The next day, the four of them went into the nearby forest so that they could learn how to climb trees without using their hands. Kakashi planned to just calmly walk to the tree and continue walking up, but then Mayargdeleign did it herself.

"How do you know how to do that, Ms Sahara?" asked Kakashi.

"I just do, even though most jōnin-sensei don't teach their students this for months, and it has only been one for us." Said the kunoichi of Team Seven. "I also know how to walk on water, despite the fact that that chakra control exercise is chūnin level. Additionally, I know wind chakra manipulation and can split a waterfall in two, despite most wind chakra manipulators being happy to merely split a leaf, unless they're jōnin. Plus, I know sage mode, and I learnt all that before I was conceived in my parent's womb. Also, why did you call me by my last name?"

To which Kakashi answered "the author is running out of misspellings for your first name, so he's decided to switch to the other six for now." then a light switched off in Kakashi's brain, and he lost the ability to break the fourth wall. Then Kakashi gave his other two students instructions on how to perform the exercise. Kakashi sat down on a nearby tree stump, reading his book while smiling beneath his mask.

The next few days passed by in the same fashion. One time, when Naruto passed out from training, he was woken up by a girl.

"Good morning! What are you doing? Can I help?" was what Naruto said to the other boy in the clearing. She explained that he was picking herbs for his sick friend, and if Naruto could help her that would be great. Naruto had just been about to pick his first herb when his female teammate's angelic voice swept through the clearing.

"Don't help him! She's the fake hunter-nin that's working for Zabuza, and if you give that boy herbs her employer will heal faster!"

Caught in the act, the enemy shinobi ran as fast as his legs could carry her.

Despite that change, the battle on the bridge still happened in the exact same time in the exact same place. Obviously, Mdln saved the day by defeating Zabuza. However, she didn't do it fast enough to stop Kyūbi!Naruto from fatally injuring Haku. However, something amasing happened before their eyes. Haku split into two, one male and one female.

The Hakus would have done the first thing that any fanfiction character would have done when meeting another version of themselves, namely Screw Yourself. However, Male!Haku was dying despite Fem!Haku being perfectly fine, and she wasn't a necrophile. So Haku only had a chance to pledge his undying love to the yellow-haired angel who had defeated his master before dying himself. The female Haku was perfectly fine, and was not injured at all, since she never dies.

"By now, Naruto's chakra control was perfectly good, more than enough to perform an ordinary bunshin, and his control would get even better as he trained, culminating to the near-perfect chakra control he would need for Sage Mode. Despite this, people would always comment on his terrible chakra control, thinking he never got any." Said Maderine.

"And just how do you know this, she of the beautiful blue eyes?" asked Sasuke.

"I'm Naruto and Hinata's son, Bolt, sent to the past under a permanent oiroke to help them get married, since my sister has already half-disappeared from this photograph. I was originally sent here so that I could see how much worse my parents had their lives than I did. I just complained that my dad never had time for me since he became Hokage a few days before I came back in time. I really look practically identical to how Dad does now, down to the whiskers, as he also had them the moment he was born, and could pass for him if I removed the oiroke and changed my clothes. All hail Generation Xerox!" answered Mayardgelenig.

And with that, they continued on their walk back to Konoha, having skipped the Gateau vs Inari fight, as he had been effortlessly defeated by the kunoichi of the team. Despite this, the bridge was still called The Great Naruto Bridge.

A/N: I will reference something in the next chapter that necessitates increasing the rating. Plus, threatening to increase the rating is on the Drinking Game List.