Trouble

in

Little

Konoha

Welcome to the introducation of the Chan Clan in Ryoshu No Kage Oni Senshi.

"AAAAAYYYYIIIIAAAAA!" yelled Unkle(AN: i am using this spelling for his name from now on) as he drew the attention of his Nephew and Niece.

"What is it Unkle?" asked Jackie as he looked to the old chi wizard, who could only point to the window he was looking at.

"i-its, i-its..." said the shocked uncle, before his eyes turned into stars. "A Ghung Xhai Tea shop!"

across the street there where a total of eight face-plants from the Haichi oni clan, which drew a questionible look from our blonde hero.

"Really Unkle, a tea shop?" asked a the only girl that came with them.

"Now, jade. Unkle has not traditional chinese tea in a long time... not since our trip to visit your parents." said jackie chiming his niece.

before anyone could speak, unkle's Chi-o-matic went awry as it compose started to spin and pointed toward the Haichi-oni family and naruto.

for the chan family they saw three very formilar faces.

"Valmont is that you, Jackie told me that you went to new Yourk." said Uncle looking at the tall blond man with a goatee. "and Oooone more thing, why did you grow a mustash?"

shendu decided to keep his mouth shut on this one. but it was Jade that was looking intentily at Hsi wu, who had gained a nervous smile.

"have we met before? you look kind of familiar." said jade squinting her eyes looking at hsi wu. (please note he looks like an older version of his human form since Jade is now in her teens aswell)

"..." Hsi wu could not say a thing since he could not help but take in the beauty that Jade had become in the past four years.

but it was Jackie that wore the shocked expression as he saw Xiao Fung in his human form.

"WAAAA XIAO FUNG!"

"brother you knows these three?" asked naruto as he tilted his head to the side.

"unfortunitly." said Xiao letting out a tired sigh as he rubbed his temples.

then three men who were carrying the chans' luggage, walked up behind the family that they now worked for.

"Wow, V-man. I thought you said you went east coast, but not this far east, eh fellas?" said a pale skin man with red hair, wearing a white dress shirt and a gold pendant.

"yeah." said the tall dark haired man with a bandage on his nose.

"Cool look, Mr. Valmont." said the leather jacket chinese man, as he took in shendu's look that was nothing more then a black dress suit and black under shirt that was unbotton at the top, while wearing a pendant of his dragon statue form.

"I AM NOT VALMONT, YOU SIMPLETONS!" yelled shendu as letting out some fire in his shout.

"you know the last time i saw Mr. V. breat out fire was..." said Fin as he looked over to Ratso

"When he was..." said Ratso as he looked to Cho

"possesed by..." said the terrified Cho.

"SHENDU!" the trio shreiked as the jumped behind Jackie.

"haha what a bunch of losers hahaha." laughted naruto as he cluched his sides at seen the three grown men act like terrified girls infront of a mouse or cockroach.

"Now Hunny, that is no way to treat one's old enemies or allies." said Bai tza as she gave naruto a slight wack to the back of his head.

"yeah, yeah, bai-chan lets hurry up, i'm hungery and i want to see Po-nee and Ayame-nee-chan and tell them about my mission." said naruto wanted to leave soon. but it was not ment to be.

"HSI WU!" yelled jade as she did a flying kick to the former imp demon, who skillfully dodged her attacks.

"nice to see you too, Jade...-chan." said Hsi Wu with a slight smirk at seeing jade's face light up like a chirstmas tree. but still had to dodge her kicks and punches.

while this was happening unkle stood there in shock at seeing the humanized demons, he did not now how to deal with such a thing before now. though he did the only thing one can truly do in a situation like this, he fainted.

this caused the ones that were fighting or simply conversing with each other to turn and look at the now fainted unkle.

"is he ok?" asked naruto as he looked to the man wearing the blue sweater.

"I believe so... but i am not so sure."

"well Ichiruka ramen stand is around the corner we could get him some jasmin tea." said naruto as he took notice of unkle sitting up straight at the mention of jasmin tea, causing naruto to jump back a bit at how fast the old man sat up.

