Celebrity Chance School, the kids are just coming in to put their things away to go to class, Kathie walks down the hallway and hears Garrison's voice
"Okay, what's up everybody? I'm about ready to go undercover to alter the DABA and see I can expose any nasty little secrets. Oh wait, Kathie Lee Gifford is here, and I'm pretty sure she's listening in on my posts!" Garrison spoke on his Maxintosh
"…What hell are you doing?" Kathie asked
"Kathie, if you don't mind, this broadcast is for my Maxintosh listeners only… excluding you" garrison informed
Jonathan and Randy join them
"What's Maxintosh?" Jonathan asked
"Well, you know how we have the "internet" now, and we can type broadcasts sort of?" Garrison said
"…Yeah" Jonathan said
"Well, this device allows me send anything I say, to the internet, and everyone else using it" Garrison explained
"Wow" Randy said
Garrison deactivated his Maxintosh and turned towards Randy. "Now, what I'm going to do is try to removing my drug files at DABA and as side-mission, exposing any nasties!" Garrison said
"…You're okay with everything you say, go up on the internet?" Kathie asked
"Well, not really, but it certainly will prove I'm not uncool like you guys" Garrison said getting cocky
"Oh we're all gonna become cool one day, this is what our school is about" Jonathan corrected
"Oh, and you're gonna become a big heavy metal band?" Garrison asked
"Yeah, it's my destiny" Jonathan answered
"Well, I heard if you fuck up, you could become poor like Stuart McCormick"
The kids stay quiet, realising they've been outsmarted
"…Well…you could become a teacher one day with your knowledge" Randy complemented
"Dafuq? Dude I don't wanna become some faggy teacher!" Garrison said defensively
"Look, just how many people are using maxintosh?" Kathie asked
"Me, Mr Hat and Terrance and Philip"
Garrison's vest received a broadcast from T&P
"Say Philip, I think I have a crack up my ass!" "Where? Let me see! A farting noise is heard and they both laugh
"Eheheheheh! That was a good one!" Garrison giggled, the other kids walked away
Garrison held down a button and spoke "Okay, I'm currently heading down to my fourth grade class right now to do some maths maybe" he stopped holding the button and walked to class