pit was walking along Shadow Moses when surprise surprise solid snake appeared. "why the fuck are you when here" pit asked while snake was like "fuck you this is my city now #hailkojima" and c4'd pits ass into oblivion BUT OH WAIT apparently lady palufuckwad decided to give pit the power of flight and pit angle-flapped his way to snake and then went to snake preparing that weird dual-weapon thing pit has like what the fuck is up with that
"WHAYAYAYAW" pit shouted as he bombed snakes ass but not bomb as in explosives it's a figure of speech god calm down. then snake went peach bomber on pit and smacked his ass into pits face causing him flying
"in my final moments" pit said "I must reveal something. I'm not actually pit but DARK PIT" then white paint fell off of his wings, revealing him as he approached the blast line. then he respawned.
"dark pit what the fuck" palutena said. "bad clone. well other than ganon but still" dark pit was ashamed. he sd'd then lost the match. "super sonic style!" snake said as he quoted the wrong 3rd party character gOD SNAKE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I MADE THIS SCRIPT FOR A REASON JESUS CHRIST