"Oh, what i nice boy you are. but why are you in the company of demons?" asked unkle casting a glare toward haichi-oni family.

"so, what about it?" said naruto as he gave a glare of his own toward the old chi-wizard.

"Aiiya. Little boy, they are demons, the most evil of evil. they show no mercy to anyone." said Unkle as he gripped naruto by his shoulders. "Oooone more thing. are you Naruto Uzumaki?"

this caused naruto to smirk as nine shadow khan amerged from the shadows one from each tribe.

"I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze; the Uzu-Ryoshu of Uzushio, the lord of all ShadowKhan, and the Nineth Elemental Sorcerer!" said naruto as he created a vortex of the eight elements, while his shadowkhan bowed to him.

Unkle could him not help but notice that he did not sence any malice from naruto as he used the demonic chi/chakra. it was quite buzzar for him since he took into account that even the demon sibblings; though they may have as much evil energy as they did before when he, jackie, and jade re-sealed them not so long ago, they felt almost human now.

'hmm, this boy managed to almost purify the demonic chi of shendu and his brethern...' he thought as he notice how close the dark skinned white haired amazon that had drapped her arms around naruto, figuring it must be Bai tza since he could not find a over weight woman he would guess that would be Po kong (he would be disappointed in that guess.) seeing a tall man with dark blue hair wearing a jonin vest with just a mesh shirt underneith, while pair of dog tags hung loosily from his neck with the trigram of thunder, then looking toward a overly build man with a chunin vest with a small black muscle shirt, and forest green cameo pants with a long dark bown sash with a buck of the earth trigram. while he took notice of the older looking 'Simore' as he wore a necklace with the sky trigram, but the man that wore a simply formal robe with his hair tied up in a knot, talking to woman wearing a jonin vest with raven hair and bright crimson eyes, and Shendu scolding the three ex-black Hand members.

'Bai Tza of Water, Tchan Zu of Thunder, Dai Gui of Earth, Hsi Wu of Sky, Tso Lan of Moon, and Shendu of Fire... but where is Po Kong of Mountain?' he thought as naruto dragged the newly formed goup towards he favorite dinning stand.

upon entering the chans were greeted by two lovely young women, a tall burnette and a small lilthe twin piggytail ravenette. (think Kimiko from Xaiolin showdown)

"evening Naruto." Ayame said as she soon blushed as Dai Gui walked in behind naruto, with a small smile and blush, she softly said. "hello Dai-kun."

blushing at the way she greeted him Dai gui could only nod a greeting as he could not trust his voice at the moment.

"Hey Naru-chan" greeted Po Kong with a bright smile watching her baby brother and family walk in, but her bright smile turned into a noticible frown as she watched a few people she thought she would never see again. she pour a lot of distain in the next word that left her mouth. "Chans."

"hey Po-nee-chan, could i get 3 chicken ramen, fallowed by 2 Miso?" asked naruto as Po Kong only nodded and went to work.

"what about you dai-kun?" asked Ayame as she watch Dai Gui turn a very notice dark hade of red. as he leaned over to tchang to whishper his order.

annoyed with his brother bashfull behavior when dealing with the young woman across the counter.

"Dai gui asked if he could get 4 beef and 1 order of pork ramen." he said with a slight glare towards his younger brother, which soon turned into a wicked grin, not like the his elder brother's grin dai gui knew his brother was going to do something to embarass him. this only caused Tchang's grin to grown in size. "and also he was wondering if you could open your mouth as far as you can without showing your teeth."

confused by this request Ayame did so, which only lead to a few reactions.

Hsi wu, Xiao fung, and shendu. who all were taking a sip from their respective drinks, inhaled a good amount of water at ayame's preformance and soon began a coughing fit.

Bai tza who had been snacking on a stick of pocky, dropped her newly addictive snack, while Po Kong who had been in the back preparing Naruto's order made a loud crash, fallowed by chinese curses and swears at her big brother's cruelity.

