"Queen of the Lethal Legs Challenge"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama or any of the characters from the show. Total Drama and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, it's been way too long since I ever tried a competition fic, so Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 suggested to me that I'd try out a competition fic where 23 of Total Drama's female competitors compete to see which legs are the best in the series. And best of all, Justin is the host instead of Chris McLean. So for those of you anticipating, enjoy!

Chapter 4: Lindsay

"Welcome back yet again to Queen of the Lethal Legs Challenge!" Justin winked to the camera. "If you're under 30, then you're late for a prostate exam! I know, it's a horrible joke, but at least I didn't write any material. Before the break, we saw Courtney unleash her legs on Cameron. I'll tell ya, that kid's neck is as busted up like a soda can."

"Yeah, it seems painful as it is." Dawn nodded.

"Not as painful as this is gonna be!" Justin replied. "Because we're gonna go on to another leggy beauty! She's so smart, she makes Patrick Star look a bit more lame, Lindsay!

Both the model and moonchild looked right over to TV screen, where they saw Lindsay in a medical room. The outfit Lindsay chose to wear was a hot white nurse outfit with her cleavage shown (which was held by a red D-cup bra).

"So Lindsay, how does it feel?" Dawn replied.

"This fits me like a glove, Jared!" Lindsay exclaimed. "I can't breathe a little though, this thing's too tight."

"Just adjust your outfit a bit more." Justin smirked.

Much to Justin's perverted ways, Lindsay decided to unbutton her outfit a little, showing her slim stomach.

"Is that better?" Lindsay replied.

"Much better!" The model nodded as he focused on the camera. "Lindsay here is gonna be treating Cody here to some special hospitality. What you didn't know about this was that Cody suffered a minor fall on the roof of his house, and now he's got some neck spasms. Can our curvy leggy nurse make Cody feel a whole lot better? Let's find out, shall we?"

A doctor (which looked a little bit like Neil Patrick Harris) came in with a clipboard in hand. The doctor went by the name of Dr. Dowser. After checking up his clickboard, he looked up to Cody who was laying right on the hospital bed with a neck warmer around his neck.

"Well, Mr. Anderson, I've now gotten your X-rays." Dr. Dowser replied. "Luckily for you, you didn't suffer a broken neck. You suffered a little bit of neck spasms."

"Oh, thank goodness." Cody sighed in relief. "At least it's less worse."

"Eeyup, you sure are lucky." Dr. Dowser nodded. "However, Mr. Anderson, I strongly advise not to move your neck not too much because it still needs to heal up."

"What if I need to pee?!" Cody whined.

"That's simple, just move your eyes a little. That helps." The doctor suggested.

"Sounds simple enough." Cody nodded, even though he didn't want to. "How long will I be in this hospital for?"

"Well, if you get some nice extra rest alongside some medication, you'll be out here no less than a few days." Dr. Dowser winked.

"Sweet, sounds like it may not be bad after all." Cody sighed again.

After he began checking on Cody, the doctor looked at his watch. Something on his face appeared very urgent.

"Oh crap, I gotta be at room 3C now, some teenage mom's about to give birth," The doctor replied. "I'll have Nurse Lindsay look after you after I'm gone, is that okay."

"Sure, no problem!" Cody nodded.

"Thanks." The doctor said, therefore leaving the room.

All that was left was Cody all by himself in the hospital bed. But at least he had some TV to watch, so things may not be all that bad for him.

"Hmmmm, I wonder if The Big Bang Theory's on?" Cody said, turning on the tube.

But while he was busy enjoying his tube, Cody heard a girl's voice standing before him. A pretty one at least.

"Excuse me, are you Craig Anderson?" She replied.

"Actually, it's pronounced Cody." Cody said, before turning over his left shoulder. "And you might be-"

However, Cody's jaw dropped in total surprise...

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...all because she saw Lindsay in that tasteless naughty nurse outfit.

"Oh, crap..." Cody gulped. "You're f-f-frickin' hot..."

"Thanks!" Lindsay exclaimed. "All the old patients around this hospital thought so too. So what's the problem?"

"You see, I accidentally fell off the roof trying to fix one of the tiles when I accidentally tumbled backward and landed on my head a little." Cody explained. "Lucky for me, it was only neck spasms and not a permanent neck injury."

"Wow, you were definitely lucky to survive that." Lindsay chuckled.

"I sure have." Cody nodded painfully. "Maybe luck must be on my side."

"I know how to take care of that problem!" Lindsay exclaimed.

"Really?" Cody raised his eyebrow.

"Sure, just hold still and lean up." The blonde demanded.

"Oh, um... okay." Cody nodded, slowly leaning up on his bed.

