The Simonette254:"Hey peoples, it's been awhile huh? You see the charger for my tablet broke so I haven't been able to update, also y'all know of the situation of the duet FanFiction me and EmilyAnayA19 wrote Chipmunks and Company: Revenge 101. But now I got a new charger and*looks over shoulder*I'm coming out of hiding so I'm Baaack!"

Michael:"It's good to be back. Anyway we'd like to thank Lucas...

Lucas:"Yep for once I got one!"

Michael:"*shoves Lucas out of his way*...for rule 308, FairyBunny99 for rules 310-314, Soccer. Freak.67 for 318, and EmilyAnayA19 for rules 320-321."

Cassinae/Chassidy:"Enjoy the chapter!"

306)Here they go again

Chassidy:"You mad TS?"

The Simonette254:"*sarcastic*Oh no, why should I be mad? I've just been ALMOST RAN OVER BY A FREAKING CAR 10 TIMES THIS WEEK!"

Chassidy:"Well it's not my fault you're always in my way!"

The Simonette254:"I bet I could drive better!"

Chassidy:"OH YEAH?!"

The Simonette254:"YEAH! If you wanna race*hops in Jeanette's car*then let's go!"

Chassidy:"*hops in her car/revs engine*You're going down TS."

The Simonette254:"*revs engine*Bring it Miller."

Padamay:"Wait, do either of them know how to drive?"

TS254/Chassidy:*burns out and guns it*

307)Chassidy and Jeanette are in Trouble?

The Simonette254:"Chassidy and Jeanette Miller, come here for a minute."

Chassidy:"Yes TS?"

The Simonette254:"Care to explain why I got a letter from the school saying you two got detention?"

Michael/Simon:"*utterly shocked*You got detention?"

Jeanette:"IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!"

The Simonette254:"Really? Then who's fault is it?"

Chassidy/Jeanette:"*through gritted teeth*Theirs."*points at Cassinae and Joelle*

Cassinae:"We didn't do anything!"

The Simonette254:"Okay first tell me, what the hell happened?"

Chassidy:"From what I heard, someone had put self-tanner in the water main that goes to the girls locker room."

Jeanette:"Yeah and every bottle of shampoo had been replaced with green hair dye."

Eleanor:"So why blame you two?"

Chassidy:"Well we're Chipmunks, we're geniuses..."

Jeanette:"We're nerds, and it happened after cheerleading practice."

Joelle:"Well sucks to be you two."

Jeanette:*retracts claws and tries to lunge at Joelle*

Chassidy:*holds Jeanette back*

Jeanette:"*still trying*If Chass wasn't holding me back, I'd be tearing you limb from limb right now!"

Chassidy:"You do believe us, don't you TS?"

The Simonette254:"Yeah I believe you."

Chassidy/Jeanette:"Yes!"*high paw*

The Simonette254:"But you still have go to detention."

Chassidy/Jeanette:"What why?!"

The Simonette254:"Because you don't want your fans to think you get off easy because you're famous do you? I will talk to Dr. Rubin about Cassinae and Joelle, but you still gotta do the time for this crime."

Jeanette/Chassidy:*frustrated grunt and storms off*

*The Next Day in Detention*

Jeanette:*playing harmonica*

Ryan:"HAHAHA! You two are in here? What for extreme nerdiness?"*laughs*

Chassidy:"*blast Ryan through the wall*Fuck off Reynolds!"

308) Don't jump into random slimes

The Simonette254:"You see KiBoy and Ki thought it would be a good idea to do so and well..."

Correy:"KiBoy and Ki somehow thought that me and TS was their mothers."

The Simonette254:"*stifles laughter*How did it feel for you to have your boyfriend call you mom?"*burst into uncontrollable laughter*

Correy:"SHUT UP TS! And it was very awkward."

309)DAVE DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COOKING FOR THANKSGIVING!

Correy:"Leave it to the professionals Davey."

Chassidy:"Right Dave, we don't want a repeat of*shudders*The Lasagna Incident."

Dave:"It was not that bad."

Everyone:"WE ALMOST DIED!"

Michael:"Besides me, Theo, Ellie, Chass, and Correy got this."

Dave:"Oh really? How are you gonna get the turkey out of the oven?"

Theodore:*lifts Dave off the ground with telekinesis*

Dave:"Alright I get your point! Theodore get me down."

Theodore:*drops Dave in the armchair*

310)Never EVER give Buttercream Skittles, it messes up her brain and she might kill someone.

Buttercream:"*comes in with machine gun* You'll never take me alive suckers!"*Starts randomly shooting at everyone in the room but misses completly then passes out*

311)If you spot Buttercream at a store don't let her buy chocolate or Skittles, or any candy for that matter.

Jeanette:"Do I really need to explain? The rule before this one explains everything."

312)If Jeanette gets turned into a 5 year old or younger, Buttercream is who to blame.

