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We were walking in the forest when Mewoth jumps in front of us. "ya know traveling with you lugs is an honor and a privaleige" said Mewoth. "Pika Pika!" (hmph!). "you still dont trust Mewoth yet?" Ash asked. "pika pikachu!" (thats right not one bit!" i almost laugh. that was the 1st time i saw Pikachus hostile side. "give Mewoth a chance" said Ash. Mewoth then starts to cry happy that we trust him. "those are tears of an honest pokemon..." said Cilan. "yeah!" i said. "sni-vy vy!" (but hes a liar!) Pikachu nods at this. "cmon now Serina dont be trippin!" i said. "thank you guys so muCHHHH!" Mewoth says as he is knocked over by a wild Purloin. "ahhh! a purloinn!" Cilan says. i grin at that. me and Cilans brothers were the only ones who knew why he was scared of Purloin. My grin then turns to anger as i watch Ash scan with his pokedex. i then see Mewoth with hearts in his eyes. "ohhhh! someone in love!" i said. "yo okay Cilan?" Ash asks. "i once had a run in with a Purloin but it was just awful!" Cilan said. 'what happedned?" Iris asked. "dont even ask.." Cilan said. "oh i know!" i yell. "dont tell them!" Cilan said pleading. "it all started when-" i began. Cilan then grabbed a hold of me and covered my mouth shut. "dont Fiona please!" "Cilan was taking a shower at our sleepover and-" i began. "DONT!" Cilan yelled. i got a bit scared at his outburst and grinned. "dont worry baby i wont...but you are gonna do what i say!" i said slowly stroking his face. "yes mam..." he said looking down.
Mewoth then helps up Purloin. "excuse me doll but why were you in such a hurry?" Mewoth asked blushing. "Purloin pur.." (i need your help!) "Purloin needs our help!" i said. "dont fall for Purloins cuteness" Cilan said. "nonsene!" mewoth said. "snivy!" (hey lookk!) we all then look up to see a huge flock of Tranquil. They then use gust on us. "uh uh! they gonna mess up my heir!" i cry. Ash then calls out Ossawatt. "water gun!" said Ash. "Serina use leaf tornado!" i yell. "pikachu use thunderbolt" said Ash. the tranquil are wwashed with water gun, folled by a shocking thunderbolt and are then blown away by a harsh leaf tornado. "what a relief" Iris said. "yeah my hair is still lookin hot!" i said sroking it. "all that maters is that Purloins okay" said Mewoth. "purloin loin" (oh thank you i appreciate it!) "ya mean it honey pie? it was no biggie" said Mewoth. He then blushes. "ossawatt ossa ossa" (hey there cutie) "not you too ossawatt!" said Cilan. "hey stay away! im gonna protect her! wanna rumble?" said Mewoth. "yeah! a fight!" i yell. "hey cut it out!" said Ash. We then go to a river side. "purloin loin purloin" (those tranquil took me as a theif!) "purloin said that the tranquil took her as a theif" i said. "thats a lie!" Cilan. "Cilan just because the purloin you met-" I began but Cilan covers my mouth. "dont say it!please!" Cilan pleads but i grin. "did ya steal it?" Ash asks. Ossawatt then shoots water gun at Cilan Ash and me. but Serina then punishes him with vine whip. "v snivy snivy!" (dont do that again!). Ossawatt then cries a bit. "its no wonder Ossawatt and Mewoth like it it so cute!" said Iris. "you too?!" Cilan cries. "such a cutie!" said Iris. "cuties not the word!" said Cilan. "calm down baby! it wont kill you!" i said. "it almost did!" said Cilan. "cmon what it did to you was kinda funny" i said. "yes! its funny to wake up in a pokemon center!" said Cilan. "but the purloin did go visit you...afterwards you were so scared you rolled away on your hospital bed and went home screaming! i started dieing!" i said laughing. Cilan then glared at me.
"Cilan what happened?" Ash asked a littl more curious. "well Cilan was in the shower and-" i began but Cilan slapped my mouth shut. i then glare at him and spit in his hand. He pulls his hand away. "aw! discusting Fiona!' Cilan said. "good! then dont gag me again!" i yell. "i know all catch it so i can raise it to be nice!" said Iris. "you serious?" i ask. Answering my question she simply said: "go pokeball!" the pokeball went but mewoth blocked again and was sucked into the ball. "mm!" i said. "no ones catching Purlion!' said Mewoth as he shot out of the pokeball. "a minute with you Purloin...would you..? go out with me?" Mewoth asks pulling out roses. Ossawatt then pushes him and takes the roses. "osssawatt!" (no go out with me!). The 2 pokemon ossawatt and Mewoth then start fighting. "son this is turning into a reality show! imma drink some kool-aid.!" i said digging into my black bag and drinking red kool-aid as everyone sweatdrops. "They then stop fighting and look at purloin. "purloin? purloin purloin! (oh boys? i think your both cute!) Purloin then winks. The 2 pokemons hearts then jumps out and they fall back. "they got it bad and thats not good!" said Cilan."i can relate to that!" i said. "oh yes you did everthing to get Cress' attention" Cilan said rolling his eyes. "can you blame me for doing what i did? he really liked it...you would have too if you saw.." i said winking at him. Cilan blushes. "what...no!" he said. "what? what happened?" Iris and Ash asked. "ill tell yall when your older!" i said. "no fair!" iris says. "purloin!" (bye bye!) Purloin then walked away with the roses.
