Assassin Drones: The original saga
Silent Invasion Arc. De Arimasu!
By Alex Young
In Fuyuki's room, 2:30 pm. April 16, 2002
All was serene within the Hinata family home. Fuyuki's dating had become quite routine ever since the first date. At first, the dating schedule was limited to weekends, but the Hinata siblings had recently began to include Mondays as well. He even collected photos from the previous dated to his love photo album. He even included the photo from his last date yesterday, depicting him in a white dress shirt, tucked in to a pair of navy pants, and a black tie stretching from the neck down to the center of the belt line.
Fuyuki procured a faded blue, long sleeve denim shirt that Aki had just bought for him to commemorate the fifth time he had ever gone out with her, given that she was drawing plenty of inspiration from his young love. Fuyuki had already buttoned up the denim shirt, and tucked it in military style to a pair of white dress pants. After buckling his white belt and tying his white dress shoes, he began to wrap his white tie around the denim collar.
As soon as Natsumi approached the door to his room, Fuyuki emerged in his denim shirt, white tie, white dress pants, and a pleasantly amorous smile on his face. He may not be wearing a dress shirt, but a denim shirt was a rather interesting proposition to say the least. One quick whiff from her was enough to affirm that Fuyuki already remembered to brush his teeth just prior to getting dressed.
"Alright, then. We're off, mom." Natsumi called out as she and her brother stepped towards the entrance. Since this was a school day, the Hinata family had somehow worked out a way to allow Fuyuki to date Momoka without interfering with him doing his homework. With the sibling's gone for lover boy Fuyuki's latest date, Kululu had quietly snuck up into Fuyuki's room, and placed the mysterious jade green orb on his bed as a present in advance for another successful date with Momoka.
He even went as far as to write a letter depicting it as an ancient alien artifact made several hundred thousand years ago. Kululu left Fuyuki's room with that trademark rictus grin ever present on his face, and that eerie giggle to boot as he made his way down into his computer room.
In Fuyuki's room, 11:00 pm
Fuyuki was already asleep after having completed his homework a few hours ago. The reason for him doing his homework more often was the fact that he wanted to have the best grades to impress his several months new girlfriend. The jade orb was moving about and showing cracks at the very top. Something was emerging from the orb as indicated by its growing bump. A very small, six-legged salamander like creature had burst forth into the world.
It was jade just like the orb. The orb that the salamander creature emerged from was no orb, it was a perfectly circular egg. The salamander creature as used two, diamond egg teeth, as well as a specialized acid secreted from its mouth. The salamander creature lumbered on towards the door, squeezing through the narrow aperture. The salamander creature also has a keen sense of smell, as it moved toward Natsumi's room.
As soon as it reached the slumbering form that is Natsumi; the goal of his gargantuan journey, the creature parasitically latched onto her neck with its egg teeth, and razor sharp miniature claws. With that, an ominous atmosphere began to develop in an around her. What sort of horror is this creature about to unleash upon her?
The Hinata household, 7:00 am. April 17, 2002
Fuyuki was more or less already awake and brushing his teeth after having had his breakfast, and Natsumi had only just started to get up. "C'mon, sis. We're gonna be late." Fuyuki reprimanded in a way he only knew how as he grabbed her by the wrist. Natsumi had groggily opened her eyes while she was in the bathroom, to find her now pupil-less eyes glowing just as jade as the egg from which the salamander parasite hatched!
"Y-You don't look so good, Summer." Fuyuki shivered in apparent trepidation. "O-oh, it's nothing, Winter." Natsumi reassured annoyed at the creature digging and scraping at her nape, along with which her eyes suddenly returned back to normal. "Hoooh, whatever." Fuyuki shrugged as he and Natsumi dressed up in their Kissho junior high school uniforms minus the jackets.
As Fuyuki would later note on the way to school, something seemed to be a little off about his older sister. The parasitic creature seems to be attaining a stronger hold on its host. Natsumi then placed her hand on her brother's right shoulder, and turned him to face her. "What is this? W-What's going on with you!?" Fuyuki asked in utter surprise as Natsumi whispered a "You know, Winter. It's because I love you as a man." as she closed the gap with her pupil-less eyes glowing jade much more harshly than before.
It was right then and there that Fuyuki realized the creature that was latched onto her neck was a yandere parasite (no wonder Xiu Wong was so keen on weaponizing the little bastard!) "Why YOU!" A familiar voice screeched as they attempted to pry the siblings apart. It was Momoka, and she was right to be royally pissed about it all.
