DIVORCE OR NOT DIVORCE!

Summary: How did two people that were married for 16 years and had 5 children end up hating each other? He was cold and uncaring; she cheated and told the entire world! Add two lawyers that also hate each other and you will get ultimate chaos... Is there any hope for this couple?

Rate: M for cursing and later lemons

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters exept the children!

In case you missed it, the guy Sasuke called in chapter 2 was the model James White and he met him at chapter 3. Now you have to remember that guy because he is important for the rest of the story! And be patient! Sasuke and Sakura are way far from getting together now!

Enjoy!

WEDDINGS ARE ALL ABOUT LOVE

How she managed to survive the whole ceremony sitting next to Sasuke Sakura didn't know. She hadn't noticed the dress, she hadn't heard the vows; the only thing she thought about was that she was going to lose her children and she felt a strong urge to put her hands around Sasuke's neck and strangle him to death. He himself was aware that everyone was looking at them instead of the bride and groom, so he didn't even do as much as look at his left side during the wedding.

"You may kiss the bride!"

Gaara grabbed Matsuri and kissed her as everyone clapped and Naruto screamed on top of his lungs. Sakura couldn't help but feel a little happy for her friends. Gaara had been lonely and miserable for so many years and when he finally noticed that Matsuri was always waiting for him, all the gang was happy to see him change. Matsuri was now one of them and they considered her a close friend.

Sasuke stood up and left as soon as possible and Tenten came next to her. She didn't say anything, but they didn't need words to communicate. The happy couple in front of them reminded Sakura of her own wedding sixteen years ago.

She was sixteen herself, dressed in the most beautiful wedding gown she had ever seen and surrounded by all her best friends, who were also her bridesmaids. Temari, Ino, Hinata and Tenten walked down the aisle and she followed them in front of a hundred people, but only had eyes for the man in black in front of her. She cried silently when he vowed to love her forever and kissed him for the first time in that church. Then he took her to their bed and took her virginity quickly as if he wanted to get it out of the way. Two months later she was pregnant.

I'll make you pay for all the years you stole from me Sasuke.

"Sakura! Let's go!" Tenten was talking to her and pulling lightly her arm. She looked at her with gratitude. She was always by her side. Hinata and Temari were married with children now. Tenten was all she had left.

"Do you remember my wedding, Tennie?" Tenten suddenly turned pale, but Sakura didn't notice. "You were so drunk that we had to carry you to your room!" Tenten quickly changed subject and started talking about the wedding dress. If there was any way to erase that night from her memory, she would have done it already. In her list of horrible days of her life Sakura's Wedding came first before her father's death and the day she fell and broke all her teeth.

The reception took place at the Hotel's roof garden beneath the starry sky. Everything was white and silver like Matsuri wanted. Now she and Gaara were dancing in the middle of the place and they only had eyes for each other. That was very fortunate, because they couldn't see the table that all their friends were seated and they couldn't hear what the were talking about.

Naruto was as usual in a good mood. He had accepted that Sasuke and Sakura were getting a divorce and he had found plenty of food to eat. Shikamaru had fallen asleep taking advantage of the fact that his wife Temari was busy with her relatives and didn't want to dance. Ino had practically blackmailed Matsuri to become a bridesmaid, so she just walked around the place showing her dress off. Hinata was in the bathroom and that left only five people available for conversation.

Sasuke, Neji, Sakura and Tenten didn't speak to each other so the only person was Sai, who hadn't yet learned the value of silence.

"Is it true that Sakura beat you up before the ceremony, Uchiha?" Sasuke couldn't believe the smile in Sai's face. The man was capable of smiling all the time.

"Why don't you go pick up your wife, Sai? You are the only one she hadn't flirted with in this party." Sasuke knew how to hurt and insult people very well, but Sai continued smiling as Ino was dancing with a stranger a few meters away. Neji whispered in his ear to calm down, but Sasuke had had enough. Sakura had brought him on his limit.

"Oh, Sai, don't worry! Ino would never cheat on you..." Now Sai stopped smiling. Sakura was about to attack and Sasuke was now off his limit.

