Credits

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Directed by

Phil from Produce

Edited by

Phil from Produce

Produced by

Phil from Produce

Catering by

7-11 on Yale road

Corky's Liquor Bin on Yale road

McDonalds on Yale road

Credits by

Fabulous Flea

Promotional Consideration Provided by

Urchin's lube for Seamen everywhere

And who's gonna clean it up?

Condoms

Wern't used when I was born...pretty obvious, right?

Disclaimers

The Little Mermaid was Written by Hans Christian Andersen and is in the public domain. the 1989 disney adaption, and 2000 sequel is owned and created by Disney.

Animaniacs & Tiny Toon Adventures and subsequent characters of Yakko, Slappy Squirrel, Skullhead Boneyhands, and Fowlmouth were created by Tom Ruegger & Sherri Stoner and are owned by Warner Bros.

The Maury Povich show was created by Maury Povich and is owned by Mopo Productions.

Pinocchio was written by Carlo Collodi and is in the public domain.

The Accord Automobile & name is owned by the Honda motor company.

Carmen Sandiego was Created and owned by Broderbund Software.

Peter Griffin was created & Owned by Seth McFarlane.

Howdy Doody was created by E. Roger Muir, and is owned in part by NBC, and the Detroit institute of arts.

None of these names have been authorized use in this fanfic, nor do i take any profit from this fanfiction.

Ariel's wardrobe provided by

The Undersea Clamshell bikini Corp.

Riko's Wing Care by

The Aquaharpy Actors Guild

These lame credits

Written while i drank about 3 or 4 budweisers.

Edited Credits

After 12 hours of Sobriety

Edited Credits Again

After a 7-hour shift on September 13th, 2014.

Executive Producer

Phil from Produce

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Copyright (Not really) 2014

P.M. Productions

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(You're supposed to stop the videotape now.)