This is for Thelittlebeast who requested a Tardis room – enjoy! :-)
The Tardis Room
That morning the crew of the Enterprise are woken by a strange loud whooshing noise and Kirk receives a call from Scotty that there has been a security breach on deck four. Within minutes most of the Alpha shift have gathered around a strange door that has appeared in the corridor wall.
It is not a door any of them have ever seen before, a blue door rather like that on an old Earth police box.
"Scotty – any clue as to the nature of this – occurrence?" Kirk asks.
"I'm at a loss Captain – I've never seen anything like it!"
"Spock? Are you picking anything up?"
Spock looks up from investigating the door frame and admits himself similarly at a loss to understand how the door appeared here, wedged between two others that lead to staff cabins. He can tell only that it is an entire new room that has appeared, the inside of which can be no larger than either of the cabins either side of it.
"Well – does it seem safe?" Kirk asks – "Can we go in?"
"I am picking up no indications of danger" Spock replies. He has barely even finished speaking before Kirk has pushed the door open. Moments later he comes out shaking his head in disbelief –
"It's –" he begins wordlessly, one by one the rest of the crew file in and come out doing the exact same thing, all of them getting as far as "It's –" and breaking off out of no desire to speak the obvious. Finally Spock pokes his head around the door, makes a brief sound of interest and states, what they are all of them thinking –
"It does appear to have a larger interior than the exterior would suggest possible." He looks thoughtful for a moment – "Captain I believe I have heard of this – such technology is native to the planet of Gallifrey."
"Gallifrey?" Kirk frowns – "Wasn't that entire planet destroyed?"
"Indeed Captain, but due to a poorly derived plot loophole contrived by an unimpressive script writer it bizarrely reappeared some time later, effectively re-writing canon with no adequate explanation."
Kirk shakes his head trying to take this in –
"Gentlemen I propose we set a course for the planet Gallifrey and attempt to discover how we have acquired a room of their technology."
"I admit I am most curious to speak with these people" Spock adds.
"In the meantime what shall we do with this room? I must say it could come in handy." Says Kirk.
Nobody replies for everyone has silently come to their own perfect conclusion on this.
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Over the next few days almost all of the crew members slip one by one to the Tardis room to hide the contraband cargo they have all secretly been keeping in their cabins. Consequently when Kirk investigates a week later he opens the door and is within second engulfed beneath a mighty wave of tribbles.
A muffled cry of I hate you all! Floats out across the ship from beneath the happily purring pile.
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Yes, that's what the crew would do with a tardis: infinite tribbles!
In case nobody noticed I do like Dr Who, but I really really dislike Stephen Moffat – probably because y'know I like Dr Who and he's done nothing but ruin it for me ever since season five. Day of the Doctor was the final straw and now sadly I don't watch it at all any more. But anyway – I always kinda wanted to do a little cross over – I won't be following the crew to Gallifrey but if anyone wants to take that plot and run with it they're welcome!