Pleased, Lindsay managed to get in bed with him, only for the back of Cody's head to lay on top of Lindsay's lap. No one knew what went on with Lindsay's mind, but something felt strange. Cody needed to know why.

"What are you doing?" Cody replied.

"Trust me, I got this handled..." Lindsay smirked.

Suddenly, Lindsay managed to wrap her legs right around Cody's neck. And without sudden warning...

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*CRUNCH!*

Her steel-like legs began to push around Cody's neck, strangling him around his vocal cords.

"Wha...? What are you... accck... doing?" Cody gagged.

"I do this with all the patients who have neck problems." Lindsay replied. "Sure, it hurts for a little while, but once the pressure's relieved, it feels mighty good."

"Are... you sure... ecccck!" Cody gagged again.

"I'm definitely sure, Mr. Anderson." Lindsay nodded.

To crank things up, Lindsay started moving her legs side to side and up and down, giving Cody's nearly-broken neck a little massage. Cody couldn't deny that her legs were as soft as a pillow resting around his head. It still hurt, but his neck was being soothed out much more comfortably. Yet, his neck still wasn't feeling better due to the increased pain.

"Okay, you're making it... a little... ack... worse now!" Cody exclaimed.

"Relax, I know what I'm doing!" Lindsay chuckled.

Just for fun, she held Cody by the neck and sent him moving back and forth, bending him over for the time being. He felt like an armchair malfunctioning over and over again, therefore bending and half and bending back straight again. It wasn't so much fun for the geek, but it was a lot more fun for Lindsay. It was like having to do pull-ups with a ghost clenching your neck with his/her legs.

This was making Cody a bit dizzy from the pain itself.

"I don't... feel very... good at all!" Cody hollered out.

"Trust me, you're doing just fine." Lindsay smirked.

Finally putting him down, Lindsay managed to press those leg muscles together like a vice grip, getting a nice crunch around Cody's vocal cords. So far, it was making his neck spasms look so much worse from here. Still it was worth it for Cody to have to be handled like this. The only question on behalf, is whether or not Cody could be conscious enough to see that sexy smirk around Lindsay's face.

It wasn't looking likely as Cody began fading away every last second possible.

"I'm... feeling... a little... sleepy." Cody replied.

With her legs too strong to break out, Cody passed out on the hospital bed. Noticing this, Lindsay finally decided to let Cody go, which now forced him unconscious. He hadn't moved a bit for perhaps the last ten seconds, but it's all what Lindsay wanted. She didn't want to make him feel better.

She wanted to hurt him. Lindsay knew that Cody liked it.

"Looks like it's time for beddy bye, my sweet Casey." She smirked to Cody, getting his name wrong like always.

With Cody on the bed, Lindsay pressed the buzzer, therefore calling for Dr. Dowser.

"Dr. Dowser, Mr. Anderson's suffering some more neck problems," Lindsay replied on the speaker. "Can you help him out?"

With her announcement done, Lindsay decided to leave Cody's room for a while, but not without looking at Cody for one last time. As one final smirk spoke through her lips, she whispered far away from him one last time:

"Don't worry, my patient. There'll be more than that to come along..."

Amazed by Lindsay's leg athleticism, Justin and Dawn turned to the camera with a smirk.

"I'm guessing extra medication is in order?" Dawn raised her eyebrow.

"Trust me, with the service Cody got, he probably wouldn't need it." Justin chuckled. "Anyway, you have Lindsay's time?"

"As a matter of fact, I have!" The moonchild exclaimed, bringing out her timer again.

"Looks like Lindsay clocked in at 7:57." Justin said.

"Yep, looks like Cody's totally in for a neckbrace for sure!" Dawn nodded.

"I definitely concur!" The model nodded. "Unfortunately, that puts Lindsay in a very tough spot, making her third place for now. Still, we got a lot of leggy beauties to come, so let's bring in that lottery wheel to see who's next! Ready Dawn!"

Nodding in response, the moonchild spun the wheel hard, forcing Justin to get in his good aim yet again.

With force, Justin threw the entire dart...

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...all around Eva's name.

"Well, looks like Eva's the lucky one to go next!" Dawn exclaimed.

"No kidding!" Justin exclaimed. "Who knows what kind of devastation her legs are gonna do from here? Will anyone be safe from those giant steel gams of hers? The pain will commence after the break right here on QUEEN... OF THE LETHAL LEGS CHALLLLENGE!"

It took me a lot like two days, but I managed to get it all done! I wonder what Eva's got planned for her subject. Either way, it's bound to get destructive!

Feedbacks are welcome! Until then, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! BA-FRICKIN-ZINGA!