DIVORCE OR NOT DIVORCE!

Summary: How did two people that were married for 16 years and had 5 children end up hating each other? He was cold and uncaring; she cheated and told the entire world! Add two lawyers that also hate each other and you will get ultimate chaos... Is there any hope for this couple?

Rate: M for cursing and later lemons

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters exept the children!

This is unforgivable and I know it. It's been more than a year since I started this chapter. You all have the right to never read my stories again. For the few people still waiting this is the end. I'm sorry.

When Sasuke arrived at the house Sakura was in her bedroom pretending to be asleep. Yet she couldn't even keep her eyes closed as she was wondering what had happened between him and the red-head woman. He had left angry without saying anything to Sakura and it had taken him hours to return. In her mind she could see them on a bed somewhere naked and those images kept her awake.

"I can tell that you're not asleep. I've been sleeping next to you my entire life."

He stood next to her door and looked calm. She quit her acting and sat up on the bed. "Did you have a good time?"

"No, but I'm about to."

"What...?"

"I'm getting back together with you."

LOVE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

"You think that just because you broke up with your girlfriend I'll immediately forgive you and take you back?" Sasuke smirked. Without answering her he sat on the edege of her bed and took her hand in his. " Cause I'm not doing it, Sasuke. We are over."

"You sure have some nerve. You can say we are over while you are in my house and my child is in your belly."

"I wanted neither of these things."

"I wanted both of them." Sakura took her hand away and covered it with her blanket.

"You did?"

"Sakura. Don't push me. I've been doing nothing but trying to bring you back and you kept pushing me away. Why didn't you ask me about Karin?"

She hissed at the sound of the name. "Maybe I don't want to know. You don't have to stay with me for the kid, Sasuke. I don't want you to. If you love someone else please feel free to be with them."

"Do you think I love someone else?"

"You were sleeping with her..."

"While we were divorced!"

"I wasn't seeing anyone!"

"Sakura. You cheated on me. You ridiculed me. You lied to me about the baby. Are you really going to refuse me because I slept with someone a few times thinking that you were expecting your lover's baby?"

She threw the covers off her and stood up. Tears started coming out of her eyes and she couldn't look Sasuke in the eyes. "I know I don't have the right to be angry... But you were not the perfect husband either! I loved you since I was 7 years old. I can't help feeling jealous of your new woman!"

Sasuke stood up and hugged her from behing. "There is no new woman. You should know it by now. And haven't I apologised for everything I did to you?"

"And I apologised to you!"

"So why can't we start over?" With his hands around her body her lowered his head and put a small kiss on her hair. He continued kissing the back of her head, then her ear and finally her neck.

Sakura couldn't resist anymore. She turned around to face him and pushed herself on his body trying to kiss his lips.

"Be careful. The baby..."

"The baby is fine. The mother is going crazy." She hopped onto him, allowing him to lift her up and kiss her passionately with nothing to hold them back for the first time since the divorce. Sasuke deepened the kiss and placed her back against the wall, so that he could grab her butt better.

Sakura was ecstatic. For the first time in such a long time she felt safe. She didn't have to worry about anything, not even carrying her own weight. Sasuke was holding her up, Sasuke was kissing her, Sasuke was going to take care of everything. The tears started coming out again and Sasukefelt them on his cheeks. He pulled his face away and looked at her very puzzled.

"What's wrong? I told I don't care about her!"

"I know. These are happy tears. Just kiss me."

That night Tenten for the first time in her life returned to some place that wasn't her house. For the first time someone was waiting for her. Someone had cooked for her. She drove like a crazy person because she couldn't wait to see someone. And she was painfully aware of how much she cared for him.

She parked her car in the secluded parking space outside the Hyuuga manor, checked herself in the side mirror and combed her hair with her fingers. From Naruto's house she could hear the sounds of children playing and suddenly she thought that it wasn't such a bad thing. Maybe one day her children would run in those gardens and play with Naruto's children.

She mentally slapped herself. Why was she acting like a child? Why was she dreaming about a future with a guy she was dating for a couple of weeks. Not even dating; she had slept with him a few times. That had never happened to her before. She had had relationships of years and she never dreamt of children or marriage. She needed to pull herself together.

But this time was different. She knew Neji all her life; he was first of all a friend. He had hurt her more then anyone eventhough it wasn't his fault and he had made her happier than anyone. Maybe it was ok to let herself free to dream for once.

"How long are you going to stare at the mirror?"

The briefcase fell from her hand and she turned around to see Neji wearing only his robe and smiling at her.

"How long are you watching me?"

