AN: Hey there guys! Another chapter done. Well, please leave at least three reviews so that I can add the next chapter. Also for those of you who don't know certain connotation that goes with certain phrases, I have left a little translation.
FAMILY JEWELS/A MAN'S JUNK/BALLS/THE TWINS: testicles
Warning: slightly more mature audience. Rating 13+ years of age.
Ch. 2
Kumori's journey to consciousness was slow, the first thing she was aware of being the feel of warm blankets, comfortable sheets, and something warm by her side. She rolled over lazily closer to the warmth before getting comfortable. She was about to fall back asleep when she felt the warmth move closer and an arm warping around her pulling her flush to someone's side. Her eyes cracked open and she found herself blinking owlishly as a slightly smug and handsome face came into focus. Another blink and she realized exactly who it was.
"Madara?" muttered the young woman sleepily before huffing and closing her eyes once more.
"What am I doing here?" she finally murmured, still too sleepy to move. The man just chuckled and let his fingers dance across her back.
"Isn't that what I'm supposed to be asking you? First you appear at the hot springs, then in my room while half dressed with a giant nosebleed before passing out on me. If I didn't know any better I would think that you were doing this on purpose," he said with a grin. Kumori peaked open her eyes as a frown began to make its way across her face. Why could she feel his bare hand across her back?
Izuna Uchiha yawned as he made his way down the hallway pausing in front of his brother's door as he raised his hand to knock. Before he could there was a yelp of pain that sounded like it was from his brother and a small shriek. The Uchiha didn't think twice and yanked open the door, intent on charging in on whatever was threatening his brother, sharingan already spinning in his eye. What he saw would forever be imprinted in his mind with the sharingan, and not even the Yamanaka mind erasing techniques would be able to help him. (They would however be able to help the poor Yamanaka that ended up seeing that particular scene in Izuna's mind.)
"You sneaky perverted bastard!" snapped a young naked woman who looked a few years younger than himself, her dainty face contorted in anger as she smacked and slapped at his brother, before she grabbed a pillow and began to smother the older equally nude Uchiha with it. He made a muffled grunt before easily pulling it off, shooing her away. The young woman abandoned it and stood before marching around the room in an irritable fashion as she gathered her bathrobe.
"Can't believe the nerve of that guy, acting like he's the lord of the manor or something," muttered the young woman as she stalked past a stunned and frozen Izuna flipping her long silky black hair over her pale creamy shoulder, brown eyes sparkling with annoyance.
"But I am the lord of this manor," called Madara grumpily as he pulled on a pair of pants, deftly following the young woman past Izuna and into the hallway. Izuna remained frozen there for a manner of minutes until a servant greeted him. Then the young man started to twitch before vowing to himself never to rush into his brother's room unannounced ever again.
After Kumori had managed to lose a pestering Uchiha Clan Head (Madara), she managed to traumatize a couple of prudish Uchiha woman with her apart state of undress, (she was after all marching around in only a short bathrobe, and no shoes) and she somehow found herself dressed in a traditional Japanese yukata and clogs, and kicked out of the Uchiha compound to wander. Grumbling to herself, the young woman made her way down the street, not really certain of what to do.
If she wasn't mistaken she was in the Naruto story that she had picked up. She debated whether this was a part of her imagination before deciding to worry about that later. She would make observations of this world and when she got back she would compare them to what she found out later on the series. That was what search engines and Wikipedia was for. After all, she didn't even know what this story was supposed to be about which was good. If the things she found out while in this world matched the story that was listed in wiki, then she would know that it wasn't just her imagination.
She frowned as she traveled down the street unaware of all the uncertain if not wary looks she was receiving from passing people because of the Uchiha clan crest that was now on her back. The village was new after all, and there was still a lot of mistrust between the Senju and Uchiha clan.
She needed someone to ask questions from though. Who though? Who would have most of if not all of the information she needed?
Halfway through the village she stopped, the sight of the mountain catching her eye. There was the stone face of that Hashirama guy staring back at her from across the village. Wait, Madara had said that he was the top ninja in the village or something. Did that mean that he was the Hokage that had been mentioned in the first Naruto chapter? If that was the case, then she could get all the information she needed! She remembered how bashful he had been in the hot springs and a knowing smirk appeared on the young woman's face. She knew exactly how to have him eating out of her hand in no time.
"Ah, that's what I'll do," she muttered to herself before setting of with renewed determination intent on milking the man for all the information she required. She half believed that all this… whatever it was, was a dream or an illusion, so needless to say she wasn't half as worried about the consequences of what might happen if she broke a rule or two. (or three or four. Molesting the Hokage of an imaginary world didn't count as breaking the law, did it?)
