There was more here... but I accidently replaced this chapter and lost the author's notes... Eheh-heh-heh... ^^" Sorry 'bout that. Thank you sumigoddess for pointing this out.

Disclaimer: I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever *takes deep breath* ever own FMA or OHSHC (I remembered this!)

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Collisions

By StarNight888

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"Did I just hear French?" Winry ignorantly asked, imagining some French scientist who was here to do automail business. Instead of answering, Ed walked over to the doorway that led to the front door, looking like he was just about to commit a murder.

"Don't let them—" he started to shout down that hallway, before breaking off with a curse as he expressed an even more enraged face (if that was even possible at the moment). Al peered over his brother's shoulder to see that their mother was already leading, who would've guessed, Tamaki Suoh down that hallway… along with the rest of the Host Club.

" 'sup?" Hikaru and Kaoru greeted from the line of high schoolers when they spotted the Elric's.

"Hiiii Eddie!" Hunny called from atop of Mori's shoulders.

"More and more visitors, huh?" Trisha said with a smile, even though her son was grinding his teeth at Hunny's nickname. "They say they're your friends from school so I invited them to stay for dinner." Edward was incredulous. Now he had no excuse to kick them out. Without so much as a "hello," the blond spun around and stomped back into the living room, his face livid.

"What's up with you?" Al heard Winry say from the other room. With a sigh, he motioned the other club members to follow him back into the den. Her job complete, Trisha told them she was going to make dinner and headed to the kitchen, hoping she wouldn't find her family room in ruins when she returned.

The entire Host Club filed in and found themselves their own seats on the couch and various chairs. Alphonse came in last and found himself without a seat so instead perched precariously on the comfy couch's arm. Before Ed could even utter a word, the "king" spoke.

"Oh, I don't believe we've been introduced," the teen said to Winry. He stepped in front of her and picked up her hand. With his violet eyes closed and a low bow, his lips briefly brushed her hand before he introduced in what he thought was a romantic way, "It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Tamaki Suoh, president of the Host Club at Ouran High School." Al and Winry seemed stunned for a moment at what Tamaki had just done while Ed's eyes just lit up in smoldering rage, for no one ever kissed Winry, not even on the hand. But then their trance was soon broken.

Clang!

Alphonse winced sympathetically and Edward smirked rather triumphantly when a blushing Winry's wrench met rather painfully with Tamaki's head. The blond leapt back with a loud cry of pain, his eyes watering as he clutched his throbbing head. The twins sniggered, added by Hunny's giggles. Kyoya smiled almost unnoticeably (almost) as Haruhi looked shocked at the reaction and Mori remained stone faced.

"Aïe!La douleur, douleur, douleur! Owww, ma tête! (1)" Tamaki cried, temporarily reverting back to his native language. "Why must all new people want to hit me?"

"Heeey, Tama shouldn't have kissed Eddie's girlfriend then~!" Hunny chided as Mori nodded his agreement, for they had both seen the emotions pass plainly across Ed's face. Even though Hunny looked about 8 years old he was 18; he could figure it out easily. Winry blushed a little deeper at the comment as she concentrated on putting her wrench away. Ed meanwhile had lost his grin and turned various shades of red.

"T-that's— I-I-" the scholar sputtered, something he definitely did not do on the norm. He clamped his mouth shut and began reciting the Periodic Table of Elements in his head to calm himself, grateful when Winry spoke up.

"My name is Winry Rockbell and I'm an old friend of Ed and Al," the mechanic clarified, glancing shortly at the goose egg that was growing on Tamaki's head. "Don't do that again." Tamaki sat down and nodded, one of his hands gingerly feeling his head. Then Trisha appeared again with a tea tray in hand. She served the hot liquid and gave Tamaki an ice pack ("I just know these things.") as the rest of the teens introduced themselves to Winry. When Mrs. Elric left the room, the Hitachiin brothers began to hum quietly.

"Eddie and Winry, sittin' in a tree…" Hikaru began to sing softly as Kaoru hummed.

"…K-I-S-S-I-N—" Kaoru took his turn, before stopping with an sly smile at the golden glare he received, his brother following suit. This had to be one of the most entertaining games that they had played in a while.

"So, what are you idiots doing at my house anyway?" Ed growled as he turned back to the rest of the club. "Stalking me?"

"Now why would we do that?" Tamaki answered while attempting to shake his head and keep the ice pack on at the same time. "We just wanted to have fun with our latest member."

"Temporary member," Edward corrected testily. The Host Club president didn't correct himself, much to Ed's annoyance.

"I was kidnapped and brought here against my will," Haruhi said frankly, her gaze flickering to the twins for a second. Their grins turned from 'evil' to 'who, us?' smiles at the look.

"I came for cake~!" Hunny announced proudly, beaming. "You will have cake right?" Al felt uneasy at the teenager's wide smile, like he was about to get punched by a sadistically sneering bully or watch a little kid bawl his eyes out if he said no. The brunet's suspicions were confirmed when Mori subtly nodded his head when Hunny wasn't looking.

