DIVORCE OR NOT DIVORCE!

Summary: How did two people that were married for 16 years and had 5 children end up hating each other? He was cold and uncaring; she cheated and told the entire world! Add two lawyers that also hate each other and you will get ultimate chaos... Is there any hope for this couple?

Rate: M for cursing and later lemons

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters except the children

Ok. get ready for a good one! But first I need to clear some things up...

First, Sasuke didn't cheat on Sakura. They are divorced for months now and he thinks that she is pregnant from another man! What would you do? Sakura was the one that cheated on him and that made him very jealous if you read the first chapters. Now is her turn.

Second, he is not in a relationship with Karin; it's just what she hopes because she is a gold digger. It's only for the sake of the plot and I hate her as much as you want to feel better imagine her reaction when she hears that Sakura's baby is Sasuke's too!

And finally, 200 REVIEWS!? You people make me so proud! Keep going!

LIFE AND TALES OF A RED-HEAD WHORE

"Already? Who is that bitch?" When you want gossip in Konoha, there is only one place to be and that is Sai and Ino's house. As their little daughter was drawing in her father's work-room in the basement, her parents along with Sakura were conspirating in the kitchen. There were the only people in the world that wouldn't tell Sakura that Sasuke's new girlfriend wasn't her business, even though they thought that her baby was James White's.

"I don't know! I called him just to say 'Happy New Year' and she picked up the phone! In three o'clock in the morning! And she sounded so mean on the phone, as if she was trying to make sure Sasuke is hers!" They had offered her a seat, but she just walked up and down in the room unable to calm herself. Despite his attitude, Sai and Sakura were really close and he was truly worried for her. Everytime he saw her she looked more and more sick.

"Well, we have to find out! Sai, are you going to help?"

"Of course! But you should keep in mind that Sasuke is single now! He has the right to bang every girl he likes and he waited a lot more than you Sakura to do so." Sakura knew he was right but her expression broke Sai's heart. "Off course a visit to his office won't hurt me. I'll make him spill the beans no matter what!"

"Great! That's my husband!" Ino kissed him and then turned to Sakura. "May be you should ask the kids first. They live with him after all."

"I asked that same morning and they have no idea! Not to mention that Minori understood what I wanted and now she wants to find out herself what's going on! She is acting so weird lately!"

"What is she doing?"

"She wears make-up and dresses and wants to go shopping with me! It's like a new child!"

"Sakura, you know what this means..."

"I really don't."

"Well, if you weren't thinking about whom Sasuke is currently fucking you would! Your daughter has a crush!"

"Maybe she got it from her father..."

"What are you doing here?" Sasuke was very serious about his job and every one of his friends knew that, so only Naruto had the guts to visit him at the office once in a while. Not even Sakura went there when they were married. It was a great surprise when he saw Sai's smiley face that morning.

"Come on, Sasuke! I haven't seen you in ages... I'll start to think that you don't like me!" The truth was that Sasuke and Sai were very good friends, but since his favorite was Sakura they hadn't been talking much since the divorce. Also Sai had the annoying habit to always say what was in his mind and that could only lead to trouble.

"You can come over at home. Have you even been in my office before?"

"No, but I'm surprised that you have one of my art pieces here! You said you didn't like it when I gave it to you." There was a huge black and white piece with a few red spots on it on the wall that Sai had made especially for Sasuke. Since it had the Uchiha family colors Sakura suggested that he put it in his office and he ended up liking it at the end.

"Sakura had picked it." That was perfect for Sai. He expected to hear Sakura's name sooner or later so that he could use it as a conversation starter.

"And your new girlfriend doesn't have a problem that you still have it here?" That made Sasuke put down the paper he was reading and look directly at Sai. His smile was as fake and annoying as ever but his eyes looked like they were on fire. He had slept with Karin only once and that little brat had already found out? How the hell did he did it?

"Hn."

It wasn't an answer but he wasn't denying that he was seeing someone either. "Come on, Sasuke! You have been divorced for months now and you have only been with one woman your entire life! You can go fuck half the city if you want! Who is she?"

So at least he didn't know who she was. "It's none of your business."

"I'm just concerned! Do you even know how to use condoms? You've only been with Sakura and she kept popping out little..."

"Sai, get your ass out of my office." Sasuke hadn't raised his voice, but the little vein on his forehead had started twitching. Sai smirked and stubbornly remained in his seat in front of Sasuke's desk. He was ready to answer when there was a little knock on the door and Karin entered the room holding a pack of papers and some envelopes. A little frown appeared on her face when she saw that her boss wasn't alone.

