DIVORCE OR NOT DIVORCE!

Summary: How did two people that were married for 16 years and had 5 children end up hating each other? He was cold and uncaring; she cheated and told the entire world! Add two lawyers that also hate each other and you will get ultimate chaos... Is there any hope for this couple?

Rate: M for cursing and later lemons

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters except the children!

Hi, again! This is my latest update! Enjoy!

HEART vs. MIND

"Why is everyone so quiet today?" That was the first thing that was heard in the breakfast table that morning and Kaito asked it because nobody had said a word for fifteen minutes. Sasuke and Sakura didn't even look at each other's direction. Minori was playing with her food still mad for the night before. The twins had heard everything and were still in shock that Minori liked Obito and their father found out. And Anna was just sleepy.

"I want to go out today." Minori said looking to nobody in particular but everyone understood she was talking to her father.

"It's Saturday. You don't have school."

"Yes, but I have friends. I want to see them." The boys turned their heads from their father to sister again and again. She was blushed but determined to have her way and he was pretending to read his paper but had a crazy look in his eyes.

"Who do you want to meet specifically?"

"You want me to report to you?"

"Hn."

"I'm sixteen years old."

"And I'm thirty-two. What's your point?" They stopped pretending and finally looked straight at each other.

"You can't keep in here for ever!"

"You think?"

"Enough!" Sakura threw her fork down and stood up. "You are both so stubborn that you can fight until one of you is dead! Minori, talk honestly to your father without yelling. And Sasuke, listen to her and try to understand! It's a crush, not a crime!"

Anna fully woke up and squealed excited. "Minori has a crush? Who is it?" Sasuke threw his paper on the table, stood up and left them all staring at Minori who had the most horrifying angry expression in her face. It wasn't enough that Obito thought she didn't like him but her whole family had to know about it now. She wasn't even sure what she was going to tell him when she saw him. She had never liked anyone before.

Saturday was Naruto's favorite day of the week. He stayed home all day and played with his children and they always had ramen for dinner. That particular Saturday Hinata was finally reaching her ninth month of pregnancy and he mad breakfast for everyone to celebrate. With everyone still asleep he decided to go bother Neji, who always used Saturday to work.

Neji never locked the door, because when he did Naruto just hit it and scream until he opened and let him in. So he casually entered his apartment and screamed: "Neji, wake up!"

Without giving him any time he walked in the bedroom only to find Neji and Tenten lying on the bed completely naked and spooning. They had just opened their eyes due to his screaming and finally realized that Naruto was watching them.

"OH, MY EYES! MY EYES! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? YOU HATED EACH OTHER!" Tenten screamed and tried to cover herself with a shit while Neji stood up and put on his boxers. Naruto was trying to get out of the bedroom with his eyes covered with his hand and Neji grabbed him from the hem of his shirt and dragged him out.

"What are you doing here?"

"MY EYES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WITH TENNIE!? I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP WITH HER!"

"STOP SCREAMING! Everyone can hear you!" Tenten finally appeared fully dressed and crimson red from embarrassment.

"I'm sorry, Naruto! We would tell you eventually." Naruto ignored Neji and turned to her.

"Can he get it up now?" It was Neji's turn to turn red.

"It appears so. Unless he is on some kind of medication..."

"ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU! That has happened to me only once in High school..."

"With me! Why?" Tenten had been asking that herself for sixteen years. Naruto turned to his cousin and waited for an answer silently for the first time in his life. Neji sat down on his couch and looked at Tenten. Why really? He wasn't sure himself. But he had a theory.

"Naruto, go away."

"I'm not going anywhere until I find out if you two are together now!" Neji wouldn't have known what to answer, but Tenten was faster than him.

"No, we aren't. I asked you a question, Neji." We aren't? Then what are you doing here? What is this for you?

"I'll tell you when he leaves." Neji pointed at Naruto and he sighed. He walked slowly to the door, opened it and disappeared behind it. Tenten turned to Neji again. "I had a major crush on you in High School, Tennie."

"What? You had slept with all the girls there!"

"I was sure that you liked me only as a friend! I wanted to show you that I was a man!" Neji doubted that he had talked so much about himself his entire life. And yet she stood in front of him waiting for more. "I had no idea that you liked me back!"

"Yes, I did. I did like you since kindergarten and you were always with someone else! And when I finally found the courage to tell you..." She couldn't go any farther. She could still see him pushing her away and abandoning her half naked in Sasuke and Sakura's honeymoon suite.

Neji gulped. "Courage? You were drunk as hell. And you didn't tell me; you came onto me and started throwing away your clothes. I freaked out." Finally the truth. "It was your first time and you were the girl I liked! I... I wanted it to be perfect and... I got so anxious I couldn't perform! For sake I was sixteen and you were my first love!"

He finally raised his eyes and saw Tenten in front of him with glistening eyes and trembling lips. "I believed that you found me so unattractive that you couldn't even do it for one night..."

"OH, YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!" Naruto's voice came from behind the apartment's door and they both jumped. "WHEN YOU'RE DONE HUMPING EACH OTHER COME TO BREAKFAST!"

"DADDY, WHAT'S HUMPING MEANS?"

"Where is she?" The magazine fell from Sakura's hands as Sasuke stormed in her room and started yelling at her. He had just found out that Minori had found a way to get out of the house.

"My guess is Kakashi's house. What are you going to do? Go there and make a scene?"

"You bet." Sakura jumped off her bed and ran behind him in the hallway.

"Sasuke, wait!" He didn't even turn and started climbing down the stairs. "You can't keep her in her forever. She is not a child anymore. Let her live her life!"

That made Sasuke stop and turn. "She is living! She already had a lover and she is ready to take another. That's living, right?"

"I don't know about that other boy and I was shocked to hear it, too, but Obito? He is nice and kind and we know him and his family! Minori would fall in love with someone at some point, so can you think of anyone better? He is perfect for her!"

"Hn." Sakura approached him and hugged him from behind. Sasuke felt her round belly pressing against his back and calmed down. "At least we can make sure that they won't do it."

Sakura giggled and let go of him. "It think we can be sure that they will do it, Sasuke. We had her when we were her age..."

"And look at us now..."

"What's wrong with us? We have five kids and another one on the way, we live together, we sleep together..." She wanted to make him laugh, but she just sounded hurt and bitter. Sasuke kissed her forehead.

"You were the one who wanted it to be the last time, remember? I could do it for the rest of my life." And now she was angry.

"And you are the one who is sleeping with someone else, Sasuke. I have seen your redhead slut, remember? And I know this has been going on since New Year's when she answered your phone!"

"What?"

Karin is in trouble! See you next time!

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