3:17 3rd July 1984, the neighbourhood
A pimply teenage Chinese man walked up to Jerome's house and pressed the doorbell; Jerome's father walked up to the house with a broomstick and opened the door. "Oh herro, my name is Ru Kim" he said, he then gave a disturbing one tooth smile and lifted his wrists. "Oh, thank Xenu!" the Chinese man was confused "Xenu?" "Yeah, I thought you were an inspiring spider asking for tweefiddy again" Jerome's father said. "Oh, wait I get it. I just want to see if you would like to know the truth!" the Chinese man said giving a disturbing smile again, Jerome's father simply walked away, Jerome himself walked up to him. The Lu Kim was confused "…What is it you're asking?" Lu Kim renewed his mind and restarted. "Herro there chirudren, my name is Ru Kim, how would you rike to know the truth?" Lu Kim finished, Jerome was enthusiastic "Sure, I love the truth" "Okay, well I am Jehovah's Witness, and I berieve that people who follow the bible are wrong" "Oh, well, what's Jehovah's Witness and what's the bible?"
"Sir, I berieve the truth, I was once rike you, I didn't know religion to berieve in, but then I let Jehovah into my heart"
"Oh no thanks, but don't you know that Xenu might be watching?"
"…What's Xenu?"
"It's part something I call Scientology"
"Scientology?"