The next day…
Garrison wept over and over, his mother came in
"Herbert, what's wrong?" Mrs Garrison asked
"It didn't work, mom! I infiltrated the DABA, and I was a whistle blower and everything, and I thought that everybody would be super-pissed off because of what they're doing to Jesus Christ. But nobody cares about it! Nobody cares if our lord and saviour is locked up to a big horrible machine!" Garrison cried out
"I know what they're doing to Jesus, Herbert. But they're keeping us human and not homeless hippies" Mrs Garrison assured
"Well, now you just sound like everybody else!" Mr Hat turned around and called out
"Look, Mr Hat, tell Herbert he'll be okay" Mrs Garrison told him
"You'll be okay Mr Garrison, you'll be okay" Mr Hat said, trying to cheer him up
"Would you like some hot chocolate instead?"
Garrison sniffed "Sure… thanks mom"
Moments later, the doorbell rings. Answers the door, in his pyjamas, which revealed to be Jerome
"Hello there children!" Jerome said
"…Hey Chef" Garrison said
"Sir, how you like to know the truth?"
"…the FUCK are you talking about, chef?" Garrison asked
"It's time to let go, Garrison. Let Xenu into your heart!" Chef said
"I'm sorry… but I don't really change my religion, I'm Christian, and I'm keeping it that way. M'kay? M'kay." Garrison responded calmly
Garrison watches TV for a few seconds, but the doorbell rings again.
"Oh, god. What now?" Garrison said, frustrated
He opened the door, a big lump of body sat in front of him and a big head came down, surprising the hell out of Garrison
"Hey, Can I borrow 3 dollars and 50 cents?" he asked
Garrison, speechless, pointed over to Jerome's house.
"Hey, can I borrow 3 dollars and 50 cents?" he asked Jerome's father
"…Oh hell no! You ain't haven any of my tweefiddy!" he rejected
Garrison walked back to the sofa, and laid on his belly on it and sipped hot chocolate, which suddenly splashed into his face and the cup crumbled to pieces. Garrison felt a tingling sensation as if he'd drunken LSD, he looked at the TV and it exploded, the whole house wobbled.
"…Drugs are bad, okay?" Garrison said
The End