"Purloins leaving!" said Iris. "no! its going to run!" i say sarcastically. "good ridence!' Cilan says. Purloin then runs back to us. "purloin! (help!) Purloin then tells us that a friend is stuck in a cave. "well help you babe!" said Mewoth. "ossawatt!" (me too!) "you stay outta this! Mewoth said. I then giggle as the two get ino eachothers faces. "well all go!" said Ash. "im not going! i dont believe anything it says" said Cilan. "Cilan!" i yell. He looks at me shocked. "there are many Purloin in unova! this Purloin didnt do nothing to you you so stop trippin and chill!" i yell. "But Fiona you saw what-" he began "i saw what?! i saw what?!" i say in my ghetto voice. We then start argueing cutting each other off. "hey!" Ash yells. we stop and look at him. "you can stay Cilan well go" said Ash. Cilan sighs in relief. "pu**y!" i whisper and we then walk in the cave. Purloin makes us climb on rocks. Of corse i use my high jumping ablities and make it there first. "cmon slowpokes!" i yell. everyone then glares at me and they soon make it. we then walk throgh a abandoned mine. Purloin wants your bag" said Mewoth. "okay" Ash then gives his bag. I roll my eyes. Ash is too nice hell let anyone take anything! i aint lettin nobody take my bag! not when its fulll of kool-aid! We then see a circular area and we jump on the metal. "this doesnt feel safe" i said. "wheres Purloin?" ashasks. We then turn around and see Purloin with Ash back pack. "purloin purloin!" (bye bye see yall later) "what?!" Mewoth asked shocked. "you lied to us didnt you?!" Ash yelled. "your laate!" i said. Purloin then runs away. "come back!" Mewoth cries. He tries to climb up but the whole metal starts crashing down and we scream. "s**!" i yell. "must you curse?' Iris asked.
We then see Cilan runnning with a girl with a broken arm. "Ash! Fiona! Iris!" he cried. "were okay!" i said. We then here the girl named Meisha arguing and Meisha pleads for Purloin to come back. As she pleads i thought i felt my feet sink a little. We were sinking. "uh uh! we sinking!" i yell. "oh no!" Cilan cries. "Cilan son! you gotta help a girl out! i got a life ya know!" i cry. Cilan then runs and tosses a rope. "grab on!" he yells. we then grab the rope. They then pull but meisha and Cilan then get sucked in. "no! f*** f*** f***! s*** s*** s***! we all gonna die!" i yell. Ash then callls out snivy to use vine whip and grab on. but snivy seemiling isnt strong enough. i call out donphan and Iris calls out exacdrill and Cilan calls Pansage to pull. they still arent strong. Purloin then runs away. i start to sink down. "oh s***!" i scream. "Fiona!" Cilan screams as he grabs my hand. "Cilan im so freaking sorry i didnt believe you!" i shout. "its okay Fiona" he says hugging me with one arm. The rope then snaps and we all sink down. We are then saved by a group of Tranquil and they carry us out. Purloin then comes back. "its Purloin!" Meisha cries. "it got the tranquil flock to rescue us!" said Cilan. They then fly us out of the cave.
"thanks so much Purloin!" said Meisha. "yeah! you saved my career!" i said and everyone laughs. "i have one incy bency lillte favor" said Mewoth as he waks up to Purloin. "whats that?" asked Meisha. Mewth is then on one knee pulling out a bunch of roses. "cmon baby dont say maybe! please go out with me and make me a happy pokemon!" he cries. Ossawatt then does the same thing. "purloin" (hmm..) "you see..purloins a guy!" said Meisha. Mewoth and Ossawatts jaw drops. "talk about a menu subsitustion!" said Cilan. "uhhh! why you gotta make a bad joke!" i say slapping him on the back. "ow!" he says rubbing his back. Iris and Ash laugh and i then hug Cilan. "before i go..can i have an autograph Fiona? im a really big fan of yours!" Meisha says. "yeah!" i said. She then gives me a picture of me and i sign it. "thanks! goodbye!" she said walking with Purloin we then say goodbye and walk are own way.
R&R!