"I've done it; I've totally gained their trust. Now all I need to do is alter the file on my use and expose their drug input. Let's hope I don't get found out as a whistle blower before I know the answer" garrison announced, T&P were eating at a shakey's pizzeria.

"Who could that possibly be?" Philip asked

"I don't know, Philip" Terrance responded

"So uh, how do I start this thing?" garrison asked while sitting at his Macintosh

Mr Mackey pressed a simple little button and it started up, making garrison feel stupid

"Oh" he replied

"M'kay, now everyone has file of images. People who have yellow squares mean they are carrying drugs; people who have red squares are using drugs. Those people are the ones we gotta track down, M'kay?"

"M'kay, uh, what colour is my file?" garrison asked, realizing the mistake he made

"Wha?"

"Well, you know. Herbert Garrison must have a pretty colourful file, right?" Garrison escaped

"Oh, yeah, this kid has been using drugs alright!" another employee spoke

Garrison looked up the file, and had a good long stare at it in order to assure the others he wasn't a whistle blower.

"Hmmm… well I believe that that is actually Bullcrap!" Garrison corrected

"I beg your pardon?" Mr Mackey asked, surprised

"Look, I know a drug when I see one, that is actually water, moulted apple seed, and solid harmless chlorine sugar!" Garrison explained quickly

"Yeah, you tell 'em, Mr Garrison!" Mr Hat added

Mr Mackey was speechless, but easily gave in to garrison's explanation

"Change it over, M'kay?" he finished

"Sweet!" Garrison whispered. "Now for my side mission!"

"Hey uh, do mind telling me how you would know what drugs are looking like?" Garrison spoke in an imperfect grammar

"Oooh, well, there's a secret to the central computer machine" Mr Mackey

"But you wanna know how it's all done? I guess I could show you" Mr Mackey said, walking down the hallway up to big metal doors

"But I warn you, this is top-secret. Nobody has ever been past these doors and been able to keep their hearts running from shock" Mr Mackey reassured

"Oh, so the Central Computer must be something terrifying, huh?" Garrison assumed

"That's right" Mr Mackey said

"Now, I going to show you how we know, and everything's going to be A M'kay. M'kay?" Mr Mackey

"Okay, I get it!" Garrison said, frustrated at Mr Mackey's constant M'kays

Mr Mackey presses a button and the doors slide open, Garrison walks in in stumbly pattern, he looks up "oh… Jes-us… Christ!" his mouth gaped, Mr Hat had fainted, or his arms really dropped, and his eyes gaped. Completely shocked, he was looking at Jesus hooked up to a machine

"How do you think we're able to determine if someone is using drugs? How do you think we're able to know what scotch is?" Mr Mackey said

Garrison whipped out a whistle blew it extremely hard

"Okay that's enough! That's enough! I just infiltrated your company and removed my bad files… PERMANANTLY!" Garrison said

"What the?" Mr Mackey said

Garrison ripped off his wig "I AM Herbert Garrison! And I've got bad news for you! This is all being broadcast on a tappy fan writer and on Terrance & Philip's interview, via Maxintosh!"

"Now that everyone knows what you're doing to Jesus, you're all going to hell, all of you! Goin' to hell! You go to hell and you're gonna die!" Garrison shouted

"You should have escorted me out when you had the chance, now everyone knows the horrible truth and everyone's gonna think I'm totally cool!" Garrison finished off, Mr Mackey was speechless