Hashirama sighed tiredly as he leaned back in his chair. He hadn't gotten as much sleep a usual last night after puzzling over the oddity that had occurred the day before in the bathhouse and talking about it with his fiancée Mito. He ended up ask her to create some security seals in the village. People shouldn't be able to come and go like that so easily. It was bad for village security and it wouldn't do for there to be someone who could waltz in and out of a ninja village at will. Needless to say, Mito had been very amused to hear of the incident though she had been slightly annoyed that someone had been perving over her man. As his eyes began to slide shut the doors to his office suddenly burst open revealing the mystery woman from the day before clad in a dark blue full length yukata being trailed by his flustered if not highly annoyed secretary.
"You!" he said as he stood, his eyes widening in shock before his cheeks flushed bright pink. No longer wet and looking like a half-drowned cat, the young woman was undeniably… well GOREUOS! Long silky dark, dark, brown hair went past her bottom in soft waves and framed her high cheek bones and dainty nose, full defined rose-colored lips quirked up into a triumphant smile as her dewy brown eye sparkled with unquestionable mischief, promising undeniable trouble. It was very distracting. Mito would have his head if she knew what he was thinking at this moment.
"I'm sorry sir, I tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen," said the secretary as she eyed woman with slight distaste and fear. An Uchiha bargin into the Hokage's office was something that could be seen as a hostile act on part of the clan. The young woman just scoffed and waved a dismissive hand at his secretary.
"I need to talk to the Hokage alone, thank you. There's an important matter that must be discussed that prying ears should not be privy to," said Kumori with an imperious sniff, making sure to look down her nose at the smaller woman in an attempt to copy the Uchiha woman she had met so far. The secretary blinked in surprise before shooting the tall elegant young woman a slight glare. The yukata that Kumori was wearing only managed to highlight her slender curvy figure, her long silky dark hair and dark eyes making her look like a true Uchiha. After gathering her courage the secretary spoke once more.
"I'm sorry, but you don't have an appointment. If you need to speak with him, you need to come with me to make one," said the young woman. She soon found her pinned under the dark gaze of the young "Uchiha" woman, her full lips tilting into a dark seductive grin, making the secretary stiffen in surprise and alarm. The false Uchiha moved forward before bending to speak in the secretaries ear, her voice a seductive purr, her warm breath caressing the woman's ear before ghosting across her neck, making her shiver slightly.
"Trust me dear, you wouldn't need an appointment if you knew him like I do. Hmm, you're a little young for our taste, and threes a crowd, but I guess you could… join us if you're that insistent," came Kumori's voice as it dropped to a velvety purr. Hashirama's eyes widened as his secretary's cheeks turned brilliant red and the woman began to stutter as she stumbled back away from the lithe form of the 'Uchiha' woman.
"N-n-no thank you! I-I uh, have p-papers t-to f-file!" she sputtered before turning and fleeing from the office leaving a stunned Hashirama along with a greatly amused Kumori.
"Now then, looks like I have you all to myself Hashirama," she said cheerfully in the wake of the following silence. The man flinched sitting up a little taller in his seat, inadvertently swallowing at her tone of voice and her choice of wording. He had a bad feeling about this as she smirked at him foxily.
Mito Uzumaki sighed as she exited the stairs, heading to see her fiancé in his office. She paused however when she came across his secretary's desk. The woman was bright red and she appeared distracted as she shoved a stack of papers into the wrong file. After a moment she froze, still unaware of Mito's presence, before she squealed in embarrassment, covering her face bashfully.
"Are you alright Yuri?" before the secretary could react there was a yell from down the hallway and some snickering and if possible the secretary turned even brighter red. Mito felt her eyes narrow with suspicion as she began to march quickly down the hall way. It sounded like Hashirama had some female company that he shouldn't be having.
"… would you stop that! What is wrong with you!"
"You never answer my question!" Mito walked faster as two voiced drifted down the hallway.
"Like I would answer your question! That has to do with secret information of the village!"
"Ugh, I forgot. This is supposed to be a ninja village or something, right? Hmm, well I guess I'm going to have to do this the old fashioned way then.
"W-w-what ar-re you d-d-doing?! Put that back on!"
"NO! I need that information so I can decide whether this world or place or where ever the hell I am, is real or not, Ok?! One moment I'm in my bosses office looking for a band aid, next I'm in the hot springs looking at a bunch of hot naked guys! That's not normal if you hadn't noticed! I need to know if I'm going crazy and this is my imagination or if this place is actually real, and I need to know how to get back and forth between my world and this one, even if this is some kind of freaky dream, got it! Now you're going to tell me a lot of facts about this village or the villages around it or so help me, I'll start groping you!" came a rather upset female voice, making Mito halt in her tracks and frown in surprise. The girl from the hot springs? She was back? No wonder Hashirama had asked her to make those seals.
"First off, I am the top ninja in this village, girl. My name is Hashirama Senju of the Senju clan, Fiancé to Mito Uzumaki, and I am the Hokage! I will not be threatened by such measly- AAAAAAAAAHH! G-get off me!" Mito nearly jumped a foot off the ground in shock, eyes widening in surprise.
