Tai: "Before I get this chapter started…"
Aka: "T-man is going to be uploading new chapters for the One Piece story less often."
Tai: "Thank you for interrupting me Aka."
Aka: "You're not mad?"
Tai: "Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?"
Aka: "Butterfly."
Tai: "Anyway, Aka is right. I've been busy working on my Bleach one-shot, my Young Justice story, this story, and with personal life things. So, yeah. The Forest Man Arc is going to be updated less frequently. Sorry."
Disclaimer: Taiski does not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or any other media mentioned in this story. Taiski does own the Ocs in this story.
Bobobo: The Rise of The Octavia
Chapter 3: The Hunters
"What?" Beauty asked. "Who are they?" "I'll tell you." Everyone turned towards the new voice. "Mr. Softon!" Beauty exclaimed. "What are you doing here?" Jelly asked. "I came to tell you that the organization that slaughtered this town, is the same one that eliminated the last pockets of the Chrome Dome Empire." Softon said.
That was something that no one in the group, excluding Softon, knew about. The same group that slaughtered this town, eliminated the remaining Hair Hunters? That made no sense. "That makes no sense." Beauty said. (I didn't know you could have echoes in written stories.) "Beauty's right," Gasser said, "If this Legion of The Octavia wiped out the Hair Hunters, then why would they slaughter an entire town." "Removal of the competition." Everyone turned toward the new…er voice, revealing…
*Screen suddenly switches to Channel 46*
[We see the Sea Cucumber, in it's natural habitat…] (What? How did?… Aka!) (What!?) (You're sitting on the remote!) (Oh, that's what it was! I thought it was my Bumble Bee figure.)
*Screen switches back to the original program*
Revealing a man in his twenties. He had, short, light pink hair messily drooped over his head. His left bangs were cut longer then his right ones, covering his left eye. He wore a red muscle shirt, camouflage pants, and black boots. To his left there was a stick figure with a brush style mustache, holding a tomahawk, and wearing a Viking helmet. To the pink haired man's right was a grey skinned guy with a white number one on his chest. He had almost no features. He looked like he was wearing a full body spandex suit. The only features he had were fingers. In front of the pink haired man were a glowing ball of light with a steel sword and lead cube orbiting it and a teddy bear wearing black shades, green overalls, and red rain boots.
"It was our duty, as the mighty Octavia's loyal hunters, to remove from this world, the incompetence that was the Chrome Dome Empire." The grey skinned man preached in a Christopher Walken-esc voice. "If that's the case," Gasser asked, "then why did you slaughter this town?" The pink haired man merely smirked as if Gasser just asked the stupidest question in the world. "Why you…" Gasser was interrupted by a blur that rushed at the enemy.
It was Don Patch. And he was ticked! He jumped at the pink haired man, the Don Patch 'Sword' drawn, and struck down. "Your dead!" He shouted. "Twin Blades…" The pink haired man said before two Arabic swords appeared in his hands. He quickly disarmed Don and kicked him into a nearby bus. "Don Patch!" Bobobo and Jelly cried out.
"You dare dishonor the legacy of the swordsmen by using a green onion?" The ball of light said, obviously offended by the Don Patch 'Sword'. "Stand down Brian." The pink haired man commanded. "But. Bagora…" Brian started. "Brian, remember what happened the last time you argued with Bagora." The stickman interjected in a Brook land accent. If balls of light could give people the finger, I'd say that Brian was giving it to Bagora.
"Yuk, Brian." The grey guy said. "Kill the kids. Bagora, Chip and I will handle the others." "You got it One.1!" Yuk replied. "Always get the boring jobs." Brian muttered. They charged toward Beauty and Gasser, the latter stepping in front of the former to protect her.
"Fist of Goddess Blabs-a-lot," Softon said. "Majesty of the Autumn Leafs!" He kicked Yuk in the head, sending the stickman right into Brian resulting in the both of them flying into a building. "Good job Softon!" Bobobo complemented. "Those two are idiots!" The grey guy shouted in anger. "I, One.1, however, am not!" He then slammed his fists together in front of his chest and shouted. "Cross-Copy!"
One.1 was instantly replaced by five similar looking men in a flash of light. They each were different due to the fact each of them had a different symbol on their chest. The first had a number one in a circle. The one to his left had the number two on its chest. The one to the first one's right had the number three. The ones on the left and right end had a triangle and a ladybug on their chests, respectfully.
"Super Fist of the Nose Hair! Dengakuman Shot!" Bobobo shouted as he threw poor Dengakuman at the One.1 clone at the far right. "Number three!" Triangle chest exclaimed in panic. "Then who are you?!" Beauty asked the clone with the three on his chest. "Oh, I'm number one." He answered simply.
"Chip, the rest of you, we are going to finish this now." Bagora commanded. The six of them ran at Bobobo, Don, Jelly, and Dengakuman at once. "Look out guys!" Beauty shouted. "Super Fist of the Nose Hair!" Bobobo shouted. "The Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog on Disneyland!" The four posed epically, Bobobo was holding a trombone like a gun wearing a Ninja Turtle costume. Don was holding a black pinwheel in a pink Power Ranger outfit. And Dengakuman was in a Wolverine costume, with a rose in his mouth, and standing on Jelly who was tied to a chair with a toaster duct taped to his face.
The Hunters were sent flying backward with a gah on there lips and a thud with there landing. "I give that land a 5.4." Jelly said.
Tai: "That was cool."
Aka: "Why did the clone get knocked out from the Dengakuman Shot?"
Tai: "When someone clones themselves, they're strength is spilt evenly between the clones."
Aka: "Oh."
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