Tso Lan and Kurenia who had each taking a sip of a newly open bottle of red dragon wine that he had saved from his time back in china a few hundred years ago, spewd said vintage wine across the table on to naruto, who turned his glare from the former moon demon and genjutsu mistress to the eldest of the wayward family.

as for Dai Gui... well lets just say the lights are on but no one is home, as his face was completely red with a slight nose bleed.

"brother Tchang, i would much appreciate that you do not make up false quests for your own sick, twisted, and preverted pleasure." said Tso Lan as he used a servette to wipe what was left of the red wine from his mouth. "Ayame-san, I apologise for my brother's crued request, as he clearly made you do an erotic act with out your knowledge."

confused by tso lan's apology she asked for clarification form the former demon.

"-sigh-. my dear, Tchang had requested you to mimic the same actions one does when preforming oral pleaser to one's lover. in this case what a woman does for the male lover." voiced Shendu while taking in the morified look on the girls face before it turned into one of female fury as she turned to Tchang, who felt a chill run down his back just before he grew a good size lump on his head, courtesy of Ayame's stainless steel lattle; which now had a newly formed dent added to nine other dents. (mostly from naruto.)

"hentai no baka." she said while she looked to Dai Gui who had found his cup of tea more intressting than the current situation at hand, while still sporting a great deal of blush on his face. "Here is your order, Dai-kun."

while passing a servette with a note written on it to which he read after eating his first bowl which knocked him out cold with a wide grin on his face.

naruto being the ever curious brat he was took the note from his brother's hand.

'for a proper demonstration,

give me a call

XXX-XXXX

Ayame

xoxo'

understanding his brother's reaction he could not blame him, but that did not mean he was going to let dai gui just date the young woman, who had been like a sister to him growing up. oh no, he was going to have his little talk with him, with that mental note in mind, he was also planning to get back at tchang's little joke that ended up with him covered in second hand wine.

-time skip-

as Naruto and his family walked through the front doors he was welcomed by and overly excited haku, who swung around naruto's neck with cheerful laughter.

"why so cheerful, haku-chan?" asked the younger blonde of the group.(remember shendu is blonde too)

"just happy to finally have a place to actually call home, and it is all thanks to you, Naru-kun." she said happily as gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"naruto-koi, who is she?" asked a slightly annoyed Bai, looking to the young burnette hanging off of her husbands neck.

noticing the tone in which his wife voiced her question knew that he was on very, very thin ice, but being the trickster that he was could not help but pull the prank on his darling wife.

"Bai-chan met Haku-chan i met her on my mission to wave, Haku-chan i would like you to met Bai tza. the woman, who moved in and tries to rape me every morning, so if you see me running around naked or atlest pants-less, just know it was a failed attemped of her trying to get laid." said naruto as he quickly replaced himself with tchang with a body-switch jutsu who took an extremely hard hit to the back of head as his face as not imbedded into the hardwood floor a good 3 inches. "and thus showing a woman, who wants but also cannot get the 'D'."

with that said and done naruto took off up stairs to the master bedroom.

"NARUTO WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I WILL BE GETTING MY SHENU SHENU!" yelled the former demoness as she turned into a jet of water that seemed to quickly flow upstairs at such speed they could hear the water smashing against the hard wood door, fallowed by the girlish scream of naruto being drowned in the water. "I SAID I WANT MY SHENU SHENU, AND BY ALL THAT'S UNHOLY I WILL GET MY SHENU SHENU!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" was naruto's respounce.

Tso lan looked over to Haku and Zabuza with an apologetic expression.

"i apologise from my sister and her faincee's behavior, she has been... isolated from physical needs for quite a while. 800 years or so be correct." he said, but last part was shared mentally amoung the Haichi-oni sibblings.

"oh my." said the embarassed haku as tried to hide her blush behind her sleave.

"well... damn, she must be like the land of waters now, with Naruto-sama as her husband-to-be." said Zabuza with his own blush on his face, but not due to embarassment, he was thankful that the bandages covered most of his face.