Simon:"Who's bright idea was it to turn her into a five year old?"

Everyone:"Buttercream's!"

Buttercream:*starts arguing with Muffin about who's cuter.*

Chassidy:*finds the reverse spell and changes Jeanette back.*

*It takes everyone including Dave and Toby to keep Buttercream and Muffin from tearing each other apart.*

313)Keep Buttercream away from spell books. No exceptions.

Chassidy:*croaks*

Buttercream:"*smiling bashfully* Yeah, I kinda, sorta might've, accidentally turned her into a frog. But on the bright side... yeah there is no bright side. Someone has to kiss her for her to be back to normal sooo, bye!"*teleports from room*

Brittany:"So who's gonna do it?"

Chipettes:*looks towards Michael*

Michael:"Don't look at me, I'm not gonna do it!"

Matthieu:"Since my alter-ego is too much of a scaredy-munk, I'll do it."*kisses her*

Chassidy:"*changes back*Ugh don't ever do that again!*wipes mouth on sleeve*Now if you excuse me, I got a bunny to kill."

314)If you want to survive in life don't let Buttercream cook.

Buttercream:"All I did was turn Chassidy into a frog and she gets all judgy about it. well one drop of this will make her fall asleep forever! MUAHAHAHAHAA!"

*Someone turns a light on.*

Jeanette:"Why are you talking to yourself in the dark?"

Buttercream:"I don't know, why do you have a face?"

Jeanette:"That doesn't even make sense."

315) SNOWBALL FIGHT!

Theodore:"Guys look!"

EmilyAnayA19:"Wow it's snowing!"

Eleanor:"If it keeps snowing like this, we might not have school tomorrow."

Simon Loves Jeanette:"You know what that means?"

Camo Hunter/Matt:"Snowball ball fight!"

KiBoy:"Munked Authors For the Win!"

Ki:"No Chipmunks For the Win!"

The Simonette254:"Fine let's find out tomorrow. Munked Authors vs Chipmunks and Company."

Chassidy:"Y'all are so going down."

Correy:"I mean there's more of us than there's you guys."

EmilyAnayA19:"But we're still gonna win."

Munked Authors/Chipmunks and Company:"YOU'RE ON!"

316)Munked Authors vs Chipmunks and Company.

Padamay:"Okay everyone, I want a nice clean fight. We're here fun and see the better team win. Team generals shake paws and assume your positions."

The Simonette254/Chassidy:*shake paws and go to their respected positions*

Padamay:"Chipmunks and Company ready!"

Chipmunks and Company:"YEAH!"

Padamay:"Munked Authors ready!"

Munked Authors:"YEAH!"(A/N:Khe khe. This reminds me of the show American Gladiator)

Padamay:"BEGIN!"

General The Simonette254:"Snowballs ready...aim...FIRE!"

*A barrage of snowballs fly from the Munked Authors side*

General Chassidy:"Oh nuts. TAKE COVER!"

Correy:"Now what General?!"

General Chassidy:"ARM THE SNOW GRENADES!"

*Snow grenades are thrown to destroy the Munked Authors fort*

General The Simonette254:"HIT THE DECK!"

*explosion*

EmilyAnayA19:"Our right wall is down General TS!"

General The Simonette254:"Camo Hunter, P R-T, AN5, get on it and let god be with you!" *salutes*

Camo Hunter/Pokemon Ranger-Trainer/Alvinnascar5:"*salutes*YES MA'AM!"*goes to fix right wall*

General The Simonette254:"EA19, GQ, SLJ, man the snow-zookas!"

EmilyAnayA19/Golden Quintet/Simon Loves Jeanette:*grabs a snow-zooka*

General Chassidy:"Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, snow-zookas!"

Brittany/Jeanette/Eleanor:*grabs snow-zooka*

General TS254/General Chass:"FIRE!"

*explosion on both sides*

Correy/EmilyAnayA19:"General?"

General TS254/General Chass:"What is it lieutenant?"

Correy/EmilyAnayA19:"*remove hats*We have a casualty."*they're brought in*

General TS254/General Chass:"KIBOY! /MICHAEL!"

KiBoy/Michael:"*weak*It was an honor serving with you ma'am."

General TS/General Chass:*fights back tears and grabs a snow RPG*

Lizzie/xxXCrazy4ChipmunksXxx:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

General TS254/General Chass:"Ending this."*shoots snow RPG*

*biggest snow-splosion ever*

General The Simonette254:"All my soldiers are down."

General Chassidy:"Mine are too."

General The Simonette254:"So now what?"

General Chassidy:"*extends paw*Truce?"

General The Simonette254:"*shakes her paw*Truce."

Dave:"Come in guys, it's getting late."

Everyone:"Awww Dave."

Dave:"We got hot chocolate."

Everyone:"Coming Dave!"*everyone rushes inside*

*At the kitchen table*

Simon:"*raises glass*A toast to the best snowball war ever."

