A/N: I really am a huge sucker for an enthusiastic reviewer so I started writing more like the very second they told me to.
"Ruby! Get your scantily clad backside into the kitchen. We have customers waiting!" Granny snapped from behind the counter.
The brunette flipped her hair over her shoulder as she turned to shout back, "In a minute!" She grinned down at me again, "So, you were saying?" Ruby set her hand over mine and I bit my lip.
"I was uh, just saying that I didn't know what to do with the syrup. You said put it everywhere?" I'm blushing. Gosh darn it why am I always blushing. Why can't I just talk to her like she's normal? Why can't holding hands just be platonic.
"Yeah, just like this." She leaned over me, her breasts brushing my shoulder and the side of my head as she poured the syrup over my entire plate. I would have smiled at the little face she drew on my pancakes but I was trying to focus on not moving my head at all. I knew I could turn and kiss her, bury my face in her breasts.
"Ruby! Stop your flirting and move it!" Granny yelled. The spell was broken. Ruby set down the little carafe and went to attend to her other customers. I stayed as long as I could watching her work. Finally with no more food on my plate and my cocoa finished, I left.
"Good God not again." I heard the mutter from a little ways away but I couldn't focus. "Please tell me this isn't happening."
"More Ruby, more." I moaned, clutching her head to my chest as she suckled my breasts. Ruby clung to my waist, her fingers creeping not so subtly towards my waistband. "Yes." I gasped, "Yes please." I yanked her shirt off.
"Enough! Don't you two have any sense of decency?" A rough pair of hands stopped me from undressing Ruby, and the clack of handcuffs broke me out of it just enough for me to glare at him. 'Prince Charming' and his not so charming act was the one behind this? He was dressed in his cop uniform and I realized why it was that he was being so rude.
"Miss Luca, Miss French you are under arrest for public indecency, and disturbing the peace. You have the right to remain silent…" He droned on and on about our miranda rights. The moment he yanked Ruby away from my chest was the moment I wanted to kill something. David turned his head away as if my chest was a frightening beast and tugged my shirt back on.
Ruby whined, "Come on she wasn't hurting anyone." She stared at my barely clothed breasts with the same kind of hunger I felt burning in the pit of my stomach.
"What is going on in this town?" David exclaimed to the sky as he pushed us into the squad car. The moment he shut to door I lunged for Ruby. It wasn't the most graceful thing in the world, but it sated some of the burning desire as we gasped for breath between frantic kissing.
The deputy got into his seat and hunched his shoulders, tilting his head to try and block at least some of the noise. Judging on the way he was sitting, and his expression as he let us out a few minutes later, David wanted to cry. Outright sob at the indecency of this. Maybe he was embarrassed. I didn't think about it long. I had Ruby right in front of me, so why should I bother thinking about the dumb deputy that removed our hands from the equation.
Ruby nudged me back for just a moment and in a feat of dexterity she hooked her arms around her legs, freeing her hands mostly. She was still cuffed, but now she could hold me as we kissed. David plugged his ears as best as possible, and upon reaching the station he tapped on the door before opening it. I assume he thought we would be kind enough to pause. Not bloody likely with the hunger I felt for Ruby.
Good Lord if lust were a physical burn I would be charred from the inside out. From the look on Ruby's face when I was yanked from her embrace, she felt similarly. "Let us go you bloody prick! We've done nothing wrong!" I shouted, flailing a little as he yanked me off balance.
"I wish to god that were true." He sighed. David just stared up at the sky while he tugged me along. Ruby in the grip of his other hand. We could barely keep up with his fast pace. He put each of us in separate cells and for a moment I had hope, but he cuffed me to one side and Ruby to the other. We couldn't even touch ourselves if we got too desperate.
"You monster! I love her!" I shouted at his retreating back, "Let us go!" Ruby was no less vehement, reduced to snarls and yanking at her cuffs like she could just break the steel bindings.
David cringed and just covered his ears. Before he walked out the door he called, "I'll let you out in the morning."
"Please, please god tell me you're both decent and done." David called into the room, "I have seen far too many breasts that do not belong to my wife recently."
"Hmm?" I opened my eyes, and looked down at myself. I pressed myself to my hands where they were cuffed to the bars and did my best to button my shirt back up. "Oh Goodness what happened?!" I practically shrieked. Ruby jerked awake and I glanced over only to avert my eyes. Her normally scanty clothing was even less absent than usual. She had only a lace bra, and a mini skirt with no underwear to be found.
"I'll take that as a close enough." David sighed in relief. He walked into the station and unlocked us, staring up at the ceiling while he did. "At least you two are sane."
"What in the world does that mean? David what happened?" Oh good lord what happened? Why don't I have any underwear? Is that? I touched my neck and my eyes widened, "Is that a BITE MARK?!"