Tai: "Ok, Aka. I'm updating the Bobobo story."

Aka: "Yay!"

Hara: "Tai. He's back."

Tai: "Who? Hey, you're need to wait! I'll update the One Piece story when I get the chance to."

One Piece Oc: ~Sighs and walks off~

Tai: "Ok DB. Go."

Disclaimer: Taiski does not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or any other media mentioned in this chapter. Taiski owns the Ocs and the story's plot.

Bobobo: Rise of the Octavia

Chapter 9: Wild Winds Lead to Raucous Waves

Last time, Bobobo and friends were introduced to MAT-POP, the second of the Octavia. This guy/girl was strange. He sent his Elite Solder, Wes Western, to heal Beauty and bring the gang to him. He told the gang that he did so to make sure the Charge Conductor didn't attack them.

"Who's he?" Jelly asked. "The Charge Conductor is the leader of the first four Octavia." MAT-POP said. The heroes were confused by that. The first four Octavia had their own leader? How did that work?

"I can see that you're all confused," MAT said, "I'll explain if you want." The gang all sat at the picnic table and MAT began. "The Octavia's ranks are separated into three groups, based on our powers and abilities." he said, "The lowest ranking Octavia ar as follows, Sal, me, the Sexta* Octavia, and finally the Charge Conductor." The gang nodded telling they understood. "We are known as the Cāra dika kartā^," MAT continued, "Each of us use Super Fists…"

"That represent the four directions on a compass." Softon finished. MAT clenched his teeth when Softon interrupted him, but he quickly regained composer. "That's right!" he said cheerfully, "Now the Cuarto+ Octavia is a special case. He wasn't originally part of the Octavia. He got his rank as part of a contracted pact we made."

"With who?" Gasser asked. MAT turned. "If you survive fighting me, you just might find out!" MAT-POP raised his arms and shouted, "Super Fist of the Western Wind, Turnabout Gust!" Immediately, an intense wind rushed from behind MAT-POP, pushing grass blades, wild flowers, and our heroes back.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Bologna!" A large chief popped out of nowhere and caught the gang. Bobobo's strange attack also stopped the gust. MAT-POP's Elite Solder, Yolk, appeared beside Gasser. "High Speed Striker!" he flew right at Gasser, but was blocked by Softon.

"Fist of Blabs-a-lot, Silver Moonlight!" MAT-POP was shocked. "A follower of Blabs-a-lot?" he thought, "This group maybe tougher than I thought." Wes jumped at the group (the giant chief disappeared when you were reading MAT-POP's thoughts). "Fist of the Pharaoh," he shouted, "Guardian Bast#!" The aura of a woman with a cat's head appeared behind Wes. He threw his fist at Don Patch.

"Two can play with cat toys." Don said before tossing a toy mouse to the left. The aura woman chased after it, leaving Wes open for Don's roundhouse kick. Wes and Yolk landed beside each other. "Wes," Yolk said, his voice sounds like Wolverine, "it's time." Wes nodded. "Combination Attack!" they both shouted, "Mega Rush, Neith's% Five Hundred Swarming Children!" Yolk flew forward, soon followed by five hundred bees that matched his speed.

Bobobo smirked. "That won't work. Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Picnic Dessert!" Bobobo threw Jelly Jiggler to the picnic table. "Bobobo!" Beauty said, "That's ants not bees." But the bees tackled Jelly, leaving Yolk to be swatted by Bobobo. "How are they so strong?" MAT thought. He walked to his Elites and knelt beside them.

"Rest," he said, "I'll handle them." "Master…" Wes began. "No arguments." MAT said firmly. When he stepped to the gang, he placed his hands in front of himself. "You are formidable," he said, "I'll have to fight seriously now." Bobobo wore a black costume. His face was stern and his hand was plowing into Don Patch's head… Yeah, this is getting nowhere.

"It's over Bobobo!" MAT-POP shouted, "Super Fist of The Western Wind, Wild Windstorm!" The wind scattered all over the place. Bobobo and Don Patch stood tall, ready to challenge this weather head-on! … Ok. The truth is they were hit by a tree branch and fell on their butts. They were doomed. "I beg to differ, Mr. Author." Bobobo said. The Bo-tector held his hands in a familiar pose. He began to chant. "Ka. Me. Ha. Me. HAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A mighty beam of light fired from Bobobo's hands and hit MAT-POP into the mountain side.

"You fool!" Don Patch scolded dressed as a certain alien prince, "Where is your pride? We do not use such cheap tactics!" And the goof balls began to reenact a scene from the famous anime. But MAT-POP burst out of the rubble, and he was tick off! How will Bobobo and friends defeat a man who could survive an attack such as the Kamehameha? We'll find out next time on Dragon Ball GT, I mean Bobobo: Rise of the Octavia.

Tai: "Are you happy now Aka?"

Aka: "Maybe…"

Tai: "Also, Aka is going to cameo in a Bleach fic I'll be writing later."

Aka: "Oh really?"

Tai: "Yeah. I'll see you guys later."

*Spanish for sixth as in sixth place

^Bengali for 'The Four Masters of Direction'

+Spanish for fourth as in fourth place

#Bast is the Egyptian goddess of cats and the guardian of children

%Neith is the Edgyptian goddess of creation, war, and hunting who's sacred animal is the bee

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