Next, he buckles Laura to the changing table and she says:

"What's this that I'm laying on?"

"It's a changing table. You need to be on it so that I can get you cleaned up."

"Oh. I've never seen one before."

"That's OK. Where you are from, y'all don't need them."

"I see."

"Now, I'm just going to take your dress and hair ribbons to my wife in the laundry room so that she can get them washed."

"OK."

He takes Laura's dress off and her hair ribbons out and says: "Stay there sweetie. I'll be back in a minute or two to get you cleaned up and ready for your bath."

"Yes sir."

"Good."

He quickly runs down to the laundry room in the garage, leaving Laura on the changing table.

"Here you are honey. Here's her dress and hair ribbons."

"What took so long dear?"

"Oh, nothing. Laura said that she felt embarrassed about the way she looks and I told that she's beautiful like any good parent, guardian, or baby sitter would say when needed, but a good parent would say it a lot."

"I see."

She also asked what she was laying on and I explained to her that it was a changing table and that she has to lay on it so that I can get her cleaned up and ready for her bath."

"Oh. OK dear. Go ahead and go back to her so that she can start recovering. I'll take care of this and hopefully I can get the stains out and then sew it."

"OK honey."