"aah to be young again." said Po kong with a nostalic play across her face.

this caught Zabuza off gaurd, but still didnt stop him from voicing his question.

"arn't you, like 13?" asked Zabuza with a questionible look but ignored Hsi wu and shendu wave their arms back and forth while shacking their head side to side.

"I have you know, that i am the oldest woman here, and also the third born." said Po Kong with a sickly sweet smile. "further more, if you are asking for my age..."

not needed to finish the threat, Zabuza understood the message clear as day.

"As much fun as this is, i believe we should turn in for the night. Naruto-kun has a council meeting tomorrow discussing something to do with that blasted Uchiha." said Shendu as he turned to go to his room as did everyone else, while Dai Gui went to the greenhouse as he enjoyed the sleeping outside or in this case the earthly smell of dirt and plants.

-over to the chans-

"Jackie!" yelled Unkle as he came out of his meditation with the look of shock on his face.

"what is it Unkle?" asked Jackie as he rushed over to the elderly man.

"i had a vision!" said unkle with a look of horror. before it switched to an annoyed one. "i for saw three future outcomes."

"the first vision, i for saw a golden dragon coming down from the heavens, bringing forth the paradise among the world of man. the second told me of an ebony dragon bathed in blood of the all life on earth, as it brought forth the armies of hell. the final vision was clouded by shadow, the only thing shown was a great beast and the great eye..." said the chi wizard as he drew out the great eye on a piece of paper.

"what is the great beast and the great eye?" asked the youngest of the chans.

"i could answer that sensei." said Toru as he looked to the others. "legend goes that the great beast was a creature that was big as a mountian, with ten mighty tails that could level or creat mountians, or make vast oceans with a single flick of one of it's tails. this creature was said to be sealed away by the sage of the six paths, who later before his death created the Nine Lords of the tail, the Ichibi, the Nibi, the Sanbi, the Gobi, the Rukobi, the Nanabi, the Haichibi, and finally the leader of them all the Kyuubi. they where created by the great eye that the sage once had, and eye that gave the user mastery of the five prime elements; earth, air, fire, water, and lightning, and the four sub elements; Wood, Metal, and the Yin-Yang elements. or simply life and death elements."

Unkle looked to his student with a bit of praise in his eyes, as toru knew much about japanese mythology.

"that is correct, and from what was told to us not long ago, young naruto is the vessal of the kyuubi, so his power the elements he has gains form the demon sibblings only increase, i could only hope, that no harm or misfortune falls upon that young boy. such a terrible life he lived..." said unkle as he refected on the visions he witnessed, he knew that the three visions shared one thing in commen, and that was naruto uzumaki namikaze was in the center of it all. 'that boy is much like is name, a maelstrom. only time will tell which of the three will come to pass.'

-next morning-

naruto wished he stayed in bed this morning, since it was just the Civilian Councile wanting to complain about something again.

"Uzuryoshu-sama, we wish for you to lift your... order of having team 7 doing nothing above a C-rank mission." requested Gunta Jin a civilian member for the cloathing district.

"is this a deman or a request?" naruto asked as he leaned forward in his seat to hear the man more clearly since he had the habbit of mubbling as he talked.

"it's a request." said the man.

"good, then the answer is No." said naruto as he joyfully took in the furious looks of the civilian members. "and before you, start acting like chickens with thier heads cut off, let me clearify. this is a punishment for Kakashi Hatake, who's disregruad for the safety of his team, and also falesifying a report to say it was a B-rank mission which it was an A-rank one, along with the fact that the only thing the Genin of team seven know happens to be tree walking, compared to say Teams 8 and 10, all of which learned both tree and water walking, along with some elemental control, none of which team 7, which happens to be genin sakura haruno and Sai. Sasuke Uchiha knows only one fire jutsu, which was taught to him before his family's massacure. Now tell me if it was anyother team that had done this would you still have brought me here, on my day off... or is it because of the Uchiha? choose carefully because your position on this Councile truly depends on your answer."

after a moment of silence, to which naruto's grin spread acrossed his face as he would enjoy their reactions next.

