This is going to be the end of the drunk saga! hurray. I absolutely hated writing this. After this disappointing arc in the story, things can finally start being good again. I have struggled with writing lately. Urghhhh! Enough of that anyway. I know some of you did not like this part in the story and I am sorry. Later chapters will not be as pathetic and poorly written.

You should thank xXIyra16Xx for helping get this chapter out, because I had no clue on some parts of this chapter.

I do not own RWBY. Monty Oum does!

Please TRY to enjoy :P

"This is where he might get in trouble." Ozpin frowned, making his way to the tussling boys.

"Stay out of this shrimp." Cardin growled as he swung his fist towards the blonde. Jaune followed suit putting as much strength into the punch hoping to cause a world of pain for the school bully.

"You're nots teh bosssh of meh." He yelled back his speech slurred. Before their fists could collide with their targets they had both been forcefully been pushed back. Ozpin stood between the rivals his frown turned to a scowl.

"This is unacceptable behavior, both of you." The headmaster scolded, straightening himself up he turned and face the two teens, his voice low "Come with me."

'Punk, one day I'll get him…' Cardin vowed angrily as he glared at Jaune and followed the headmaster into the hallway, the music volume having lessened. Once they were in the hall Ozpin turned to face the teens

"Mr. Winchester," He started pushing his small glasses up. "Your attitude towards the other students is unacceptable. I have had many reports of your actions throughout your time here at this school and I am very disappointed in you"

Cardin shuffled nervously while Jaune laughed clutching his stomach, Oh thish ish too good. His mind thought still hazy from the alcohol Ren and Sun had told him to drink.

"Mr Arc" Ozpin addressed the blonde, who almost ceased his laughing, despite that a few giggles escaped every now and then. "Drinking on school grounds is against the rules and you will be punished for it. Not only that but you also started a fight with another student."

"I wash defending that girl!" Jaune protested with a look of disgusted etched upon his face. "Cardin was harassing herr"

"That may be the case, but you brought alcohol on school premises." Ozpin responded calmly.

Jaune hung his head in shame as Cardin snickered.

Ozpin let out a sigh his eyes softening at Jaune's position "You are fortunate that this is your first time getting in trouble Mr Arc; make sure it is the last. For now I suggest that you go home. Also no more alcohol on school grounds, understood?"

"Will do sir!" Jaune saluted and started making his way back to the dance where Pyrrha and his friends were waiting.

Ozpin smiled slightly but was quickly replaced with a deep frown returning his attention back to Cardin "Now Mr Winchester..."

Jaune giggled his way over to Pyrrha. "Pyr Pyr!" He cried happily, wrapping his arms around the slender girl from behind, nuzzling into her soft scarlet hair. The red head let out a laugh and spun around to face him.

"And just what have you been doing, mister?" She playfully pouted returning the embrace.

The blonde rubbed the back of his neck with his hand and grinned brightly at his girlfriend. "Sun and Ren made me do it, I swear."

Pyrrha eyed Jaune and smiled.

"Either way," She pulled him to the dance floor "You owe me a dance."

She pulled him closer as the music changed to a slow paced song.

"Anything for you princess," He rested his head on her shoulder as she nuzzled up to his chest.

Pyrrha couldn't help but notice the alcoholic smell that Jaune emitted. A small smile appeared on her face 'He seems happy... Maybe I should drink more often...' She thought. She closed her eyes and swayed to the music. Enjoying the moment with the person she cared for most in this world. As the song finished they both opened their eyes and gazed at each other. Jaune brushed a red strand of hair behind the girls ear and cupped her cheek. Pyrrha blushed and put a hand on his chest.

"You are beautiful." Jaune's spoke, his voice soft and loving.

"As are you," Pyrrha leant towards the tall boy and passionately kissed him. Jaune kissed back with equal amount of love. 'I wish the world would just stop right now.'

"Excuse me..." Someone interrupted.

