durable Mercedes continued on.
The sudden stop caught Stan, who was right behind Kyle, off guard. A quick swerve to the right kept Stan from slamming into Kyle, but sent his car skidding out of control on the dirt. Stan jerked the wheel back to the left, managing to regain control. Stan accelerated, trying to pull along Trent's right side and slam him off the road. Stan's car slips slightly behind Trent's, and Stan uses the momentum to try a PIT maneuver on Trent. Stan's car knocks Trent's to the right and off the road, and he goes into the dirt, barely missing the entrance of Pi Pi's Splashtown as it carved an arc in the dirt and pavement. Angrier than ever, Trent recovered. He slammed into the back of Stan's car in retaliation.
This hit was the most brutal of all. Trent's front end crumpled, but sheer adrenaline kept him going, even as his radiator began to leak.
Stan's car went out of control, flying to the left and going off the road. He tried to regain control, but his left rear wheel caught a gully.
"OH, SHIT!" screamed Stan. Wendy held on to the grab handle with all her might. It was too late. The car turned over onto its driver's side, and then flipped over repeatedly in a maelstrom of breaking glass and crunching metal. The car turned over seven times.