"Y-yeah, I think we've got some ice cream cake in the—" he replied, only to be cut off by Hunny's jubilant cry of victory. Ed saw the three idiots of the club (Tamaki, Kaoru, and Hikaru) visibly relax at the answer, and wondered what was so scary about the senior. Winry continued to remain in a confused silence, not sure what to say around the strange group of boys.

"Edward, sweetheart, could you give me a hand in here?" Mrs. Elric called from the kitchen.

"Wow, your mom cooks?" Hikaru mused as Ed stood up to leave. "No personal chef?"

"What's wrong with a good home cooked meal?" Al countered for his brother. "Besides, no chef could beat Mom's stew." The brunet smiled as he thought about the stew, grateful he was able to eat it, while his brother followed suit.

"Ahhh, stew. The greatest food creation," Edward added with a smile softer than his usual lop-sided grin.

"Edward!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming."

Ed left the room, the twins looking disbelievingly after him. Al slid into the blond's unoccupied seat, and then realized he and Winry were practically surrounded. By the Host Club. This may not go so well, he thought rather grimly.

"I found Eddie's room, I found Eddie's room!" a juvenile voice shouted from upstairs. It was Hunny. With a start Al realized that neither Mori nor Hunny were in the room anymore.

"Hey, when did he—" Winry tried to ask, but was cut off by a roar from the kitchen.

"WHAT IS THAT LOLI-BASTARD —!"

"Edward! Stay in the kitchen until you've finished your job! And I will NOT hear such language in this house!"

"…yes ma'am."

Hikaru and Kaoru snickered loudly at Ed's quick submission and stood up, following Hunny's voice to Edward's room.

"Hold on! You can't just go into brother's room!" Alphonse hollered, hurrying after them and tugging Winry behind him. He wasn't about to leave her alone with those three still in the room.

"True, he might stake them to a tree," the blonde commented as she helplessly was pulled along. "Be right back!" After a fast dash up the staircase, they were in Ed's room. The door, which was adorned with a large "NO ENTRY" sign, was ajar when the two arrived.

Ed's room wasn't a room that would be posted on the cover of "Best Rooms Monthly," but to Al it would seem better on the cover of "Messy Places Magazine." The walls were a simple white, which was disturbed by the multitude of rock posters, Alchemic designs, and complicated equations that overlapped one another. The ground was scattered with various items, from homework to an old clay statue. There was a seriously cluttered desk in the corner that housed a nice looking computer, which the twins were trying to look at through stacks of thick books. There were two bookcases as well that were spilling many, many volumes of books from their shelves, some books tottering precariously on the top while others were so crammed in there, one wondered how to get them out. There was an old fashion (and locked) chest at the foot of Ed's bed, the bed which Hunny was bouncing upon. Mori was leaning against the closet, which Al had sworn yesterday was too full to close.

"Hm. What a curious room," Kyoya said from behind Al, nearly making the teen jump out of his skin. Without invitation, Tamaki, Haruhi, and Kyoya had followed Al and Winry upstairs. While Tamaki flitted in and started gawking at the walls, Kyoya and Haruhi stood politely next to Al and Winry.

"Still interested in Alchemy I see," Winry added as she examined the walls. "I remember when we were just tykes and you guys were already into it."

"You understood such a complicated science when you were younger?" Haruhi asked, starting to get a range of just how smart these two were. She was the scholar student and yet she had hardly ever grasped Alchemy when she studied scientific history.

"Well, we were still learning about it back then, but yes we have an interest in it," Al answered a bit reluctantly, still wanting to stay on the subject of removing the Host Club from Ed's room. "Though, right now I think we should clear out before brother gets up here…"

"Why? We were just lookin' around," Hunny said "innocently." Suddenly, there was the sound of someone rushing up the stairs, the barely auditable hiss of curses pursuing the noise. Ed appeared in the doorway, and he was not happy.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!" he roared, flames practically spewing from his mouth.

"Taking a tour of the house," the twins said smartly while inspecting the closet door from which Mori just moved from. Hikaru reached to open it.

"Don't do that!" Alphonse cried, knowing that the door was already straining against the weight of the clutter stuffed inside it. Ed lost his killing aura and adopted a more urgent one as both brothers dived to stop Hikaru.

"Why?" was all Kaoru uttered before his brother opened the door.

Things sort of froze in the two milliseconds that passed as the door opened, where the twins figured out that they might have just endangered their lives and the Elrics knew they were going to be buried alive. Then something like an avalanche occurred. As soon as the doorknob was turned, the closet burst open, spilling clothes, more paper, and other various items. And both the Elric brothers and the twins were stuck underneath it all. Each person popped up soon enough though. Ed was last, coughing a bit as he pulled himself up. He inspected the damage with an evil glare.

"Now look what you've…" he began to tell them off, but trailed off when he realized everyone was staring at him in shock, except Haruhi. "What?" Edward looked down and saw what "what" was. His prosthetic cover had gotten caught in the mess when he had stood up.

And his full metal arm was there for all of them to see.

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It means, "Ow! Pain, pain, pain! Owww, my head!" in French. Thanks to Google Translate for the translation…. Sorry if it didn't come out right for those of you who speak French….

Again I apologise... I can't duplicate the lost author's note or dedications... Sorry!

~StarNight888