I don't own Regular show or Dora the Explorer. But if I did I come of cancelled Dora the Explorer a long time ago.

It's a sunny day in the park, Muscle man is eating his hot wings from Wing Kingdom. He was stuffing them down his mouth, then he heard something. "What was that?" Muscle man asked. He shrugged and continued eating.

A light orange fox wearing purple gloves and a mask comes out of the bushes and starts sneaking up to Muscle man. It was Swiper the fox who is the worst their ever. When Muscle man sees the fox, he sees Swiper's hand getting closer to his wings. "What are you" Muscle man was cut off when Swiper swipes his hot wings and throws them away. "Doing?"

"You're too-" Swiper was cut off when Muscle man punches Swiper in the face.

"What's your deal, bro?!" Muscle man demanded some information.

"I was just swiping your hot wings and throwing them so you can find them." Swiper replied.

"Well it's not funny! That was my lunch!" Muscle man shouted.

"I always do that. Besides you should of said Swiper no swiping!" said Swiper.

"That doesn't stop a thief in real life! You take them down by force." said Muscle man. "Now my wings are ruined! I hope your happy?!"

"I'm sorry for swiping your wings!" Swiper cried.

"If you do that again. You'll be hooked up to life support and you have to blend your food. It'll suck because blended food taste like barf!" said Muscle man.

"Look I was raised to swipe things." said Swiper.

"I was raised to beat people up whoever mess with me, My friends, my girlfriend and my wings." said Muscle man.

"Do you kiss your so called girlfriend with wing breath?" Swiper snickered. Muscle man cracked his knuckles and started beating up Swiper.


Swiper was back in his world but in a wheelchair, cast on his right arm and left leg, a bandage on his hand, bruises and scars on his body. "Swiper no, what happened to you?" Boots asked.

"Never take away some guy's hot wings." said Swiper in pain.

Wasn't that funny?! Never mess with Muscle man if you don't like it then stop reading. Please review and stay frosty!