A/N: Yeah, it's been awhile since I last updated this. I kind of took on too many projects, then promptly lost the notebook I was writing this in, accidentally deleted it off my phone, etc, etc. All in all, just not good. Anyways, enjoy! I'm thinking about bringing Loki in later, but I'm not sure.


Totally wasn't me! –TS

Who else would it be? -DL

We have two master assasins here! Wait, who's DL? Intruder! -TS

Tony, just admit that it was you. And no intruder, that's Darcy. Remember, lab assistant and PR person? -PP

Oh, right... I was busy looking at...something...and didn't catch her name. -TS

Well that was mildly diplomatic... It failed though, we all know you were looking at her chest. -CB

Ok, whoever did this to my hair needs to confess. It's not washing out! -BB

Come down to the lab, we'll figure it out. -TS

Don't do it, its a trap. I saw him setting up cameras earlier. -NR

Oh come on people... Do you know how hard it is to photograph him? I don't know how he manages to avoid my cameras... -TS

Dr. Banner, I can come to your room later and help with your hair, I'm an expert with bad dye jobs. -DL

That would be highly appreciated. -BB

Aw, young love! -TS

Shut up, Tony. -NR

Technically, I'm not talking. I'm writing. So there! -TS

Cmon Pepper, just because Tonys being a jerk, you're gonna take all the post-its away? -CB

Until he learns to use them like an adult, yes. How'd you get some anyways? -PP

I gave them to him. Don't worry. I won't let Tony have them. -NR

Who needs Post-its? I can just write on the wall! -TS

You can clean it off the wall too. -PP

I'll just get dummy to do it. -TS

I'd like the Tower to still be standing, thank you. Clean it. -PP

Wow, I could hear the mom voice there. -CB

Well, I appear to have been elected as the team mom, so I've been practicing. -PP

Thats what you were doing in the bathroom! -TS

That's alright Miss Potts, I seem to be elected as the dad. -SR

Maybe we'll have to get together and talk about the children. And what did I tell all of you about calling me Miss Potts? -PP

Sorry, Pepper. Is Friday alright with you?-SR

Should we give you two some privacy? -CB

I don't like what you're insinuating there, birdbrain. -TS

Hey, I don't have to insinuate anything. -CB

I'm not worried, Pep prefers a handsome, charismatic, genius. -TS

Well, you have two out of three. -PP

Really? I was going to give him one... -NR

I'm being generous. -PP

Sounds like someone's in trouble! -CB

I'm never in trouble! Well...unless I'm dying and don't tell her, which I haven't done lately! Promise! -TS

I wouldn't say that he himself is in trouble. Pepper is just very...stressed. -NR

Stressed? Why didn't I know about this? Why is she stressed? -TS

I think she said something about the Board being a bunch of nimrods. That might have something to do with it. -SR

You three do realize that I can see you discussing me? I do not appreciate it. -PP

Sorry Pep. Thor, Clint, Steve, and Natasha, I need you to meet me at the car tomorrow at three. -TS

Not me? -BB

Sorry, Science Lord, I need intimidation. You aren't exactly the best at that. -TS

Ooh, Science Lord. I like that name. -DL

Thanks a lot, Tony. -BB

Wait, you want Steve for intimidation? He's about as intimidating as a puppy. -CB

You know, I could find that rather offensive... -SR

I don't need him so much as his name. Gotta remind the Board who exactly runs this company. -TS

Tony. Whatever you are planning, stop. Now. -PP

Too late. They already left. Something about an emergency board meeting that you werent invited to. I was supposed to stop you if you tried to leave, but I really don't see myself being able to. -BB

Well, I'm glad someone around here has some sense. -PP

Bruce! You have betrayed me! No matter, Pepper shouldn't be getting any more trouble from the board. -TS

You gotta admit, Pepper, that was really sweet. –DL

Ok Darcy's a keeper, just in case anyone was wondering! No one has ever called me sweet before. –TS