Primarily due to the fact that she was also yandere, albeit a more comedic brand of yandere. When her first attempt was met with a bitch slap to the left cheek from the mind controlled Natsumi, she then attempted to stop her at the source; the yandere parasite. Momoka did this by successfully prying the space parasite away from Natsumi, thereby immediately reversing the effect. All that, only for Giroro to shoot it right out of the air.
"Hah, glad I came along, and I'm glad you're safe, Natsumi." Giroro huffed confidently as he approached the parasite. "Whoever it was that unleashed the parasite upon you, it was that dirty fucking Kululu. Don't worry, I'll talk him into fessing up." The red demon Keronian finished as he collected what remained of the parasite before flying off on his personal hover device.
Fuyuki and the gang were going to resume their school walk when they heard the rustling of trash cans in a back alley; It was Ryota tripping all over them, and he apparently recorded the whole thing. "Heh heh, sorry. I-I kinda got lost, and I'm looking for some..." "You could just join us, then." Fuyuki offered with an outstretched hand. "Gee, thanks. Y-You have no idea." He replied as he joined them on their way to school. If there was one thing that the yandere parasite did for Fuyuki, it served to strengthen the bond between him and Momoka.
The A.R.M.P.I.T. base, 10:00 am
Giroro was swaggering over towards Kululu's computer room armed with usual laser gun. This time, Angol Mois decided it best to tag along, and she was clad in a full Furinkan high school winter uniform. "Stay here, Mois. I'll call you when I need you." Giroro ordered. "Alrighty, then." Mois replied with a giddy smile. Giroro stomped his way into the computer room with the gun in one hand and the parasite's remains in the other. "Okay, Kululu. Talk!" Giroro growled in a low tone. "Why should I? Kukuku." Kululu responded as Giroro called in Mois, much to the yellow devil's immediate repulsion.
"If you insist, Natsumi was just the latest victim of what is known as a yandere parasite, a type of six legged space salamander with razor sharp claws. The yandere parasite comes in two distinct colors, jade green for males, and bright violet for females. the parasites attain sexual maturity upon hatching from their rounded eggs, and begin seeking out young girls, to which these guys target exclusively."
"The victim will fully recover within a few milliseconds to a few minutes depending on the life cycle phase at which the parasite was forcibly removed. The parasite as the name implies, turns its hosts into a yandere lover. The mind controlled zombie must seek a man to love in order for the parasite to attain total control of its host, only then can it continue its life cycle. The host, if the parasite is male, will harvest other girls who try to take her man away for their ovaries and eat them."
"However, if the parasite is female, then the host will castrate any boys that try to hook her up and eat their testicles. That is because the parasite's reproductive system relies on the host's digestive system. Once the opposite sex's ova or sperm are in the stomach, the parasite will insert all of their sperm or eggs through a long, sexual tube."
"The parasites themselves can only carry so much sperm or eggs, which is why 90% of either human sperm or ova are eaten by the few embryonic forms of the parasite that incubate in the intestines of the host. This is to ensure that all of the parasites that are fertilized have the best possible start in life. Once the host takes a dump, the life cycle is complete, and the parasite dies having served its purpose, and the host is released from its control."
"The eggs react to water and harden into a sphere upon reaching a suitable size. The eggs can only hatch on dry land, and when they are exposed long enough to it, new parasites will emerge, thereby completing its life cycle." Kululu elucidated being rather long winded about it. "Are you the one responsible for putting the egg in close proximity to Natsumi?" Giroro added.
"Yes! That was me-e kuukuukukuukuu!" Kululu teased in response. "Okay, Mois. You get to babysit Kululu for the week in a playboy outfit." Giroro finished as punishment for Kululu. "Okay!" Mois piped up. For Kululu, having to be babysat by that innocent girl was like being irreversibly condemned to walk through a week's worth of pure hell.
Meanwhile, In a back alley just outside the school zone
Rip Rat and the gang had been scouring everywhere for Ranko ever since they made landfall a few weeks ago. Rip Rat had just received an urgent radio transmission from Victor Xiu Wong. \Find this Radon kid, and KILL HIM ON SIGHT, IMMEDIATELY! Oh, and to help you along, I have assembled a crack team of commandos awaiting your direction at the rendezvous point./ He requested of Rip Rat. "Heheh, you got it, boss. Jaws! Nite Bite! Let's head 'em up and MOVE 'EM OUT!" Rip Rat ordered as he, Slaughtersjaws, and Dark Claw made their way to their designated rendezvous point.