The Simonette254/The Alvittany528:*upset*
Chassidy:"Come on guys. You knew it was going to happen."
The Simonette254:"Y'all didn't have to use your focus punches when giving us our birthday hits!"
Cassinae:"You guys are overreacting."
The Alvittany528:"We got focus punched 272 times! We're still sore from that!"
Brittany:"Whatever. Anyways, we want to thank CamoHunter for rule 338, Pokemon Ranger-Trainer for 339-341, Sparky The Elf Owl(aka Sparky1998) for rule 342, H. F. MunkMadness for 343, and EmilyAnaya19 for 350-351."
Simon:"There's actually a M Rated rule in this chapter because well it's sexually suggestive. You have been warned."
Alvin:"It took us awhile but finally we can say:"
Theodore/Eleanor:"ENJOY THE CHAPTER!"
338)Brittany/Matt is just like Brittany/Ki. The only difference, Alvin doesn't need to worry as much.
Alvin:"Are you sure? They're both a couple of nymphos."
Matt:"Afraid that I WILL take your girlfriend?"
Alvin:"CAN'T YOU GUYS GO AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S GIRLFRIEND?!"
339) If Muffin Tackles You, It Is A Compliment
Muffin:*tackles Eleanor*
Eleanor:"Aww! Love you, too, baby!"
Muffin:*tackles Theodore*
Theodore:"Yay!"
Muffin:*stares at Simon and walks away*
Simon:"What did I ever do to her?"
Eleanor:"She thinks you're too uptight to love. Sorry. The bunny wants what the bunny wants."
Simon:"Oh..."
Jeanette:"But I still love you!"
Simon:*smiles*
Stacy:"Am I in the wrong rule?"
340)Eleanor's friend, Stacy, is NOT the owner of Stacy's pita chips!
Stacy:"People ask me that all the time! While they are good chips, I'm not responsible for them!"
Eleanor:"She is only responsible for their consumption. As am I. As are you America."
341)Cheyenne Fears NOTHING
Jeanette:"It's true!"
Carrie:"It's actually inspiring!*Holding her fluffy chinchilla tail* I wish I could be like that... "*Holds up her painfully long list of fears*
Jeanette:*watches as the list rolls out the door*
Cheyenne:"Hey, girls. I just got back."
Jeanette:"Where were you, Chey?"
Cheyenne:"Oh, just grabbing a bite with the Grim Reaper. He's actually a really nice guy. Oh, Mr. Reaper!"
Grim Reaper:"Hiya!"*Waves hello*
Carrie/Jeanette:*faint*
342)What happens when Jennifer comes back and she brings her friends to beat Jeanette up.
Jeanette:*at her locker getting her books*
Jennifer:"Hey Miller!"
Jeanette:"What is it now Tennyson? Can't you see I'm busy?"
Jennifer:"You may have thought that you got the upper hand on me last time, but you shall be destroyed!"*her friends come out*
Jeanette:"Oh so you have reinforcements. That's cute, really it is. But you're not the only one with allies."*snaps fingers*
Girls:*comes out of the shadows*
Jeanette:"Allow me to introduce everyone. My sisters:Brittany, Chassidy, and Eleanor. The Hanson Sisters:Correy, Lottie, Lannie, and Lizzie. My alter ego Joelle and her sister Cassinae. Then we have Cheyenne, Julia, and surprisingly The Lovecast:Amy, Charlene, Cassie, Jessica, and Cindy."(A/N:"That's a total of 16 CHIPETTE REINFORCEMENTS!)
Jennifer:"Oh shit..."
Jeanette:"Yeah Jennifer here's a tip:Never mess with a nerd, cause it's always the quiet ones that are the most dangerous. Alright troops, ATTACK!"
*10 Minutes and a Brutal Massacre Later*
Jennifer's Group:*groaning in pain*
Brittany:"Oh and FYI, you're off the squad Jennifer."
343)If TS is on her Google+, do NOT startle her.
Centurion:"She gets very upset when you do that..."
*A few weeks ago*
The Simonette254:*On her Google+ account*
KiBoy:"Wanna find what happens when I grab TS?"
Simon:"No. I don't want another Google+ incident."
H. F. MunkMadness:"Uhh KiBoy I really don't think that you should..."
The Alvittany528:"Too late..."
KiBoy:*grabs TS*
The Simonette254:"*screams/growls*WHAT THE HELL?!"*Starts attacking KiBoy*
Simon:"Should I call an ambulance?"
344)NO CUTTING YOUR SIBLINGS
Simon/Jeanette:*glare at Brittany*
Brittany:"Oh come on guys! That was what, May of 2012?"
