Once again I will begin the entries. My apologies for skipping yesterday, me and mew where...otherwise occupied. I will make up for the lost day by doing two entries, as will mew.

yesterday...one of the worst days of my existence. It started out wonderful- I woke up and it was completely, utterly, peacefully, BLISSFULLY...silent. It was just the same as any other day, I went outside to take care of my morning duties...when suddenly SHE was there, in my face. And thus it became the most awkward, humiliating moments of my existence. Why, you may ask? Well only because mew decided to pop in as I was urinating. And she did not leave when she realized she was invading my privacy, no, she simply floated away and waited not ten feet away! That was only the beginning of a series of horrible events...

about...eh, an hour or so later,as I went to catch some fish for dinner, I did not even have time to react before she shoved me face-first into the cold, murky pond water. She giggled relentlessly, the high-pitched sound giving me a headache due to my enhanced hearing( hey, I have that too! Shut up, mew.). She did not stop for a good ten minutes, and by that time I had dried off and was scowling at her furiously. Who can blame me? I look horrible when I'm wet- white fur is not ideal. She has it easy- she gets a little water on her big deal she gets to be a darker shade of pink. When I get wet I become grey. GREY. I suppose I am slightly lucky, for my fur is much thinner then hers. It also dose not puff out as hers when I wake up in the morning. She looks like a pink Cotten ball in the mornings!

Gosh, now I'm getting off track..I need to stop spending time with mew... Anyway, then.. When she was no longer amused by dunking me in the dirty pond water,she-for not the first nor the last time- took to darting around my cave, emitting her high pitched 'mew!' Every few seconds. For the first time, I got to see mew wear herself out- she fell asleep. Only bad thing was, she fell asleep on my bed.I had to sleep on the floor that night. Not a good experience to have had.

I suppose I did promise two entries per pokemon, so that's one down for me...here is today's entry, again, from me...

I woke up with my back absolutely aching due to having slept on the cold, stone floor last night. I could hardly stand without wincing. Though it appears mew slept well,as she was sitting up in MY bed, staring at me with wide eyes.

...but she was also blushing.

...what was wrong with her anyway? I asked the question only to get a shrug, and she instructed me to look away. Without knowing why, I did so, but caught a glance at her anyway- the entirety of her crotch and legs where soaked. Did she wet? My eyes snapped open- not in my bed!a deep breath confirmed it was not urine, but what it ACTUALLY was may have been worse. I suppose I will be having to make a new bed... Yes, it is likely exactly what you are thinking of. If you don't know, it's a three letter word. I am leaving that subject there. The first thing I did was confront mew, though she simply avoided my gaze and was for once without anything to say on the matter. Nothing else of interest happened today,

YAYAYAYAYAY ITA MY TURRRN! Mewtwo said I have to do two one for today and yesterday! THAT MEANS I GET TO TALK MORE! yAaaaaaaY!

Soo yesterday was pretty darn , I woke up and I really had to pee. Like...BAD. but it's ok though cause my bed is like right next to the little go-through-thing wall thing that leads into the trees veins, so I just rode a bubble to the closest landing and went there. I think I almost popped the bubble though with how much I must have been bouncing Hehehe. then I played around with the babies a little bit, but they're still way too young to really do anything so it wasn't much fun. So I decided to visit mewtwo, cause he always gets up a little later on Sundays anyway. SOO, I teleported to him and he started to blush. Like, really bad. I don't think I've ever seen him blush before. Or have I? Maybe. I don't remember. Anyway, so I kept hearing this like water noise and so I looked down and saw he was ACTUALLY going to the bathroom, so that must have been why he was blushing like that. Even though I've seen a boys private parts, I figured he wasn't the kinda person to appreciate it when someone is hear him while he pees so I left him alone.

I followed him around for the rest of the day, but I think it was funniest when I pushed him in the pond. He was trying to do something, but I saw him almost STAB a magikarp! Really! I swear I saw it with my own two eyes! (Mew, it's called fishing.. ITS CRUEL!) so I shoved him in, and he got sooooo mad. His eyes started glowing blue but I don't think he noticed but I did, so I settled for just giggling. Mainly because it was sooooososososo funny that I couldn't stop. Anyway so I followed him back to his cave, and started flying around.

I did that for a while until I sudden was really tired so I went to sleep. I don't think he liked that I slept on his bed though...

Sooo I have to do two right? Correct. Okay!

I really dont wanna write this part, but mewtwo says I have to...so...I woke up and my legs and the blanket beneath me where all wet..I knew I hadn't wet the bed, because I had never done that before and it wouldn't be...sticky...It had Happened to me before but the fact that it had happened in MEWTWOS cave, and his bed too...I just wanted to cry! Then he woke up, and saw I was looking at him.. He asked what was wrong, but..I just couldn't tell him! I told him not to look at me as I got up, and I hope beyond hope that he didn't...I would be so humiliated...i...I don't wanna write anymore!

My deepest apologies for mew. She flew off, crying. I believe I must go help her, so if you'll excuse me..We will greet you all..next time. Goodbye.