"Since the car came in. I didn't know you were so narcissistic, Tenten... or maybe are you trying to look good for me?" She picked the briefcase up and smirked.

"I was just thinking of something else. Let's go inside, you're naked."

"This is a private garden." He came closer to her. "No one is here." He pushed her to her car with his body. "We are alone."

Tenten looked towards Naruto's place. She could hear him laugh along with his children. "You are crazy."

The robe was open and she could feel his naked body pressed against her clothes. He was nibbling at her ear and his hands were traveling up and down her body heating her up in all the right places. She felt his hard-on and suddenly put her arms around him.

"Hinata once told me that she and Naruto were doing it all over this garden!"

All his excitement left his body, he pulled away and closed his robe. "That blonde dog! This is a sacred place for my family! For god's sake, I walk around here all the time!"

"Sacred? You were ready to do me right here in front of their house!" Tenten had trouble standing from all the laughing.

"You weren't exactly complaining yourself! Why did you have to talk about Hinata?"

She hugged him again and whispered in his ear: "If you take me inside, I'll make you forget all about it."

"I think that was Tenten going up with Neji." Hinata sat on her rocking chair with little Kushina sleeping on her round belly. Naruto took the baby from her and put it in the crib. He could hear the boys' muffled laughter coming from their room, but decided to let it go. Instead he took Hinata's hands and lifted her up and they both headed to their room.

"I'm so happy for them. Neji definitely needed someone." Naruto just smiled at her and started to get undreesed. "You freak me out when you are not talking, Naruto-kun."

Naruto smiled as he put on his pyjamas. "I've been so incredibly happy lately that I forgot all about Neji, Sasuke and Sakura. I have forgotten what it is to be lonely. Hinata-chan. I can't remember what I was doing before I started living with you."

"Well, you were pretty much the same. But a little lame. And you lived in Sasuke's basement." She giggled and Naruto covered her with the sheets and caressed her belly. The baby kicked and he lied down happy.

"This is it. We have to take charge! Let's make Tenten move in here and Sasuke beg Sakura to take him back."

"There's no need."

"Of course there is! Sasuke and Neji are stupid. Pretty soon they're going to be lonely old bitter men with prideful faces that say 'hn' all the time."

"Look, Neji yesterday sat down and watched two hours of cartoons with the boys. They got bored and left and he sat there for thirty more minutes staring at the TV and smiling like an idiot. This is happening with or without your help. As for Sasuke, it's a matter of time before he breaks. He has her there every day. He will swallow his pride eventually. I see us attending their second wedding very soon."

Naruto was pleased. He kissed her cheek and fell asleep with his hand on her belly.

"Where have you been?" Minori froze as the lights were turned on. She was on the base of the stares with her shoes in her hand and her father stood at the top looking unusually red. Immediately she wore her most uncaring face and put on her shoes.

"Out. It's not that late."

"It's three in the morning. You are sixteen years old. Your lipstick is smeared all over your face, your hair looks like you were wrestling a cat and Kakashi just told me that Obito is not home yet. I believe explanations are in order."

"I wasn't having sex, if that's what you're asking." Sasuke's face turned redder but he felt relieved.

"Young lady..."

"Young lady? Really dad? What if i told you that it wasn't Obito making out with me? Would that please you, old man?"

At that point Sasuke's face was purple. "You mean that there is someone else you..."

"Oh, relax. Of course it's Obito. I like a boy that you and mum know all your lives and love as well. That's a good thing, right? You should be happy for me."

"Minori, if you were a little older, maybe I..."

"Dad, please. I'm older now than you and mum were when I was born. And no stork delivered me. I know how babies are made. If you want to pretend that I'm a little girl that's ok, but I am grown up. I don't expect that you and I are going to be talking about sex from now on, but that doesn't mean I don't know what it is."

Sasuke hissed. "But... you just said... that you didn't do it." He now looked whiter than snow and it was Minori's turn to blush.

"We haven'y done it ...yet."

"...Yet?"

"Yet."

Sasuke sighed. "I'll be watching him."

"I know."

"Also your mother and I are back together."

"I was expecting that since the day she moved back in. Do your best not to screw this over again, dad."

"Good night,kiddo."

"Nhh... I... love... you..."

"Neji! What did you say?" Tenten had suddenly stopped moving. Neji found himself in a really weird position. There was a woman riding on top of him who looked so angry that he was afraid she was going to kill him. Meanwhile his cock was still inside her and was starting to crave some movement, but she stubbornly refused to move. Neji tried to put his hands on her hips and rock her up and down himself, but she slapped away his hands, stood up and climbed down the bed.