Jeanette:"You cut me with a fucking scalpel at school! Then you cut me AGAIN with Alvin's pocket knife while I was sleeping!"
Brittany:"Well... I apologized didn't I?"
Jeanette:*swings her sword at Brittany's hip*
Brittany:"*dodges*Whoa! I said I was sorry!"
Jeanette:"Sorry? I'll show you sorry!"*swings again*
Brittany:*runs from Jeanette*
Simon:*sweatdrop*
345) The Stories of the Chipmunks Guidelines Club are to be taken seriously.
The Simonette254:"One:The rules are a necessity. And two:This shit is hard to write so they should be appreciated."
346)Incest isn't the only topic that should be avoided.
Alvin:"Twin-cest is another..."
Michassidy/Simonette/Mattassinae/Simoelle:"Eww..."
Brittany:"And alter ego-cest."
TS/TA/SLJ/ALB/KiBoy/yoBik/Michassidy/Simonette/Mattassinae/Simoelle/Correy/Carly:"EWW!"
347)Don't believe things you see in cartoons.
Jeanette:"What about our cartoons?"
The Simonette254:"That's... a good question."
348)Your powers are not to be used at school.
Chassidy:"That's why I got my ass kicked in the last chapter."
Michael:"Yeah. But you did get something out of it."
Chassidy:"*smirks*Yes I did. But I shall get my revenge on Nicole.*kisses his cheek* Now if you'd excuse me Mikey, I got to go prepare for this."
349)Chassidy's Revenge
*The Next Day*
Jeanette:"Are you sure about this Chassidy?"
Chassidy:"Relax Jean, I'm a revenge artist. Remember the Pepsi revenge we did to Ryan."
Jeanette:"*laughs*The video is still on our YouTube channel. Alright, just be careful."*leaves*(R.I.P. Chipmunks and Company Revenge101)
Chassidy:"Oh I will."*evil laughter*
*Later that Day*
Nicole:"*chasing Chassidy*YOU GET BACK HERE MILLER!"
Chassidy:"Wow. She really cares about this chain."*hurdles something*
Nicole:"*catching her breath*Hand it over Miller."
Chassidy:"Oh did you want this back? Then come get it."
Nicole:"*walks into a glue trap(safer than a mouse trap)*I'm stuck!"
Chassidy:"Yep. See this is what happens when you mess with me or my family.*dumps frog juice on her*Now I'd love to stay and chat but Michael is waiting for me so... Ciao Nicky."*leaves*
*After School*
The Simonette254:"A week of detention Chassidy? Really?"
Chassidy:"*stretches on her bed*Totally worth it. Hey, at least I didn't resort to violence."
350) Don't play Just Dance on the Wii while new furniture is in the way...
Correy:"We were having a dance battle and we were trying to see who could score the highest number of points on the song. "
Alvin:"It was me verses Correy. We were trying to see who could score the most points. "
Correy:"We were just playing Just dance 3 and we were dancing party Rock Anthem. "
Alvin:"We were REALLY getting into it! "
Brittany:"Earlier that day, Dave had ordered a brand new glass table and it was in the living room. "
Simon:"Along with a new glass vase... A gift for Aunt Jackie!"
Correy/Alvin:"Anyways..."
Alvin:"Me and Correy were tied and it was the last few seconds of the song. "
Correy:"And Alvin here decided to go all out on the end to score the extra star. "
Brittany:"At the very end where the dance avatar pixelates, Alvin over here humps up flying one way and lets go of the remote sending it flying in the other direction. "
Jeanette:"Alvin crashed into the bookcase causing the new vase to fall off and shatter. "
Correy:"And the remote smashed into the middle of the new coffee table causing the glass to go all over. "
Dave:"It was a total waste of $300!"
Alvin:"Well I won the round so it's not a total loss..."
Dave:"ALLLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
351)Never prank call somone unless you know who it is...
Brittany:"This should speak for it's self..."
Alvin:"Okay so, It was a random summer friday night and the previous day this creepy old man moved in across the street from us. He just stares out the window while his creepy old wife rocks in her rocking chair on the porch."
Ki:"So me Correy, Lucas, and Julia were spending the night at Alvin's house for a sleep over and we decided to prank call somone. "
Lucas:"Being the IDIOT he is, Alvin decided to punch in a random number. And put's it on speaker phone. "
Julia:"So we called and this creepy voice says "hello children". "
Ki:"Scared out of our wits, we had no clue what to say so I decided to do something many and take charge. "
*FLASHBACK*
Ki:"I don't know what to do!"*shoves phone in Correy's paws*
Correy:"Umm, hello sir. Is this the international house of cupcakes? "
Voice over the phone:"No ma'am. But this IS the 553rd street stalker and I'm watching you children. "
Random Narrator:"Suddenly, there were scratches at the windows and banging on the doors. "(The Simonette254:"NOT HERE TOO!" :P )
Julia/Correy/Brittany/Jeanette:*scream*
Alvin:"Ooookay sir. well, we didn't mean to cause any harm... or cause you to stalk us but most of us are international stars so if we die... you kiiinda go to jail for life so yeah. "
Voice:"Well now. Isn't that wonderful. But I don't want to go back to jail Alvin."
