"Mamma mia... how the hell did we get ourselves into this one?" Mario asked as he and Luigi were tied up together inside Bowser's Castle, being lowered into a boiling pot of lava as King Bowser Koopa laughed triumphantly.

"Bwa ha ha ha! Neither of you will get out of my trap now!" Bowser boasted as he rubbed his hands together. "You two pesky plumbers are as good as dead! Like a bunch of pipe squeezers in the dead of summer heat!"

"Or, is it the bagel?" Luigi remarked as he let out a wheeze, with Bowser chucking a green Koopa shell at his face, hitting the lanky, human, green clad Italian plumber's nose.

"Can it, Mama Luigi! I don't want to hear anything from you!" Bowser growled as he heard a loud crash, with windows shattering as a shadowy reptilian figure was in the background. "Wha? What the hell?"

Bowser was then greeted with a kick to the face, with the kick coming from Yoshi, who had a yellow cape and a red cap on his head.

"Have no fear! Super Yoshi is here!" Yoshi remarked as he used his long red tongue to pull Mario and Luigi away from the pot, then spinning around using the cape to cut the two Mario Brothers out of the rope. "Yoshi Power!"

"All right-a!" Mario and Luigi grinned as they gave each other a high five, both of them standing next to Yoshi as Bowser growled, getting up to his feet.

"You think you're all that, huh?" Bowser scoffed as he jumped into his Koopa Klown Kar, snapping his fingers. "Well get a load of this!"

And then an epic battle ensued, with the Mario Bros and Yoshi dodging every sneaky attack Bowser had up his sleeves. It was a great battle, with Yoshi doing most of the work, because for being a glorified power up, Yoshi was awesome, and he was so awesome that the game should have been called Super Yoshi World and had Mario as the sidekick roll along with Luigi because-

"Wait wait wait, that's not how it went down." Dr. Hoshi remarked as he was having chicken tenders and french fries with Yoshi at Yoshi's House in Dinosaur Land, with it not only raining outside like that one eventful night years ago, but with Yoshi having done some renovations to make his house... an actual house, granted with it still having its iconic exterior untouched.

Yoshi stuck his tongue out at Dr. Hoshi. "It did from my point of view. Plus, it's been 23 years. Or 24 years, give or take. Cut me some slack."

Dr. Hoshi shrugged, shaking his head as he closed his eyes. "Whatever. It's your story, man." He then sipped his tea as Yoshi kept on glorifying himself on account of Super Mario World, even though it was called Mario World.

THE REAL END

Extra Note From A Very Exhausted Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yeah, I figured, it was Super Mario World's anniversary, and I wanted to update an ancient fanfic again, so I figured, why the hell not. Thanks for reading!