Pyrrha and Jaune broke away and turned to the person with fire in their eyes.

"S..Sorry!" The girl apologised "Like, I just wanted to thank you for helping me out earlier... My name is Militia by the way." She shuffled on the spot nervously. Jaune lightened up as he recognised the girl.

"Don'ts worry abouts its, okay?" he smiled.

"Okay, but, like, let me pay you back." She stepped towards the blonde and kissed him on the cheek. Jaune's eyes widened and he took a step back

"Whoa, holds on there..."

"Why you little harlot!" Pyrrha screamed lashing out at Militia.

"Like, What is your problem?!" The girl shouted back. "He clearly can do better than you!"

"Hey Pyrrha, calmsh down," Jaune tried to intervene. Him being in his drunken state struggled to stay upright and got knocked back by the flailing of fists.

'Well Jaune! You tried.' His conscience told him.

"I did, didn't I?" he nodded slowly.

'Now you get to sleep.'

"Yeah soundsh likes a good idea me." He smiled and shut his eyes.

"So that's why Pyrrha and that girl were taken away by Ozpin." Weiss exclaimed as a small frowned appeared on her features. "Sorry to hear about your rough night."

"It's not your fault." Jaune groaned in reply. "No need for you to say sorry."

"I think it would be best if you and Pyrrha went home and rested. After all, it was a bad night for her too." The white haired girl explained.

"True..." He said, getting to his feet "I'll go and find her..."

"No need." A certain red haired girl spoke "I'm sorry for causing a scene..." Pyrrha apologised.

Jaune stepped towards her and planted a soft kiss on her head "It's fine Pyr." He smiled "Let's go home."

"Okay." Pyrrha nodded.

Pyrrha sat down next to Jaune and smiled "What do you want to do?"

"I don't know. Got anything in mind?" The walk home sobered the blonde teen up enough for him to speak properly.

Pyrrha's smile grew "Well... How about we drink?" She suggested, pulling a bottle of vodka from the side.

Jaune eyed his girlfriend "Oh no. You saw how I acted."

"But Jaune..." She pouted "We wont get completely wasted."

The blonde stared at her and sighed "Fine." He smiled a little "But not too much."

"Yay!" Pyrrha squealed happily.

Jaune took the bottle and uncapped it. He put the bottle to his lips and took a sip. 'Dear god vodka tastes like crap!'

"My turn." Pyrrha took a drink from the bottle and started to cough.

"Can't handle it?" Jaune teased as he rubbed her back.

"S..shut up." She put the bottle back up and drunk some more.

"Woah! Slow down Pyr." He snatched the bottle away from her.

Pyrrha scowled playfully "Is that all you are gonna drink?" Pyrrha stood up "I'm better than youu!" She sang before falling back into her seat, giggling. She threw her legs over the side of the couch and rested her head on Jaune's lap.

Jaune laughed at how cute she was acting "I think you are a lightweight." He smiled.

"Yeah? Well I think YOU are a lightweight." She laughed and raised her head "Jaune." She said in a more serious manner.

"Yeah?" He replied.

"I.. Want you..."

'What did she say?' Jaune stared wide eyed "Sorry? What was that?" He asked, unsure that he heard her correctly.

Pyrrha sat up and blushed "I want you..." She repeated.

Jaune sighed 'I want you too...' He thought "You are drunk Pyrrha..."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"The alcohol could be clouding your judgement and I don't want you to do anything that you might regret."

Pyrrha looked hurt "Do you not find me attractive?"

"What?! Of course I do." Jaune answered "Stop being silly."

"Then why wont you do it with me?" She frowned.

"Look. If you still want to 'do it' when you are sober then we can." He said with a stern look.

"Whatever." Pyrrha replied before going off to bed.

Jaune let out a sigh and shut his eyes.

I think I saved it near the end! Next chapter is a lemon lemon lemon lemon and more lemon! Just a lemon and no major story points.

Thanks for taking the time to read this and please continue to do so :D