Jeanette:*hangs up phone*
Correy:"Well I don't know about you, but I'm never falling asleep again. "
Phone:*rings again*
Brittany:"*anwsers*Hello?"
Same creepy voice:"Oh one more thing... don't go in the closet. "
Closet door:*creaks open*
All:*Scream*
Another Voice:"*Laughing hysterically* Hahaha SUCKERS!"
All:"TOBY?!"
Toby:"Hahaha I GOT YOU GOOD! I got a voice changer thingy on my phone and I got you goooood!"
Correy/Lucas/Ki:*Pull out katanas*
Brittany:*unsheathes claws*
Brittany/Correy/Ki/Lucas:"Toby?"
Toby:"Yeah?"
All:"Run."
351)If ypu criticize Brittany's looks, prepare to be insulted or killed hardcore style. Nuff said.
Random bratty popular school girl:"Hi Brittany. You look ugly today. "
Brittany:"Really? Cause I was trying to look like you! "
Popular girl:"*flips hair*Ugh!"
*Later that Day*
Ryan:"What's up rat? Shouldn't you be scurrying around the sewers like the others?"
Brittany:"I don't think I should answer questions from a crooked tooth, dumbass loser!"
Jeanette:"She's not in a good mood. Don't try her."
Ryan:"My teeth aren't crooked."
Brittany:"Oh really?*hits Ryan in the face with a steel chair repeatedly* They look pretty crooked to me."
352)Wild'N Out is banned.(M RATED RULE!)
The Simonette254:"Blame Dave for this. I like this show."(I was actually watching the show when I came up with this rule.)
Dave:"It's highly inappropriate."
Alvin:"Come on Dave. You know we can't be family friendly for the rest our lives."
Dave:"Alright. Prove to me that you can freestyle like them and do it good, and I'll reconsider the rule."
*The Next Day:West Eastman High School*
Chassidy:"I think the 'Family Reunion' skit is our best bet."
Alvin:"I think that Simon should do it for us."
Jeanette:"I want to do one. And I have the perfect candidate."
*Lunchtime*
Simon:"Hey listen up! Me and Jeanette here want to do a skit for y'all from a little show called Wild'N Out."
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"*sings*Family Reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introducing?"
Simon:"*goes to the jock table*This is Xavier, and his best friend Ryan. He likes animal porn, and Ryan likes Japanese men."
Crowd:*Oohs and laughs*
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"*sings*Family Reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introducing?"
Jeanette:"*goes to the cheerleaders table*This here is Jennifer, and she makes me so sick. When she's not being snotty, she's off sucking some guy's dick."
Crowd:*howls and laughs harder*
Simon:"Should we run?"
Jeanette:"Yep."*they bolt out of there*
*After School*
Dave:"*watching the video*Okay, the show isn't banned. I'm shocked that you two would say such things."
Simonette:"*shrugs*The things you learn from tv."
Paper Airplane:*flies through the window*
Brittany:"It's a note.*reads*You rats think you're so funny? Let's see how good you are in a freestyle battle. Ryan and Jennifer."
Eleanor:"Well they sound mad."
Michael:"They'll get over it."
354) Simon and Jeanette, you two MUST keep your experiments locked up.
The Simonette254:"Alvin doesn't understand rule 209 clearly."
Brittany:"We know that we were below our usual quota for rules per chapter. But like TS said, this shit is hard to write."
Theodore:"That last rule is actually a set-up for the next chapter which is a special chapter."
The Simonette254:"A few final things to say in this chapter. First I have a poll on my profile that I'd like you guys to check out if you haven't already. Second I wanted to make a video on YouTube of me answering questions you guys may have for me(my identity still remaining a mystery). You can PM them to me and if I have enough, I'll answer them in the video. Finally if you haven't read it already, I have a story called Jealousy, Depression, Love:A Michassidy FanFic. I'd love if you guys could read and review the story, you know support."
Chassidy:"Well guys that's all we have for now. We'll see you in the next chapter, whenever that may be."
The Alvittany528/yoBiK/Alvin Loves Brittany:"See ya later FanFiction!"
The Simonette254/KiBoy/Simon Loves Jeanette:"Hey! That was our line!"