" , I brought you a few things to sign." Sasuke's expression hadn't change, but Sai was always a very observant person. The woman was dressed like a hot secretary from a porn movie and had curves to kill. Sasuke had tensed up and she was clearly upset. They weren't even looking at each other. His smirk grew bigger. The woman left the envelopes in front of Sasuke and walked out of the office quickly. Sai couldn't take his eyes off her and Sasuke was about to burst.

"So cliché, Sasuke...!"

"Get out."

"I hope you two don't fuck on the desk! That would be so..."

"GET OUT!" Sai immediately stood up and walked to the door. As he exited he faced Karin's desk and stared for a while. She sat there in the most sluttish way showing him all her cleavage from her tight shirt, but he stared at her eyes. There was a weird fire in them and he started to feel that Sasuke had picked her only because she was the exact opposite of nice shy Sakura.

"His secretary?"

"Yes, Sakura." When Sai hadn't called all day Sakura started to think that he hadn't discovered anything until Ino called her just before she was ready to fall asleep and now she wasn't sleepy at all. The fact that Sai didn't want to call himself was even more disturbing and Sakura had now panicked.

"And did Sai see her?"

"...yes."

"And how does she look?"

"Well..."

"Ino, I'm not a child."

"Apparently she is... good-looking. She has red hair and wears glasses. And she has a nice body."

"Ok."

"But she is a total slut. She wears short skirts and see-through shirts and she probably is seducing him. And you know how men are... As long as you show them some breasts all they want is to get in your pants!"

"Yes, I know! Ino, I have to go... See you tomorrow..." Ino was sure that she heard a sob.

What was she doing there? Sakura had absolutely no reason to be in front of Sasuke's office this early in the morning when she was supposed to be heading to work. Her boss was calling her ten times a day and she was ignoring him along with her deadline. The only thing in her mind for the past days was Sasuke and his new girlfriend. She had to see her at least from a distance.

Sai's description made her worry a lot more than he and Ino were expecting. The fact that Sasuke had found some gorgeous slut to replace her with made her furious. What was he trying to do? From what she knew the only woman Sasuke had any experience with was herself and she was an innocent child when she met him. If that new woman pulled any seducing tricks on him, he wouldn't be able to resist her. He had to want her only for sex.

Or had he fallen for her...?"

Right on time she got out of a taxi and stood in front of the entrance of the main Uchiha Inc. building searching for something in her bag. Inside her car Sakura grabbed the wheel so tight that her knuckles turned white. She knew in her gut that that was the woman that he spoken to her on the phone and was not happy about it. The redhead looked so dazzling and confident to her that she mad her feel like a toothless old hag.

Karin entered the building and without a second thought Sakura followed her inside. Sasuke hadn't arrived yet and she figured that that would give her some time to talk and get to know her opponent. She knew very well where Sasuke's office was, so she pushed the elevator button to the top floor and tried to comb her hair with her fingers.

Her desk was in front of Sasuke's door and she was sitting, applying red lipstick on her lips. It was obvious that she didn't expect Sakura to come out of the elevator. Of course Karin had seen plenty of pictures on magazines and she knew exactly who Sakura was, but she still stared amused. Haruno Sakura was considered a very beautiful and attractive woman but right now she was a mess. Despite her round belly her arms and legs were skinnier than ever and anyone could see the bones on her face. There was black circles beneath her eyes and she looked like she hadn't slept for days.

"How can I help you?" So Karin had decided to pretend that she didn't know who she was. Sakura got a little scared as she saw how mean her smile was.

"Is Mr. Uchiha here? I need to talk to him about something..." Sakura was never a very confident person and Karin made her feel even worse. She felt a strong urge to turn around and ran until she found Sasuke and made him swear that he still liked her better than that bitch.

"I'm sorry, but he hasn't arrived yet... I believe we have spoken on the phone?" There was so much sarcasm in Karin's voice and so much venom in her eyes that Sakura took a few steps back. When she went in there she wanted to kill that woman and now she only wanted to cry. How could Sasuke pick that person?

"No, thank you... Bye..." Karin didn't say anything back, but she continued to smile sarcastically. Very slowly she unbuttoned one more button on her shirt and let Sakura see a small red love mark on one of her huge fake tits. As the elevator door closed Karin clearly saw Sakura fainting and heard the noise as her body fell on the metallic floor. Then she searched for her lipstick again.

Ok, Sakura fainted in the elevator and Karin did nothing to help... Big surprise there! But guess who's going to find her...

Merry Christmas, everyone!