Jeanette:"And that we never have one that intense again."

Everyone:"Here here!"*toast their glasses*

The Simonette254:"As the general of the Munked Authors, I say it was an honor to fight with you."*Munked Authors salutes*

Chassidy:"As to you."*Chipmunks and Company salutes*

317) Brittany, would you please stop with the accusations about Correy

Brittany:"B-But she has to be pregnant. First it was the weight gain, and then the monstrous appetite."*starts to get clawed to death by Correy*

The Simonette254:"I told her so."

Correy:"*starts beating Britt with a lead pipe*I...*whack!*am not...*whack! whack!* PREGNANT!*whack!*Got it!"

Brittany:"*curled up in a ball shaking*The metal...the claws...everywhere." *whimpers*

Ki:*Sweatdrop*

318)Julia Tends To Get Too Into The Spirit Of Giving During December.

Julia:"*gives Alvin Dave's watch*Happy Holidays!"

Alvin:"Okay?"

Julia:"*hands Chassidy Simon's glasses* Happy Holidays!"

Chassidy:"These aren't mine!"

Julia:"*gives Michael a roll of toilet paper* Happy Holidays!"

Michael: O.O

*everyone except Julia huddles up*

Jeanette:"We need to put a stop to this!"

Simon:"I can't see!"

Chassidy:*gives Simon his glasses*

Dave:"Has anyone seen my watch?"

Alvin:*gives the watch to Dave*

Eleanor:"How was Julia's gift giving spree."

Ki:"I got an alka seltzer."

Eleanor:"It's just the first day of December. Just wait 'till tomorrow!"

Everyone:"Uhg!"

319)Alvin, STOP ASKING FOR A FREAKING HULA-HOOP!

The Simonette254:"You're freaking 16, why do you constantly bug us about it?"

Alvin:"Because I've been asking for one for like 53 years."(A/N:"There's a literal joke for ya. In the honor of the Badgasarians.")

The Simonette254:"You're overreacting."

Alvin:"*raises eyebrow*Am I?"

The Simonette254:"GAUGH!"

Alvin:"So, can I have one?"

The Simonette254:"I'll think about it."

320)Never EVER let Julia, Correy, and Chassidy stay up late when they're hyper.

Ki:"It was bad..."

Chassidy:"We made like 15 prank calls."

Correy:"It was like being drunk, we could hardly remember anything!"

Julia:"Except that it was fun!"

Lucas:"You call getting a call about my "pet whale that is in your garden" at 2 in the morning fun."

Correy/Chassidy/Julia:"Yes..."

Ki/Michael/Luc:*sweatdrop*

321)Don't tick off Brittany when she's in a bad mood.

Jeanette:"It's pretty much self explanatory."

Brittany:"Shut up! I'm not that bad!"

Eleanor:"Britt no offense, but you kinda turn into a monster and start screaming and chasing the person."

Brittany:"Whaaaaat I've never done that..."

Correy:"*._.*We have video proof!"

Jeanette:*Plays video*

...Video...

Brittany:"*sitting in a chair moping* Ugh! I hate my life!"

Alvin:"This may be a bad time Britt, but I'm kinda in need of $10.00, would you mind helping me out?"

Brittany:"*sadly* Sorry Alvin. Not today."

Alvin:"Please."

Brittany:"*sadly*No."

Alvin:"Pretty please."

Brittany:"*annoyed*No!"

Alvin:"Pretty Pinkie Pie please?"

Brittany:"NO!"

Alvin:"Super ultra mega power please?!"

Brittany:"*starts growling and unsheathes her claws*NO MONEY!"*starts screaming at Alvin and chases after him*

...Real Life...

Eleanor:"Told ya."

Brittany:*:P*

Joelle:"Took you long enough to finish this chapter TS."

The Simonette254:"Hey I had my reasons."

The Alvittany528:"Like what exactly?"

The Simonette254:"School took away typing time, lack of ideas, other FanFictions, all-in-all randomness, etc. Anyway this chapters questions."

Centurion:"Question 1:What did you think of the snowball war we had?"

Lizzie:"Question 2:Since it's coming soon, what was the best and worst Christmas gift you've ever gotten or heard someone get?"

Matt:"Question 3:How would you react if us authors and Chipmunks and Company, could spend Christmas together?"

Chassidy:"Well there you have it, after about 50 some days we've finally updated. Also it'll be awhile until THOCMAMS will be updated due to the fact that uhh reliving my past, is kind of hard."

Michael:"Also, guys it would be really great if you guys could support TS's YouTube channel. As much as a pain it is to do, please leave a comment on her videos. She plans on doing a song from The Squeakquel next, so if you have any ideas tell her."

Matthieu:"That's all we have to say for this chapter..."

Ki:"And we'll see y'all next time for another chapter of WHW."

Chipettes:"Goodbye everyone!"