Tai: "Ok Aka, the next chapter is here. Will you please calm down?"
Aka: "I make no promises." *kitty face*
Tai: "Ok DB, your turn."
Disclaimer: Taiski does not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or any other mentioned media. Taiski owns the Ocs used in this story.
Bobobo: Raise of the Octavia
Chapter 10: Rock and Roll, Spin or Slam
MAT-POP stood in front of our heroes, laughing so hard even the Joker would be like 'dude calm down'. "Was that the best you can do?" he said, "I had harder attacks hit me in the schoolyard!" Bobobo, dressed as Phoenix Wright, shouted in rage. "You sir, are a ped.." POOF! "What?" MAT-POP asked aloud. "Sorry Poppy-seed," a new voice said, "but Bobobo has another appointment." "We, however," another new voice said, "are free." MAT-POP turned towards the new voices. "Oh," he said, "it's you."
[With Bobobo (And no. I'm not going to let you know who those new people were, at least not yet)]
POOF! "…o" Bobobo finished. "Hang on." Softon said, "Where are we?" Bobobo and the idiot trio looked around. Then, dressed as Dorothy and the other characters of 'The Wizard of Oz', answered. "Are we in Kansas?" Beauty was about to scold them for their antics, but…
"So, you are the Bobobo I've heard so much about?" The gang turned to the new voice. They saw the new place they were in was a battle arena. It was carved entirely out of stone. The floor was covered with sand as well as rocks of all shapes and sizes. There were also stone ramps, pillars, and slides scattered about. The spot they were standing in was the only thing not like that. It was a marble square, big enough for ten people to stand in. the owner of the new voice was, a stone block.
Well, to be fair, he wasn't exactly a block. He was shaped like one of those talismans from Jackie Chan Adventures. Only, on the front of him there wasn't a picture of an animal. Instead, there were the words 'FATE' and 'DOOM', written exactly like I typed them in red. He had Don-Patch like limbs, only his shoes were grey and his gloves were more like biker gloves. He stood on the tallest of the stone pillars, arms crossed in front of his chest.
"I vas vondering when you'd be arriving." he said in a cross between a German and Russian accent. "Why'd you bring us here?" Don-Patch asked. The stone guy thing gave a confused look, which was impressive, considering he had no face. "I have no idea vhat you're e'vering to," he said, "you vere the ones that poof-ed here. But, regardless, you managed to defeat two of my students. And for that, I must break you."
Bobobo, dressed as Rocky Balboa, attempted a retort, but was interrupted by the rock guy thing lifting his hand, which sent Beauty and Dengakuman into the ceiling. They weren't crushed, just sent into an opening in the ceiling. "Bobobo!" she shouted. "Beauty! No!" Bobobo shouted back. "Where did you send them?!" Gasser shouted.
"Into the ceiling," the stone joked. Gasser growled and, just as he was going to fire a gas grenade, was hit by a speeding something. The something turned out to be a wooden top with Don-Patch like limbs. "You're little girlfriend isn't hurt, macho man," it said in a Cajun accent, "She and that white thing would have been killed sooner or later." Bobobo appeared behind the top and, instead of acting goofy, gripped it until it started to crack. "Bring Beauty back," he said in the most threatening voice anyone had ever heard, "NOW!"
"Full Body Sliding Attack!" Bobobo was hit in the leg by a green ball with antenna, legs and the kanji for red written on it. "You ok Gyro Topper?" it asked the top in a Jamaican accent. "I've been better." Gyro Topper answered. The stone thing landed between its two subordinates. "That is it!" he shouted, "No one hurts my boys and lives!"
"Oh no," Gyro Topper muttered, "uncle's pissed." Gasser stepped back a bit. He would have commented on the fact the top had said the stone thing was his uncle, but now he was worried about Beauty. Jelly, Softon, and Don stepped in front of Bobobo to protect him from the three enemies. The green thing had caused him to possibly break his leg. So, it was up to them to face off against the trio of opponents.
"So," Jelly asked, "which do you think is the Octavia member?" Don didn't answer, he was to busy trying not to lower his guard. These guys were a lot stronger than the previous trios they had faced before. "The one in the middle is a lot stronger than the other two," Softon said, "I didn't even sense his presence until he jumped down from the pillar." "So," Don said, "if we focus on him, we could finish the other two easy?" Softon shook his head. "They're pretty strong to." he said.
"Spin and Slam!" Gyro Topper shouted as he spun directly at the three heroes. Jelly Jiggler intercepted the attack with an attack of his own. "Super Fist of The Wobble Wobble," he shouted, "Sweet Sugar Kick!" The jelly man delivered a side kick to the spinning top, pushing the both of them back. "Softon's right Don-Patch," he said, "we can't take them lightly." Don-Patch glared at the green ball. If he couldn't defeat this thing, then what would happen? Would his friends die? Don's brain tried to come up with a solution to his current problem.
"Aaaaaah!" he shouted as he arbitrarily charged the enemy. "No Don-Patch!" Softon shouted. The stone thing chuckled and raised his palm. "Super Fist of the Eastern Mountain," he said calmly, "Three Spikes Within the Catacombs." Three stone spikes erupted from the ground and extended towards Don-Patch. "Don!" Bobobo and Jelly shouted, "Look out!" Splat! The world slowed down for the remaining four heroes. Did Don-Patch get impaled by the three spikes? Was he dead? The answer was…
No. Don-Patch was alive. The spikes were sliced in half, the points laying on the ground. Don-Patch stood atop the stubs, the Don-Patch 'Sword' in his hand, but now it was covered in red and gold metal, the end looking like a beetle's horn. And he was wearing armor. On his shoulders were circular pads, both red, with small gold scorpions on them. His shoes were replaced with red metal boots and his gloves were replaced with red gauntlets, decorated with gold wasps. On his back was a red dragonfly shaped jetpack of sorts. And on his head was a helmet, designed to look like a red and gold locust.
Everyone else stood in awe as this new DO-Patch hoped off the stone stubs. The stone man, whose name is Pearson by the way, stepped up to him. "And," he asked, "who might you be?" New Don turned to Pearson. "Oh," he said in a nonchalant tone, "just a passing by Gaichū no senshi."
Tai: "Wow. This is getting interesting, Isn't it Aka? … Aka?"
Aka: *Is over whelmed by Don's new appearance*
Tai: "Ok. This is going to be a big fight. So, I might have to take a month at most to write it up. I'll try to have it up faster than that, but I can't make any promises. I'd like to thank all you guys for being so patient with me. That is always assuring for a writer to know his readers are understanding."
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