"Sakura-chan is right! Ino is a good girl and she loves you!" Naruto was so focused in his food that hadn't understand a thing. The other five looked at him and wondered how stupid he was for on more time. Sasuke wanted to splash his special ramen all over his head.

"Right! Ino might be stupid, but she isn't such a whore!"

"And you love her! You are not some uncaring asshole!"

"Not to mention she is a mother who loves her children and wants them to be happy! She wouldn't do anything to hurt them just for sex!"

SPLASH! Even the music stopped as Sakura emptied her glass of wine on Sasuke's face. Naruto stopped eating and Shikamaru woke up. Everybody stopped dancing and now they were all staring at Sauke and Sakura who were both up. Neji and Tenten had no idea what to do.

"You bitch!" Sasuke threw his chair behind and starting chasing Sakura around the table. Tenten tried to grab his arm, but he was too strong and she lost her balance, so she ended up falling right in Neji's hands. Sakura continued running away from him, but as she was looking behind her back she tripped and fell on the floor. Her short dress slipped and everyone gasped as they clearly saw her white panties. Sasuke stopped chasing her and started laughing so hard that he creeped the hell out of the guests.

Sakura slowly stood up. Her eyes were teary and her hands and knees were bleeding from the fall. Without a warning she yelled and kicked Sasuke right between his legs, on the place that no man should be kicked. Every man in the room gasped as Sasuke held his crotch and fell on his knees. Naruto screamed "Sakura-chan!" and Tenten unintentionally tightened her grasp on Neji's shoulders.

Sasuke tried to straighten his back. "You are not even worth me looking at you, Sakura."

Of course she would find something appropriate to answer, but a woman rushed out of the WC yelling: "Help! A woman passed out in the restroom! Help!"

"Hinata!" Neji stood up throwing Tenten down on her face next to Sasuke and ran to the woman's direction. It took Naruto some moments to realize that Hinata had gone in there a while ago. "Hinata-chan! I'm coming!"

In a moment the only two persons remaining at the party were Sasuke, who had trouble standing up and walking, and Tenten, whose nose was bleeding from the fall.

The party was a huge success.

Naruto was so loud in the hospital waiting room that a nurse came to scold them every two minutes. Hinata was still in the examination room with the doctor and everyone else was waiting outside. Naruto was walking up and down yelling at everyone and screaming for Hinata to hear him and take courage. Sasuke sat with his legs as open as possible to ease his pain a bit, while Tenten had a huge bandage on her purple throbbing nose. Sakura was next to her with the other girls and they were all glaring at the guys.

"Well, I have to thank you all for a wedding nobody will ever forget." Gaara despite his worry for Hinata found the situation very funny. Matsuri was a little angry, but she understood that Sasuke and Sakura were furious at each other. Ino tried to apologize, but she didn't know what to say.

"It's all your idiot husband's work!" Neji yelled to Ino. "He wanted to make fun of Sasuke and his only talent is to make other people furious!"

"I'm an artist!"

"You are an idiot!" Tenten yelled making even Naruto turn and look at her. "If you had kept your mouth shut, Sasuke would still be able to walk straight and my nose wouldn't be purple now!"

Sai didn't lose his smile. "Well, I wasn't the one that kicked Sasuke's little special place with a pointy shoe nor did I toss you on the floor like trash, did I? They hate each other a while now and Neji ignores you since High School! You four don't need an excuse to fight..."

He stopped talking and everyone turned their heads to look at the doctor as the door opened. He was followed by a very shy but happy Hinata who ran right into Naruto's arms. "I'm so sorry I made you worry!"

"Well, mr Uzumaki, there is no need to worry! Your wife is just pregnant." Hinate face was crimson red as she looked at Naruto and the rest of her friends. Neji muttered 'an other one?' but he had a huge smile on his face. Ino and Sakura squealed, but no one heard them as Naruto yelled 'yes!' on top of his lungs and threw his hands up. Hinata started crying from happiness and even Sasuke smiled a little and thought of his own children.

flashback

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He sat on his desk and was writing an essay about World War 2 when she came in. For some weird reason living with Sakura alone in the house had been very nice. For the past month she had been doing everything to please him and he felt very lucky that he had chosen her to be his wife. Nothing was too hard to do for her when he asked for something.

