A/N Hello! (: I'm here again! Although I do admit, trying to get that funny juice out of my brain can be quite difficult. But still thank you for the reviews and story favourites/alerts! *hugs*

So I was re-watching some Fairy Tail episodes, and there was one where the main character, Natsu, became a ninja? That was totally epic, and that had inspired me to write this chapter.

Introducing the 2nd Chapter of Fatal Concussions!

Special Appearance: Abarai Renji

This is definitely a cautious act…

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its characters; they belonged strictly to Tite Kubo. If I did, there would be perfect endings for all couples.

Tap Tap Tap…Fingers were seen tapping on a table, impatiently.

Orihime was bored. Bored was an understatement even. Having being dragged to Rukia's work was a choice on her part. The small girl had promised to take her all over Seireitei, but was called to a meeting by the captain of the 13th squad, Ukitake Juushiro. The captain himself had promised the human girl that it would be a short one, but neither had come out of the room for about an hour now. Unable to contain her feelings any longer, the girl stood up and decided to roam the place on her own.

"Ehhh, why are all these people staring at me?" the girl murmured to herself. She was given a kimono to fit in, but the stares carried on. That's it! It was because she wasn't being secretive enough.

"Maybe I should walk around like a ninja!"

The girl put her hands up in a ninja-like fashion, peeping through cracks on the walls and quickly making her way from one wall to the other. The duration of the stares seemed to stop, that being people quickly avoiding her. It did worked, or so she thought.

Orihime then screamed and her head hit the nearest wall when she felt a tap on her shoulders. The girl straightened herself, before finally meeting face to face with a certain redhead shinigami.

"Inoue! What were you trying to do?" the man gave her a speculative glare.

"Oh, Kuchiki san had a meeting! And I was bored, so I decided to become a ninja and explore the place! I only did it so people won't become suspicious of me."

Renji had thought otherwise, but her explanations did make perfect sense, that is if you were putting yourself in the shoes of Inoue Orihime. He shook his head, wondering what he got himself into.

"Well, I bumped into Rukia just now who told me to look for you. She said she's sorry and that she will still need more time." The human girl sighed, her shoulders drooping lower.

"But, she also told me to look out for you, and do anything you would ask me to do." Renji tried to quickly correct himself. He didn't have the heart to let a pretty face like that get all smothered up in disappointment.

"Oh no! Please, I wouldn't want to be a burden to you, Abarai Kun."

"Don't worry about it. Now what do you want to do?" Uhoh, I don't like that look in her eyes.

"I did hope to have a little walk around here." Renji heaved a sigh. Finally, something normal.. "Like a ninja so no one would catch us! Promise! Nin nin!"

The girl scrambled off before Renji could say a thing. Nin Nin? As if acting like one wasn't enough… The man smacked himself on the head, wondering what he got himself into. Towards his front, Orihime looked on at him, waiting for him to join her. And almost reluctantly, he threw his hands up ninja style and ran after the girl, ignoring the laughter he got from the other shinigamis.

"Oh Inoue. Gomen. But I need to head to the 6th squad barracks for a while. You can come along if you want to." The girl nodded her head and the duo finally reached the said place.

"Waa! Is this were you always do your work, Abarai Kun? It's neat."

Renji smiled at her compliment. It wasn't everyday that he got someone complimenting him on how tidy his office looked. The smile turned to a worried smile when the girl went back to her ninja self, and unlocked the forbidden door… The taicho's office.

"I-Inoue. You probably shouldn't g-go in there." The man croaked, but it was too late.

The door swung open, and the duo came face to face with the cold man, his eyes fleeting to a certain shinigami.

"T-Taicho! Please forgive me!" The man bowed to show his humble respects. "I was following orders from Rukia to accompany Inoue here, and I forgot to mention to her that your office is out of bounds!"

"G-Gomenasai…." Orihime looked on in fear, her head bowing down.

"All is well. Raise your heads, both of you." The duo complied, uneasiness still settling in their hearts.

"I am in a good mood today, so I shall let this incident pass. However, I'd like to take note that Inoue san shouldn't have trespass on a private property, no matter who it is."

Orihime bowed her head down again, before realising that she was shunpo-ed out of the office by Byakuya himself. Startled she looked up, wondering what will happen to her; a protective Renji immediately hovering behind her.

"Nin nin." Byakuya said softly, before retreating back to his office.

Renji was left behind, his mouth wide open, shock at his Captain's humour. The girl meanwhile let out a giggle, amazed that the cold man had a funny side.

"Renji. Please make sure the girl doesn't get into anymore trouble that she already is in." The man called out from inside.

Renji sighed, asking himself why the day has went on so weirdly. Looking at Orihime, he wondered if his Captain's rare humour had anything to do with this human girl. He did heard from Rukia that the man had a strange behaviour on ever since the girl came to Soul Society. The man awoke from his thoughts, an excited Orihime calling out to him.

"Abarai kun! I see Kuchiki san right there! Lets go, Nin Nin!"

End A/N *gets shoot * This didn't turned out how I wanted it to be. But, inserts Byakuya tone, ALL IS WELL.

Thee wasn't much Byakuya in this chapter, but I have to say, he did made quite an impact.

Anyhow, Anyway. Hoped you enjoyed this little weird chapter!

Have a great day, wonderful people! (: