Mikau: Hey there! This…This is just a fun one. ^.^; I hope you enjoy it. Special thanks go out to Bunnyz-chan, patternleap, ruru, and Wieselchen who were all so kind as to review last chapter. Thanks everyone!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I'd use the proceeds to permanently relocate to Kyoto. I miss the Nishioji Station area. Kameoka was pretty awesome too.
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A Dream Forgotten
It started off the way many of his dreams had been lately—with his classmate Kuroba Kaito moaning in ecstasy and writhing in pleasure after he had been forced to the ground and partially disrobed.
It had become a very familiar scene as of late, only this time something was different. The one doing the disrobing and giving pleasure was not Hakuba Saguru himself, but one Kaitou Kid.
Saguru blinked as Kuroba gasped, "K-Kiddo-sama…"
Either he was seeing double, or Kid and Kuroba were not so entirely the same person as Saguru had thought they were.
The next day after waking, he gave little credence to the half-forgotten dream and carried on about his business like usual.
It wasn't until the fourth showing of that particular dream that he began to doubt himself.
Upon the eighth night in a row, Saguru confronted Kuroba. "Are you and the Kaitou Kid separate entities?"
Kuroba blinked twice, juice box suspended in midair, halfway to his mouth. "…Yeah. I've been telling you that for about a year now. Why do you finally ask?"
Saguru frowned closing the roof-access door and leaving without answering the question.
On the next heist night, Saguru made sure to keep right on Kid's heels, and when he was finally the only one left in the running, he called out to the thief: "Kid, you wouldn't happen to be a homo, would you?"
The illustrious thief lost his footing and collided with the ground. He looked up incredulously at his pursuer.
The detective and thief stared at each other a moment before Kid finally screeched, "What?!"
"Are you gay? Yes or no. I've recently discerned that you and the man I love are two different people, but the man I hope to marry when it becomes legal to do so just so happens to be a maniacal fan of yours. It has occurred to me that you may be my romantic rival, so I wish to ascertain your sexual preference. Therefore: Kid, are you a homosexual?"
Kid just stared at the detective in a bit of confused horror as Kuroba Kaito flailed to digest all the interesting new information he had been presented with.