Even though they both still had school she was taking great care of him. Sasuke could do anything he wanted and she just agreed without doubts. And the better part was that he could have sex with her any time he wanted. He hadn't lost a day since the wedding and he planned on continuing like this. His favorite part of the day was watching her undress to lie down next to him and let him do all kind of amazing things with her body.

"Sasuke-kun?" That essay wasn't ment to finish. Sasuke stood up and kissed her, but Sakura escaped and sat down on their bed. Her face was scared and she seemed absent-minded. That worried Sasuke.

"What's wrong?" She took a deep breath.

"I wasn't feeling very well, so I went to the doctor today and she said that I... I'm pregnant, Sasuke! What are we going to do?" Sasuke needed a moment to process the information and then sat next to her and kissed her hands with the biggest smile he ever had in his face.

"What do you mean? This is why we got married! Pregnant? We're going to have a baby!"

"But we are sixteen! We still go to school! And you know that my mother died giving birth to me! I'm terrified!"

"Sakura, don't be stupid! We're going to be fine! I'm going to call the dobe!" And he pressed a kiss to her flat belly before he left her there alone and terrified.

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end of flashback

Hinata hugged and kissed everyone and thanked them for the congratulations. Naruto was hyper as ever and followed her around with his eyes still wet. "Well, this is number four! We just need another one and we'll reach Sasuke and Sakura-chan. Or we can have twins and surpass them!"

"Naruto-kun, we haven't even had that baby! Don't rush... Tennie, what happened to your nose?"

"Ask your moron of a cousin!"

"We don't know the sex yet! Why are we out shopping?" Hinata asked her three friends as they walked in the new Mall looking for stuff for the baby.

"Because it's Sunday and Sasuke took all my children away and I can't stay alone in an empty house!" That was a sad story. Sasuke had showed up first thing in the morning and demanded he took the kids and spend the day with them in an amusement park. Sakura wanted to refuse but Anna and Kaito were so excited when they heard it that she couldn't say no. Now she feared that she was losing even her younger children to Sasuke. Thankfully the twins, Tadashi and Daichi, kissed her goodbye and showed her that they still loved her. Minori didn't even look to her direction.

"I don't need an excuse to go shopping!" That was something they all knew about Ino. Most of the times she took her daughter with her to teach her the joy of shopping, but the girl was an exact replica of Sai and she spent her time drawing and saying embarrassing stuff to complete strangers.

"I was blackmailed by Ino to come!" Usually Tenten would spend Sundays working her ass off in some cases, but sometimes she came with her other friends without actually buying anything. As for Temari she never came, because he hated shopping and she always spent Sunday mornings in bed cuddling with Shikamaru. It was an agreement they had that he could sleep as much as he wanted on Sundays and she quite enjoyed it.

"Well, it's a shame to hide that beautiful nose of yours from the people!" They all burst out laughing. Tenten's nose had swollen over the night and it looked kinda like an eggplant now. She was still mad at Neji who hadn't yet apologized.

"Well, Neji-nii-san said he was sorry last night. Naruto kept him and poor Sasuke up all night talking about the baby. I think they had to lock him out again to go to sleep. I could hear them laugh from upstairs..."

"At least he is having fun!" They all froze as they heard the venom in Sakura's voice. "Why wouldn't he? He will get rid of me and gets to keep the children! I swear we will lose them, Tenten! He is the only thing they are talking about!" Sakura sat on a bench and hid her face in her hands. Hinata sat next to her and hugged her shoulders.

"Sakura, they just miss him! You are a good mother!"

"No, I'm not! I did the most stupid thing I could think of! I thought that it would hurt Sasuke, but he doesn't care! He simply doesn't care about me! He only worries about his reputation and what people would say! I'm such an idiot!"

"Sakura, don't you trust me?" Tenten grabbed her hands and made her look up. " I promised you I will fight for the custody with all my strength and I will! We can win this case! I've done it before! It's a problem that you cheated; I admit so..."

"It might not be a problem after all..." Ino appeared in front of them holding a copy of a famous gossip magazine that was her favorite. In the front cover they saw James White's handsome face and some huge bold letters with his words: "I NEVER SLEPT WITH UCHIHA SAKURA! THE WOMAN IS TOTALLY CRAZY!"

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