A chapter! Soy fantastico! This is a song about Persassy set to the tune of 'Prince Ali' from Aladdin. I do not own Percy Jackson, I do not own Aladdin and I don't own any rights to Disney or this song. To the genie: Rest in peace, Robin Williams. You brightened our lives and will continue to do so through everything you have been a part of. Dominus vobiscum: go with God.
(Guys)
Make way
For Persassy!
Say: "Hey!
It's Persassy!"
(Rick Riordan)
Hey clear the way in the ol' bookstore
Hey you! Let us through-
it's a bright sea star
Oh come be the first fangirl to read and buy!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Reed pipes!
Apollo poems!
Ah! You're gonna love this guy! *smiles evilly*
(Chiron)
Persassy - fabulous he - Perseus Jackson
Genuflect, show some respect:
Down on one knee.
Now try your best to stay calm,
Try not to get your armor wrong,
Then come and meet this spectacular son of the sea! *kneels and gestures*
Persassy - mighty is he - Perseus Jackson
Best of ten regular men definitely
(Aegeus)
He faced my man eating hordes!
(Kronos)
My hundreds of bad guys with swords! *fades back into Tartarus*
(Chiron)
Who sent those goons to their lords?
(Campers)
Why- Persassy!
(Guys)
He's only got five golden drachmas *shakes heads*
(Zeus)
But don't they look lovely, Juno?
(Blackjack)
Black pegasi, his favorite is me! *ruffles wings proudly*
(Hera)
Fabulous darling, I love the feathers.
(Paul Blofis)
But when it comes to learning impairments...
(Tyson)
Has he gotta few-
(Grover)
I'm tellin' you! *bleats*
(Athena)
Dyslexia, ADHD! *rolls eyes*
(Annabeth) *At same time as verse below*
Persassy - handsome as he - Perseus Jackson
That physique! How can I speak? Weak at the knee...
Well get on out in that square
Adjust your camp beads and prepare
Do not grovel and stare at my Persassy!
(Aphrodite girls) *At same time as Annabeth*
There's no question this Percy's alluring- His sea green eyes never boring-
Everything about the man just plain impresses...
He's a winner- He's a wiz- a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder,
But he could work on the way he dresses! *clicks tongues*
(Mermen)
He's got ninety-five white Persian stingrays
(Stoll brothers)
He's got the stingrays!
Lets prank the stingrays!
(Mermaids)
And for them he cleans up the sea!
(Fishies)
He's generous! So generous! *adoring looks*
(Campers)
He's got skills, got Riptide and blue munchies..
Proud to fight for him-
Laugh at his whim-
Love loving him!
His fatal flaw's loyalty
Persassy!
Persassy!
Persassy - glamorous he - Perseus Jackson!
(Poseidon)
Heard your Wise Girl was a sight lovely to see.
And that good half-bloods is why-
He got scraped up and dropped by!
(Campers)
Fought sixty dracenae
Gorgons galore
And Nemean lions
And a Minotaur!
With forty Cyclopes, his nymphs and satyrs
Who play the reed pipes on key!
Make way!
For Persassy!
Meanwhile, in front of the fourth wall...
"Oookayy, so why'd you write this again?" asked Percy confusedly.
"Because you're Persassy," said Beth, like that explained everything. "Do you like it?"
"Yeah, it's great, but I have a: no idea who you are, b: no clue what I'm doing here, and c: no idea why you wrote this song to the tune of a song from Aladdin."
The other girl, Skye, spoke up. "Because it was a fantasic idea. And you like it, so we're wiping your memory and putting you back behind the fourth wall. Goodbye, Persassy!"
Percy woke up with a mild headache and, curiously enough, the song 'Prince Ali' from Aladdin stuck in his head. Unconcerned, he shrugged it off and went off to meet Annabeth for breakfast.