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Daily Prophet Next Morning

BOY WHO LIVED OFF THE MARKET

Yes, ladies its true, Harry Potter the boy-who-lived is off the market for good. This reporter found out yesterday he is in a soul bond marriage with none other than Pansy Parkinson. In an altercation with Lord Lucius Malfoy, Mr. Potter said I am quiet happy. Parkinson who was betrothed to the Scion of the Malfoy family also seemed quiet pleased with the out come. Mr. Malfoy had gone directly to the Ministry and confirmed the Marriage. He was extremely angry as he left. His words were. "All the work I put into this to have it destroyed by that filthy half-blood."

Rita Skeeter Reporting

Harry and Pansy were at the Gryffindor Table. They were just watching the reactions.

Draco was banging his head off the table his perfect hair was streaked with scrambled eggs.

Ron Weasley still looked like a volcano erupted on his face it was so red and was sitting at the far end of the table.

Hermione, Neville, Tracy Davis, and Daphine

Greengrass all had come to sit with them. It was becoming a very friendly group. Soon there were people from all the houses congratulating the couple the Gryffindor Table and seats near by were packed with well-wishers.

The rest of the day went surprisingly well. Even Potions was a truly good class, although for seemingly no reason Harry and Pansy were given detention that night.

Potions office that night

Harry and Pansy were rudely ushered in and the door slammed behind them. Severus Turned to them after setting wards on the room. "Now if anyone listens in they will hear you whining about cleaning cauldrons. Appearances must be maintained." He then smiled at the two. "First Harry I must beg your forgiveness, and that of your parents. The letter I received was only about thirteen years late. Your Mother and father were also soul bonded as you are. I went through my life feeling cheated of love when it was always there. I just never recognized it. I was also charged with being one of your guardians. I have by no fault of my own been, remiss in those duties. For this I must also ask forgiveness. I am bound to both the headmaster and the Dark Lord. I must keep up the appearance in public of Hatred for you, Lets make it a prank on both of them. We do as they say, but not the way they say it. Now I will apply this potion to your hands. It will make it look like you have been scoring cauldrons. If any one asks complain about it and me.

The rest of the week went along quietly, Harry knew the egg answer and tipped off the others. He planned on gillyweed again, though this time it would be Pansy under the lake so he was out mapping it at every opportunity.

It was the next week that he had a problem with Draco. He emerged from one of his mapping sessions to find spells including the killing curse being fired at him. The gillyweed had worn off and the temperature of the water was effecting him badly. The next thing he knew Pansy was there stunning Draco from behind. She got him to their quarters and while warming him up they had their first experience in lovemaking. The bond completed, and sent out shock waves of love for miles around.

Hermione and Neville were doing homework together at that moment. When the magic went through them, they found themselves kissing each other. Their own bond forming.

When it all died down Hermione and Neville received their own bond letters from the Ministry. Ron saw the owls arrive and grabbed Hermione's. The howl of the werewolf was nothing on what came out of Ron's mouth.

At that same time the homonuclious that was holding the last piece of Voldemort was writhing in pain he had never known. Harry no longer held a piece of Voldemort's soul but he did now have a one way connection and when Harry was feeling loved Voldemort got what he deserved pain beyond that of the cruciatis curse.

Harry had again taken Draco's wand and called in Madame Bones. When the wand was tested and the killing curse discovered on his wand, it was snapped before Draco's face and his magic bound. Draco was immediately sent home. When Lucius found out what Happened and his son was now effectively a squib, Draco was disowned and sent to the streets.

He was apprehended stealing food and sent to a home for young boys. He was used and abused by the older boys who began calling him Jeanne. Not long after he was found hanging by his belt in his dorms bathroom. Draco Malfoy was no more.