"No! Tell me what I want to know!"
"No I- Ah! Don't touch that! AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Mito had heard enough and burst into the office to find a shocking sight to greet her. Her jaw promptly dropped. A moment later Madara was seen coming around the corner reading a scroll as he strolled into the office not noticing the frozen and shocked Mito or the two people that where currently lying across on the Hokage's desk.
"Hashirama, that girl from the hot springs is back." He said in a bored voice still a bit distracted with the scroll he was still reading, "She appeared last night in my room for some reason and passed out. I think she said her name was Kumori or something. Anyways, she should still be wandering around the village, just to give you a warn-" he looked up and froze his eyes widening comically as his jaw dropped. Hashirama groaned in horror as the young woman began to snicker.
Kumori had pounced the man earlier, knocking him flat onto the desk before pinning him in a heel hook hold. Since she had been wearing a yukata at the time, the front was starting to slide open making her long legs and some cleavage very visible as her legs had wrapped around the man's own so she could do the hold. Needless to say it looked like a very compromising situation. Upon seeing his ally and Fiancée staring at them in shock Hashirama started to struggle only for the young woman to tighten her grip making him hiss in pain before she grabbed his junk. He squeaked, his voice going abnormally high as she squeezed the family jewels in warning.
"Don't even think about it tree boy. Oh, why hello there Madara. It's good to see you again," said Kumori pleasantly as she sent him and the red headed Mito a nod of greeting. After a moment Madara began laughing. It started slowly at first before it grew into a booming almost hysterical sound. It was only a matter of time before the man was rolling around on the ground clutching his sides, his eyes starting to tear up.
"HAHAHA! Oh, you should see your face Hashirama! Ha, tree boy! Oh my god, I don't think I've ever laughed that hard before. I'm so glad I captured that with the sharingan, this will be a moment I treasure! Girl, you've got my eternal gratitude and support," laughed the dark handsome man from his spot on the floor. There was what sounded like a barely suppressed snicker from the door and Hashirama looked up to see that his fiancée had a hand firmly pressed to her mouth. The shocked and slightly betrayed look that flashed across his face however was what pushed Mito over the edge and soon she dissolved into a fit of giggles. As Madara and Mito laughed Kumori finally spoke up directing her words to the man that was currently caught in her hold.
"Well?" she said. Hashirama sighed in defeat and shot the two giggling traitors a glare before speaking.
"Madara," the man paused in his chuckling.
"Yes?"
"As your friend and as your Hokage, please get this… this THING off of me and my EEK person!" said the man as Kumori gave the 'jewels' another warning squeeze.
"Unless you want Hashirama to go childless for the rest of his life, you won't try anything," Kumori said in warning. At this Mito finally stopped giggling and Madara flinched slightly, his hand subconsciously lowering to protect his own family goods. After a moment of thought the Uchiha clan head snorted and shook his head.
"Very well Hashirama. I guess I'll have to do that," he said as he undid the ties on his shirt revealing his washboard abs and muscular torso as he began to stalk forward. Kumori began to turn red as blood began to drip from her nose.
"W-w-what are you-"
"I have a little theory," said Madara as he cut her off, instead opting to lean over her form. Kumori shuddered from the lust she could suddenly feel radiating off of the man like waves of body heat. Without wasting any time her took the hand that wasn't clutching Hashirama's family jewels and place it on his chest before let her hand start to trail downward a sexily smug grin starting to slide over his face. Madara broke her hotness meter once more and Kumori fell off the table and into Madara as her nosebleed propelled her away. She felt a falling sensation as she fell into darkness. A moment later she realized that she had fallen out of the hole and was now lying in her apartment though she had landed on something firm and warm. Kumori looked over her shoulder to find a shirtless shocked Madara underneath her, his eyes wide with surprise.
"Well Fuck," she muttered before once more going unconscious.
To be continued…
AN: hehehe, so please review if you want to know what our daring heroine is currently doing to the mighty first Hokage that has the man in such a tizzy. Guesses in your reviews are welcome. Currently, for Kumori's next victim, the poll is as follows:
Madara Uchiha-4
Minato Namikaze-3
Hashirama Senju-2
Tobirama Senju-1
Sasuke Uchiha -2
Naruto Uzumaki-1
Itachi Uchiha-2
Kakashi-2
Killer B/ Kirabe-1
Hidan-3
Deidera-0
Nagato-0
Pain/Yahiko-0
Kisame-1
Sasori-0
Tobi/Obito-0
Kakuzu-0
Zetsu-0
Zabuza Momochi-1
So please go ahead and vote for your favorite characters! I'll be writing about them in Arcs ifyou will. Thanks!
P.S. if you could have five superpowers, what would you chose? Teehee ;)