Neji sat up."Maybe you're overreacting a little. Just a suggestion." She sent him a glare and started looking for her underwear. She found her panties, but before she could wear them, Neji rushed to her and grabbed them out of her hands. "You can't leave while I'm still hard."

"You expect me to spread my legs again after what you said to me?"

"I had no idea that me loving you was so insulting! Will you spread your leds if I apologise for that horribe thing I said?"

"Stop saying that! Now she looked less angry and more like she was about to cry.

"What the hell is wrong with you? You wouldn't have reacted like that if had said I hated you!"

"Let me go, Neji." Now he was angry. He grabbed her by her arms and pinned her on the wall pressing his entire body on hers.

"No. Even if you act like a lunatic I still love you. I've waited all my life to say it and I'll keep saying as much as I want." Instead of answering, Tenten bit down his shoulder until he screamed and let her go to rub the huge purple bite mark on his flesh.

"Well I didn't want to hear it when I was riding you or with your erection poking me." She reached for her panties again but Neji tackled her and threw her back on the mattress. Before she could move his hands were on her hips and Neji turned her around and thrust his entire length into her. Tenten gasped and tried to free herself, but her knees were on the floor while her upper body was pressed onto the mattress and Neji was moving behind her, thrusting fast and hard as deep inside her as he could reach. She was trying not to feel good, but she was still wet from before and before long she was moaning and gasping again.

"Why are you...ahh... doing this?"

"I'm getting rid of my erection so I can properly say it again. Are you going to say it back?"

"Turn me around!" Neji obeyed without taking his cock out of her. Her face was flashed and her eyes were wat but she wasn't crying. He tried to kiss her but she went for the bite mark she had left on his shoulder. While her kept thrusting in her, she licked and sucked his wound until she took all the pain away and they both came together and collapsed on the bed.

"I love you, too."

"Daddy, what are you doing here?" Sasuke woke up to his five years old son's voice only to realise that he was in Sakura's bedroom, in her bed, she was asleep in his arms and they were both naked. The little boy had climbed on the bed and was now staring at his parents very confused. His mother was still asleep practically on top of his father and he was looking back at his son terrified. "You said that you and mammy wouldn't share a room anymore."

"Well, Kaito, sometimes..." While he was trying to come up with something age appropriate to say while removing Sakura's hair from his face, his eldest son Tadashi came in. And the situation might have been confusing for a little kid like Kaito, but for a thirteen year old was pretty clear. Unfortunatelly none of his sons had ever been too shy.

"Oh, what is this? Did any of you happen to find a time machine, because I have stepped in the past!"

"Tadashi, please stop it."

"Shame on you, dad! That's a pregnant woman you're holding!"

"What's going on?" As if things hadn't been awkward enough 8-year-old Anna walked in the room and and came across all that. Sasuke found himself wishing that he was as much a heavy sleeper as Sakura who kept snoring using his shoulder as a pillow.

"Kids, your mum and I made a decision..."

"And you're both so good at this! Once you two decide something you never change your mind,right?" Tadashi then burst out laughing in front of them and kept going for a while. If he didn't look so much like his father, Sasuke would have seriously thought that he was Naruto's kid. At last he decided that he had made enough fun of his father and stopped. "Come on, kids. Mum and dad love each other again! Let's go make breakfast for them!"

If Sasuke wasn't happy already seeing his two youngest so excited made his day. He pressed Sakura onto him and kissed her all over her body until she opened her eyes and looked at him in a way that she hadn't looked at him for years. There was so much love in her eyes that he couldn't help himself. After he was done kissing her they both got dressed and went downstairs to eat a real family breakfast, the first after a really long time. And all the teasing from their kids wasn't enough to ruin such a perfect day.

The news about Sasuke and Sakura didn't take long to reach the gang. Instead of calling everyone separately Sakura just called Ino who then called everyone she knew. None of them was really surprised. Naruto was so happy that it became unbearable to listen to him for the next week or so. Sai had even more that the kids to say to Sasuke including some really snarky jokes about a redhead secretary. Shikamaru found the whole thing really troublesome as he did with everything that made his wife excited. As for Neji and Tenten they were really busy trying to persuade everyone that they didn't really care about each other. With all their friends occupied with Sasuke and Sakura they found it really easy to ditch everyone and spent every waking moment together.

