3rd July 1984…
Mr Hat and Garrison were watching Terrance & Philip
A door was being knocked; Dr Terrance walked into view and opened the door, revealing Mr Philip.
"Oh Hello Mr Philip!" Dr Terrance said
"Dr Terrance! I had a dream last night and someone that I should see a proctologist!" Mr Philip said
"Oh yes! Come right this way Mr Philip" Dr Terrance said, leading him to a bench to lie down on. Mr Philip pulled his pants down and laid on the bench.
"Right, let's see what the problem is then" Dr Terrance said putting on a glove. Dr Terrance lifted up the sheet from Mr Philip's ass
"Oh my god!" Dr Terrance shouted
"What?" Mr Philip demanded
"Well, there's a huge crack in it!" Dr Terrance informed
They both laughed
"Hahahaha, that's a good one!" Garrison laughed
"Terrance and Philip will be right back after these commercials" a TV announcer said
"Hey kids! Ever heard of Terrance and Philip?" a man said
"Yay!" the kids answered
"Ever heard of internet?" the man continued, a bunch of silent kids with a cricket playing in the background
"Well never mind that, but now, you can record everything you say and fart… on this vest" the man said
"Ooooh!" the kids said interested
"And send it to the internet!" the man carried on, the kids gave a blank face with a cricket again
"Oh heeelll yeah!" Garrison said excitingly
The TV cut to an interview of Terrance & Philip
"Hi I'm Terrance" "And I'm Philip" they said, farting at the same time and Laughing
"And we have just created the most useful invention since rocket science" Philip said
"Yup, because with this vest…" Terrance announced
"You can now "upload" your sounds directly to the "internet" with Maxintosh" Philip finished. Terrance turned on his Maxintosh and farted, they both laughed
"How does it all work?" Terrance asked
"Well, it uses magnetic tape to capture the waves of sound onto that tape, then it throws it into a modem which sends your words worldwide!" Philip answered
"Cool!" Garrison shouted
"Maxintosh, get yours today for only 29.99"
Garrison immediately calls the phone
"Yes, hello? Yes, I'd like to get one of those Maxintoshes!" Garrison demanded