Tai: "This is where…"
Aka: "NO SPOILERS!"
Tai: "But.."
Aka: "NO!"
Tai: "…Meanie…"
Disclaimer: Taiski does not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or any of the media mentioned in this story. Taiski owns the story's plot and the Ocs in this story.
Bobobo: Rise of the Octavia
Chapter 6: First Comes the Lightning
KA-BOOOOOM!
The wall to the front gate's left was blasted open by the Bo-tector's throwing of the front guard, Smasher, straight through it. "Well," Bobobo said as he climbed though the opening, "that was a waste of time." As the others climbed through, Softon asked, "You mean interrogating that guard, or you smashing the wall when there's a door beside it?" "Well obviously," Jelly, dressed as a pre-Madonna, said, "he meant the wall smashing." "But we didn't get any information out of Smasher." Beauty argued.
"Uh, guys," Don tried to interject as Beauty continued to argue with Jelly. Dengakuman was attempting to get Gasser to watch him balance three plates on his head via stick, also ignoring Donnie. "So, Softon," Bobobo asked, "what do you think we're up against?" He and Softon also were ignoring Don Patch as they 'strategized'. "Guys." Don tried again. "GUYS!" Don finally shouted. The others turned, Bobobo, Jelly and Dengakuman armed with scary weapons. "What is it Sunny-D?" Bobobo growled. "Look up ahead." He said. The gang turned and gasped at the sight before them.
In front of them stood two twenty-foot bronze framed olive wood doors with carvings of violent thunder storms covering most of the wood. The bronze door handles looked like compasses, but the needle was sculpted so it always pointed north. The walls around the door had tube-shaped neon lights patterned to resemble bolts of lightning. A faint booming could be heard on the other side of the grand door.
"I have no idea how we missed that!" Bobobo exclaimed. Softon walked up to the door and reached for the handle. "Softon, wait!" Bobobo called out. To late, from above the door frame emerged two turrets. They aimed and fired, directly at Jelly Jiggler. "Guh!" he cried out in pain. The doors then slowly opened, revealing… A dance club. Seriously, a dance club. One with blacklight and random colored bulbs, multicolored dance floor, assorted chairs, plywood bar with stools, DJ corner, karaoke corner, stereo speakers and a disco ball. At the left side of the room was an office cubicle, for some reason, and a small aquarium.
"Ok," Beauty said, "this is a little confusing." Bobobo and the other Wiggin boys had rushed to the dance floor. Before they could party, however, they were suddenly stuck with a lightning bolt. "Guh!" they exclaimed. "Guys!" Beauty cried out. "So," A voice spoke out from the speakers. "You are the ones that are attempting to overthrow the mighty Octavia."
"Who said that," Don asked aloud, "Where are you?" From the cubicle emerged a man. He was a perfect example of the stereotype of people who work in cubicles. He wore a suit, a tie, glasses, and had his hair neatly trimmed. "I'm Angry Business Man." He said. "I am one of the sixteen elite solders that serve directly under the great Octavia. In the aquarium is my partner, Squid Grunt." The aquarium's lid opened and out jumped a little orange squid-like creature. He was the size of a beach ball, had stubby tentacles, a horn on his forehead, and a face that resembled a certain squid alien surgeon from the future.
"We serve the first of the Octavia." Angry Business Man informed our heroes. "Wait," Softon said, "Before we fight, how are you ranked?" Business guy thought for a second, deciding whether he should compile with the swirl head's request. Finally, he spoke. "Well, at the highest rank are the Octavia." He started. "Following that, are the Elite Solders. Then the front and back guards. And, at the bottom rank, are the Hunters. Understand?"
"Thank you." Bobobo said from behind ABM. He had snuck up as Softon had distracted the enemy with his request. "Nose Hair Swipe!" The business man fell harder than the stocks of 1929. Squid Grunt scurried to the Karaoke corner. "Master!" he cried. "The intruders just defeated Angry Man!" From the Karaoke corner walked out a teenage boy, no older than Beauty or Gasser, wearing bell bottom pants, tie dye shirt, silk scarf, visor-shades and DJ headphones. "Did they now?" he asked in a tone somewhat similar to a one of looney bin inmate.
Tai: "And, chapter end."
Aka: "Wait, what about the fight?"
Tai: "As I was trying to say at the beginning, this chapter is more exposition then action."
Aka: "But. But. But."
Tai: "Hush now."
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