Tai: "Before I start this chapter, I have something I need help with. You see, I have three story ideas in development, but am having trouble deciding which I should start first. I've put a poll on my channel. Tell me which of the options you think I should start first."
Aka: "Yeah! Action chapter!"
Tai: "Dude!"
Disclaimer: Taiski does not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or any of the mentioned media in this story. Taiski does own the story's plot and the Ocs in the story.
Bobobo: Rise of the Octavia
Chapter 7: When Lightning Strikes Twice (or Three, or Four)
The air was tense as the first Octavia member stood, facing our heroes. He had no readable expression on his face. That probably had to do with the fact he wore visor-like sunglasses. He stretched his arms, straightened his snow-white hair, and yawned. "So," He asked, "Are y'all gonna make the first move? Or am I supposed to?"
[at the same time]
In a dark room, standing in front of a TV screen, seven figures stood. Four were sitting at a horse shoe shaped table. Two were standing at the back of the room. The last was hanging from the ceiling. They are the seven other members of the Octavia. They were watching the battle unfold. "So," The biggest figure, who was standing, spoke in a gravely voice, "Is he really ready for this kind of assignment?" The figure at the head of the table said. "Regardless of whether he is or not, the enemy will defeat him. We will see if he can weaken them." The figure on the ceiling chuckled. "He can't even do that. All he does all day is sing karaoke and download new songs." "I'd suggest you watch your tongue. He has the most natural talent out of the lot of us. He will manage." The second standing figure threatened. "He has to…" the same figure said to himself.
[back to the battle]
Bobobo and the Wiggin Specialists rushed at this seemingly novice enemy, dressed as ducks (are you even surprised?). The boy merely stepped to his left and the idiots ended up tackling poor Squid Grunt. "Guys, stop goofing around!" Beauty scolded. "He could attack at any moment!" Instead of attacking, like Beauty said he might, the Octavia member started to laugh. He was laughing at Bobobo's crazy antics. "Man," he said, "Y'all are hilarious! Why do we want to get rid of ya?" To be perfectly honest, this kid seemed completely harmless. "Kid." Softon asked. Said kid turned towards the ice cream man. "Yes?" "If you're supposed to be one of the Octavia, then why haven't attack us yet?"
The boy cocked his head in a confused way. "Well aren't ya supposed ta introduce ya'self first when ya meet new people?" he asked. "That boy makes me so proud." Bobobo said in his creepy female voice, "Always well-mannered." The boy walked over to the bar and got a drink. "So," he asked, "Who are y'all?" Jelly Jiggler walked up to the boy and got himself a drink, obviously mimicking him for fun. "I'm General Jelly Jiggler." He said. Dengakuman, perched on Jelly's shoulder said, "I'm Dengakuman." Softon introduced himself as well as Beauty and Gasser. Bobobo and Don Patch tried to introduce themselves at the same time, resulting in them fighting. Beauty Introduced them in their place. "Now," Gasser asked, "Who are you?"
"Well, thanks for asking," the boy said, "My name is Sal. I'm also known as the Storm of the North. I'm the Octavo* Octavia." "Then…" Don Patch started. "Yeah, I'm considered ta be the weakest out of the Octavia." Sal said, kind of depressed by the fact. "That's strange," Beauty stated, "you don't seem like a bad guy." Sal blushed at Beauty's comment. "Well shucks ma'am," he said (Sal has a southern accent btw), "I don't know what ta say." "You can say why you aren't trying to kill us." Don said, more like ordered.
"Ta be honest," Sal said, "I'd rather sing or party than fight." That seemed a bit suspicious, and Bobobo expressed that by throwing a slice of cheese at Sal. The cheese hit him in the center of his chest, staining his tie-dye shirt. Sal stared at his shirt for a second before responding in a way that most would consider overreacting.
"Super Fist of the Northern Lightning, 50,000 V Shotgun!" Lightning formed around Sal's arm before being fired at the Bo-tector. Quickly, Bobobo used Don Patch as a shield. He then threw Don at Sal. "Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Burnt Rice Ball Pitch!" Sal was knocked over by the attack, but stood up.
"Well," he said, "I guess we'll have ta fight. It's a shame, I really like y'all, but I can' t let ya pass this room. So, I'm gonna use my… Wait! Hang on! This is my favorite song!" Sal had been wearing headphones this whole time, so he must have been listening to music the whole chapter. (What's that? How did he know what the gang was saying? Simple. He can read lips.) He started mimicking a guitar player as he mumbled the song's lyrics. "99 red balloons. Floating in the summer sk…" "Bobobo Slam Hammer!" Bobobo shouted as he slammed Sal in the head with a hammer, breaking the boy's headphones.
[at the same time]
"Oh no." the figure on the left side of the table uttered in a fearful tone. "He's gonna kill them now." The figure to the far right side of the table voiced. The guy on the ceiling snickered, "This is gonna be a good show." The second figure standing, however, seemed worried. "Sal. Don't over do it."
[back to the battle]
There was a long, suspenseful pause as Sal processed what had just occurred. His broken headphones laid on the floor, the music faintly playing. He turned to Bobobo. "Bad move hair man." he said, voice dripping venom. Sal grabbed Bobobo by the shirt and threw him, over his head, straight at the wall. Bobobo merely bounced of the wall, then the ceiling, then the floor, then the other wall, then… well you get the idea. "Super fist of the Nose hair," Bobobo said from behind the bar in a bartender uniform, "Jelly Jiggler equals Flubber." Indeed, Some how, Bobobo replaced himself with Jelly Jiggler. I don't know when or how, but I'm not questioning it. Jelly landed on Don, knocking them both out.
Electricity began to flow out of Sal, his face showing he was ticked off. "Y'all beat my subordinates, trick me into lowering my defenses, and butter be up with empty complements." He expressed, "That I can forgive. I can even forgive ya staining my shirt. But what I can't EVER forgive is someone breaking my Headphones! Super Fist of the Northern Lightning, 400 Million Volt Wave!" Bolts of lightning randomly shot out from Sal, hitting everything in the room. "Ah!" Beauty cried in pain as one of the bolts hit her. "Beauty!" Gasser shouted in panic, catching Beauty before she hit the floor. Jelly and Don were repeatedly hit with bolts of lightning, but Bobobo and Softon dodged them with relative ease. Bobobo then released that Beauty was hurt.
"Ok. Sal, you've gone to far!" He growled. "Beauty was never part of this fight…" Sal jumped at Bobobo, aiming a lightning bolt at his neck. "She was part of this fight the moment you let her come here!" He shouted. Bobobo barely dodged Sal's lightning charged jab before leaping back. "Sal," He started, "Your headphone were special to you. I get that, but that gives you no right attacking people I rage." "You have no idea how special those were!" Sal screeched. "You have no right to tell me how I should act!" Sal ran at Bobobo, both arms encased with electrical energy. "I'll kill you!" He shouted. "Here and now!"
"I understand you're to angry to understand reason.' Bobobo said. "I'll just have to force the lesson on you." Bobobo charged at Sal, nose hairs drawn. They ran closer and closer, until finally. "Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Ultimate Avengers Issue #500!" Bobobo flew right past Sal, holding the said comic book (Copyright Marvel Comics/Disney). And Sal went down. The Gang didn't have time to celebrate, for they all rushed to see how Beauty was holding up.
Tai: "Cliffhanger!"
Aka: "Why!?"
Tai: "No comment."
Aka: "I'm gonna read the rough draft for the next chapter now. Kay thanks Bye."
Tai: "No you're not Aka! Get back here!"
Aka: "Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop…"
*Octavo means eighth, asin eighth place, in Spanish
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