"i see, so thats the case uh? well i guess i must talk with the hokage and my cousin before the next meeting. Nanashi!" said naruto as he summoned the leader of the samurai-khan. "Invite my Cousin to dinner, along with his wife, and any neices or nephews i may have."

bowing before sinking back into the shadows, naruto turn his attention back to the councile, showing a fanged grin which sent shivers of fear down their spines.

"remember honored members of the Konoha's Civilian Councile. your position here is a gift, and like any gift it could be taken away. Since i have more say then the hokage, i could disband the Civilian Councile if they think they could order the Hokage, my Cousin, or myself around... i do believe that would be a topic of discussion at dinner tonight." said naruto as he taped his chin in thought. "who knows, tomorrow you all might be out of a job."

disappearing into the shadows, leaving the shinobi councile with wishfull looks and the looks of dispair on the civilain's was satisfying.

after the shinobi councile left, leaving the elders along with the civilian councile behind.

"Danzo-sama, what must we do? if the demon brat decides to disband the civilian councile, then the pull of power falls towards the hokage and the shinobi." said one of the fat civilians.

thinking over the possible outcomes Danzo knew that anyway of making this his favor, was next to nothing by this point.

"i say play along for now, until we can get things in our favor. which is doughtful since the fire lord and the boy seem to be on good terms with one another." said the bandaged man. "i will use my ROOT to find any infomation to us against the boy or his Cousin. thought one thing is for sure, if the councile is disbanded it will ruin all our plans."

not knowing that a pair of red glowing eyes that were watching them from the shadows, slowly faded way.

-hokage office-

after showing the old man, what his shadowkhan had seen through a shadow gate. Sarutobi was not one bit pleased, and he could see the look on naruto's face as he had a plan to take care of them.

"sigh- alright my boy, lets hear it. i know that look from what your mother had when she was younger."

"lets disband them before the chunin exams. that way if the uchiha does anything dumb; which he will. then we can just pull him from the shinobi program and have him up on treason. hell we could even do the same with danzo, if we wanted to." said naruto as he toyed with a senbon needle.

"thats the thing, Naruto-kun. it is more trouble then it is worth. with all the paper wor-" said the elderly hokage before he was cut off by the young blonde.

"you know it would cut the paper work in half by doing so." said naruto as he saw the slight smirk on the old mans face. " and Ooone more thing, i also know the secret to beating said paper work."

with speed equal to that of might guy with out his leg weights and unlocking all eight inner gates, the hokage was on his knees infront of naruto as he grabed on to the boys ankles, pleaded to know the secret to defeating the bane of all kages.

"fallow my dicision and i will give you what you want most dear, Jiji." said naruto with a voice so smooth and dark, it was all but making the deal with the devil to the hokage.

"ANYTHING!" was the old man's desprite pleae, not seeing the small glint in naruto's eye as he said two words that would forever scar the old man.

"Kage. Bunshin." and as if the man's will was made from glass it broke, as he got to his feet and walked to the porate of Minato.

"you mother fucking bastard, you god damn good for nothing cocky son of a bitch! you knew this all along and did not tell me!" yelled the man before he went to sit in his desk as he took out a note in the third draw, that had a circle with the words 'hit head here.' this was fallowed by slamming his head into his desk repeatedly. "stupid, stupid, stupid."

seeing that talking to his grandfather figure anymore was not going to happen, naruto decided to go for a walk.

-END-

Next time,

the Lion and the Fox; reunited.

sorry for the late update i was on a roll with THE RENEGADE and i tend to get sidetracked with new story ideas.

also Kaiju Rinnegan, i am not annoyed. i enjoy answering reviews from my readers. the only thing i am annoyed about is that i can not send a PM to you since most of your questions, actual give out alot of infomation i would like to keep from other readers, if there was a way for you to send me a PM then i would answer any and all questions you may have for any of my stories.

until next time.

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