A month later the fourth baby Uzumaki arrived and eveyoned gathered together to celebrate Naruto's new son who was born with spiky blond hair, blue eyes and screaming on top of his lungs. Neji's family of course arrived to rejoice and finally accepted that no children of Naruto would ever look like Hyuugas, so they all attacked Neji hoping that his kids would have dark hair and lavender eyes. Unfortunatelly that particular conversation took place in front of Tenten who didn't need to be told how fast she and Neji were moving.

"I have never asked you if you want kids." They were eating dinner in her house since his family was all over his. Tentne had just returned from her office and was planning on eating and then having a long bath (preferably with Neji). None of her plans included children.

"Maybe that's because we are sleeping together for a month and half."

"Why can't you say dating?"

"When have we ever been on a date?"

"Hey! I invited you to the movies and you came wearing only a short coat and high heels. What was I supposed to do?" Tenten smiled thinking about that night and what happened in the alley behing the movie theater.

"Exactly. That's what we are good at! People stop having sex after having babies."

Neji pulled her up and sat her in his lap. "Why are you lying? I've seen the way you're looking at the baby, Tenny. Why not admit that you want one of your own? Then I'll tell you that I want one too and maybe we can have one together. I know it's too soon. But we already know each other. What are we waiting for?"

The next three months for some unknown reason Tenten starting to really like babies and weddings. Everyone still thought that she and Neji were having casual sex, but secretely that lived together and planed a future together. Naruto named his baby son Takeru, a name that he stole from Sasuke claiming that he was having a girl anyway. Sasuke then claimed that he was going to have another son after that and the two friends entered an unending competition about who was going to have more kids than the other, much to their wives' disapproval.

Sasuke forgot all about it only when he caught his daughter and her boyfriend in her room one sad summer day. Sakura was nine months pregnant and he was getting impatient waiting for his new daughter, when he decided to challenge his oldest daughter to a match of tennis. So he walked in her room to find her lying below a semi-naked boy wearing very little herself.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAYGHTER?"

Obito literally jumped to the ceiling. He was wearing only his boxers and Minori was only in her panties and some socks. She sat up and covered her boobs with her arms and the both looked around but were unable to locate their clothes.

"Dad, just calm down... It's not a big deal..."

Sasuke was furious. He didn't want to step closer since his daughter was practically naked, but he couldn't take his eyes away from the boy. He had a very clear image in his head of where his hands were when he entered the room.

"Mr. Uchiha, let me explain..."

"Explain what? You think that I can't tell what you're doing to my baby girl?" Sasuke was seeing red. Minori reaaly wanted to put on some clothes, but she was afraid that, if she wasn't standing in front of Obito, her father would attack him and cut him to pieces.

"With all due respect, sir, she is not a baby..."

"Yes, dad, I'm seventeen now. Most people my age..."

"I don't care what other people are doing! You are a kid, you know nothing about this stuff! He is taking advantage of you. I should never have let you date Kakashi's kid; he is as perverted as his father!"

"I thought you loved my dad." Obito protested.

"I do, but he is still perverted. I know all about his books..."

"My mum burnt those..."

At that point Sakura entered the room. "Sasuke, why are you screami... AAHHHH!" It wasn't every day that a mother got to see her daughter in bed with a naked boy. Sakura couldn't take her eyes away from the naked teens, until she remembered what Sasuke was looking at. "Sasuke, are you alright?"

"What do you think? If I walked in here five minutes later they wouldn't have been wearing underpants! He is taking advantage of her!"

"Hey, dad!" If you want to know, I asked him to..."

"SHUT UP! I don't want to know!"

"Sasuke!"

"Step away from her before I..."

"SASUKE!"

"What?" He finally turned and faced his wife.

"My water just broke."

In a matter of moments he had forgotten all about Minori and Obito. He drove Sakura to the hospital and Obito went with them as part of the family. He and the kids waited outside the delivery room for the good news and when Sasuke asked them to come see their sister, Obito went in with them. Even when Minori kissed him while holding her baby sister, Sasuke didn't feel anything but calm and happy.

That sixth kid came into the world faster and easier than her siblings. Sasuke was a pro after all these times, but when he saw her coming out he felt exactly the same thing he had felt the first time when he was sixteen years old. The baby was the first to have the pink hair in the Uchiha family and two beautiful green eyes. She was named Mimi, a name that Sasuke picked and she wasn't the last baby Sasuke and Sakura had.

Much to his surprise he grew quite fond of Obito and he came to really love him, especially when little Mimi brought home Naruto's boy who was so much like him that Sasuke could swear that he was really his clone. Sasuke and Naruto got in thousand of arguments about their kids over the years. Nonetheless the grew old together with their wives and friends, surrounded by kids and grandkids and they all lived happily ever after.

THE END

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