Tai: "Fun game time!"
Aka: "Oh! I love games!"
Tai: "The game is, guess where the references in the story are from!"
Aka: "… A~w! I wanted to play DDR."
Tai: "You can look through all the chapters and even the prologue one-shot. Post your guesses in the reviews. Those who get a right answers get a cookie."
Aka: "DISCLAIMER!"
Disclaimer: Taiski does not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or any of the media mentioned in this story. Taiski does own the plot of this story and the Ocs in this story.
Bobobo: Rise of the Octavia
Chapter 5: Stealth is (Not) Key
Last time, Bobobo and his merry bunch battled the Octavia's Hunter A Squad. They fought hard, but were ultimately victorious due to the treachery of the hunter known as Lick, who was a giant lollipop. Now, let's rejoin our heroes.
"Lieutenant!?" Beauty exclaimed. "That's right," Bobobo said as he put the finishing touches on his 'Bacon Rocket'. "Years ago, he led five hundred Hair Kingdom troops to victory." Bobobo then clicked the launch button, sending Nerve and Hecker into the sky on the 'Bacon Rocket'.
Lick walked past Bobobo before speaking. "The King sent me in to keep tabs on the Octavia, from the inside." "Then," Softon asked, "you know their base's location?" Lick nodded. "It's two miles east of here." He turned. "Follow me."
BAM!
Don Patch slammed Lick in the head with the Don Patch Sword. "Don Patch!" Beauty shouted. "Why'd ya hit him?" Gasser asked. "I deserved that. Don't be mad at Donnie." Lick defended. "But he just hit you." Gasser argued. "Kid… have you ever been betrayed by someone close to you?" Lick asked. "I betrayed Donnie's trust long ago." Lick's words brought a silence. One that lasted for most of the group's walk to the base. Lick had them stop a few yards distance from the building.
It was a solid castle of steel and concrete. The three guard towers around the perimeter were mounted with cannons and search lights. The top of the walls had barbed wire wrapped around them. To put it simply, the base was a battle station. "How do we get in?" Jelly asked. "I'll cause a distraction at the front gate," Lick said, "that'll let you guys get through the back, that gate over there."
"But," Dengakuman asked, "what about you?" Lick turned. "I'd only get in your way. The Octavia are far stronger than I am." Then he bolted. Past the gate, toward the front gate. There was an explosion soon after Lick was out of the gang's sight. "Bobobo!" Beauty cried out. "We have to…" "There's nothing we can do." Don said. Jelly followed Don toward the front gate, but they were blasted by a laser beam.
"Nice shot BB." said a muffled voice from the top of the fortress wall. When the gang looked up, there was no one there. "Down here." alerted a squeaky voice. Standing between the gate and our heroes were four, I guess you'd call them, guards. On the far right was a man cosplaying as a Storm Trooper holding a ArmaLite AR-18 rifle. To his immediate left was a spherical robot with four bladed legs and an antenna. By the robot was a cubic version of Dengakuman, minus the point with the ball on his head, holding a Roman Gladius. And on the far left was a KISS fan with goggles on.
"Why you!" Don Patch yelled as he jumped at the cosplayer. "Heh. Like shooting fish in a glass." Cosplay-man said, aiming his gun. Suddenly, Don Patch started to listen to music on an iPod he got of nowhere. This confused the Star Bore, which Bobobo used to his advantage, slamming a coffee table on his head. "Ow!" the guy (what? I'm bored with making fun of the guy's appearance) said. "You'll pay for that!" "Send me the bill!" Don shouted as he punched the guy in the gut and sent him into the gate. "Rusher!" Dengacubeman exclaimed. He ran past Dengakuman and stood by his fallen comrade. "Are you ok?" "Y-Yea…"
"Baaaabyyy!" Not-Eric sang. "That was COOOOLD!" "Can I fight this guy?" Gasser growled. "He's annoying." "Have you finished your homework?" Bobobo asked dressed as a stereotypical '50s dad. "I don't have any homework!" Jelly shouted dressed as in a schoolgirl uniform. "Why don't you let me do what I want!?" Gasser, to save some brain cells, attacked Mr. Simmons-impersonator. "Gas Grenade!"
The spumante sphere soared straight at Fake Paul. He, however, saw the stink ball coming and countered it. "Super Fist of XSTREM! Car Flying in Space." A car fell from space, landing in front of the goggle head, blocking the Gas Grenade.
"You'll never beat me, rock-less rocker," He sang, "music is power!" "Piano!" Jelly Jiggler landed on the emo shaped as a piano. The Cube guy was freaking out at how fast the gang had defeated his comrades. "Rusher, Max Dola, they were the strongest out of us." He said. "No matter, as long as Bug Borg is still able to fight…" No sooner had he said that, Bug Borg was on the ground.
"All right Cube-me," Dengakuman, dressed as a mafia boss mugged, "tell us everything ya know." "I am Smasher, brave swordsmen and ranked front guard number four." Smasher stated with pride. "I'll tell you nothing!" "I'd say he said a lot already." Beauty deadpanned. "Wait," Softon said, "Did you say you were a front guard?" "That is correct." Smasher answered. "But Lick said…" Gasser started. "Lick?" Smasher asked. "That clever *Censored*. He made himself a distraction to let you get in."
Bobobo lifted Smasher by the head. "Tell us how to get to your bosses, or else" Bobobo commanded, the last part coming out as a growl. "I'll never Talk!" Smasher shouted in defiance. "Not when we're done with ya." Jelly, Don and Bobobo cackled.
Tai: "Done!"
Aka: "Wait, what?"
Tai: "Done with this chapter."
Aka: "Oh."
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